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Stopping Getting Tail-Gated on Underground / NR
How is it possible to stop getting tail-gated by dishonest commuters,
down and outs, and other opportunists? Usually I hesitate just after passing through the gates of a gateline. But invariably some oik - usually male - rushes past the open gates pretending to use the Oyster scan - and then deliberately pushes into me or pushes me out of the way. Once I stopped esrly and caught one and he got trapped in the gates - I walked off. He had to be released by the staff. But usually the gateline staff don't do anything even when the attempt is so obvious. But it pi$$es me off - why should I give a free ride to someone who can't be ar$ed to buy a ticket. Rush hour at major stations are the worst time. SB |
Stopping Getting Tail-Gated on Underground / NR
On May 11, 4:12*pm, SB wrote: How is it possible to stop getting tail-gated by dishonest commuters, down and outs, and other opportunists? Usually I hesitate just after passing through the gates of a gateline. But invariably some oik - usually male - rushes past the open gates pretending to use the Oyster scan - and then deliberately pushes into me or pushes me out of the way. Once I stopped esrly and caught one and he got trapped in the gates - I walked off. He had to be released by the staff. But usually the gateline staff don't do anything even when the attempt is so obvious. But it pi$$es me off - why should I give a free ride to someone who can't be ar$ed to buy a ticket. Rush hour at major stations are the worst time. SB Throw them to the ground! |
Stopping Getting Tail-Gated on Underground / NR
SB wrote:
How is it possible to stop getting tail-gated by dishonest commuters, down and outs, and other opportunists? Usually I hesitate just after passing through the gates of a gateline. But invariably some oik - usually male - rushes past the open gates pretending to use the Oyster scan - and then deliberately pushes into me or pushes me out of the way. Once I stopped esrly and caught one and he got trapped in the gates - I walked off. He had to be released by the staff. But usually the gateline staff don't do anything even when the attempt is so obvious. But it pi$$es me off - why should I give a free ride to someone who can't be ar$ed to buy a ticket. Rush hour at major stations are the worst time. SB Citizen's Arrest? -- http://gallery120232.fotopic.net/p13857154.html (33 102 at Poole, May 1985) |
Stopping Getting Tail-Gated on Underground / NR
SB wrote:
How is it possible to stop getting tail-gated by dishonest commuters, down and outs, and other opportunists? Usually I hesitate just after passing through the gates of a gateline. But invariably some oik - usually male - rushes past the open gates pretending to use the Oyster scan - and then deliberately pushes into me or pushes me out of the way. Once I stopped esrly and caught one and he got trapped in the gates - I walked off. He had to be released by the staff. But usually the gateline staff don't do anything even when the attempt is so obvious. But it pi$$es me off - why should I give a free ride to someone who can't be ar$ed to buy a ticket. Rush hour at major stations are the worst time. SB A gun usually works. Then tell the police that you thought he was a terrorist. It usually works. -- Visit my website: British Railways in 1960 http://www.britishrailways1960.co.uk |
Stopping Getting Tail-Gated on Underground / NR
On May 11, 5:09*pm, "Brian Robertson" wrote:
SB wrote: How is it possible to stop getting tail-gated by dishonest commuters, down and outs, and other opportunists? Usually I hesitate just after passing through the gates of a gateline. But invariably some oik - usually male - rushes past the open gates pretending to use the Oyster scan - and then deliberately pushes into me or pushes me out of the way. Once I stopped esrly and caught one and he got trapped in the gates - I walked off. He had to be released by the staff. But usually the gateline staff don't do anything even when the attempt is so obvious. But it pi$$es me off - why should I give a free ride to someone who can't be ar$ed to buy a ticket. Rush hour at major stations are the worst time. SB A gun usually works. Then tell the police that you thought he was a terrorist. It usually works. -- Visit my website: British Railways in 1960http://www.britishrailways1960.co.uk When working on the gate line one of my colleagues stopped a young man with a perfectly placed knee in the nuts. I also remember being told of someone who decided to climb over the gates. Unfortunately (for him) he lost his footing, slipped, and his jaw landed squarely on a Metro paper stand, ripping his chin open. Shame. |
Stopping Getting Tail-Gated on Underground / NR
On Tue, 11 May 2010, SB wrote:
How is it possible to stop getting tail-gated by dishonest commuters, down and outs, and other opportunists? Claymore mine strapped to back. tom -- I now have a problem with tomorrow. -- Graham |
Stopping Getting Tail-Gated on Underground / NR
In uk.railway Tom Anderson twisted the electrons to say:
On Tue, 11 May 2010, SB wrote: How is it possible to stop getting tail-gated by dishonest commuters, down and outs, and other opportunists? Claymore mine strapped to back. Incredibly bad personal hygiene? -- These opinions might not even be mine ... Let alone connected with my employer ... |
Stopping Getting Tail-Gated on Underground / NR
On 11 May, 17:09, "Brian Robertson" wrote:
A gun usually works. Then tell the police that you thought he was a terrorist. It usually works. Or better still a Brazilian electrician. -- gordon |
Stopping Getting Tail-Gated on Underground / NR
On Tue, 11 May 2010 20:56:15 +0200, "Willms"
wrote: Lambada only happens with ticket barriers. Get rid of the barriers, and there will no more Lambada. or revenue. |
Stopping Getting Tail-Gated on Underground / NR
"SB" wrote in message
... How is it possible to stop getting tail-gated by dishonest commuters, down and outs, and other opportunists? Usually I hesitate just after passing through the gates of a gateline. But invariably some oik - usually male - rushes past the open gates pretending to use the Oyster scan - and then deliberately pushes into me or pushes me out of the way. Once I stopped esrly and caught one and he got trapped in the gates - I walked off. He had to be released by the staff. But usually the gateline staff don't do anything even when the attempt is so obvious. But it pi$$es me off - why should I give a free ride to someone who can't be ar$ed to buy a ticket. Rush hour at major stations are the worst time. SB Although I heard this when a crush of people were getting on a train at Mansion House one evening, it could still work. You just say in a loud voice "Are you trying to bugger me?" MaxB |
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