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nzuri December 3rd 03 02:30 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
I only visit London occasionally, but seems to me from the odd glimpse of
the Underground I get every couple of months that it's going downhill fast.
Am I just seeing the bad bits, or is this generally true? Took a Circle
train a couple of weeks ago and it was a complete pig-sty - covered in
graffiti, knee-deep in fast food wrappers (not to mention the actual fast
food) etc., and this was at 12.30pm.

I'm deeply cynical about the whole privatisation thing, so this obviously
colours my views. It no doubt looks like a wonderful idea on paper to the
Treasury economists with their theoretical models of how the world works.
Doesn't work in practice because people are greedy, inefficient and
generally behave in ways that no model can, er, model. (Just like that
other brilliant piece of economist's thinking: Marxism). I'd be fascinated
to know, for example, how many people are now involved in running the tube,
including all the private sector companies, lawyers, accountants, public
relations types etc.. I'd be prepared to bet that the number of those on 6
figure 'packages' (including directors, non-execs (pro-rated), etc etc.) has
gone through the roof compared with the previous arrangements.

Summary: it wasn't broke before, it was lunacy to try to 'fix' it like this.
Quote: for every economist, there's an equal and opposite economist.

Phew, glad I got that off my chest.

Pip pip


Andrew




Cheeky December 3rd 03 05:55 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 15:30:48 -0000, "nzuri" wrote:

I only visit London occasionally, but seems to me from the odd glimpse of
the Underground I get every couple of months that it's going downhill fast.
Am I just seeing the bad bits, or is this generally true? Took a Circle
train a couple of weeks ago and it was a complete pig-sty - covered in
graffiti, knee-deep in fast food wrappers (not to mention the actual fast
food) etc., and this was at 12.30pm.


I'm not sure about the privatisation thing myself, but it's the pax
who create the rubbish - not LU. If they weren't so f##king lazy
they'd hang on to it until they found a bin - irrespective of how long
that took :-(



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Nigel Pendse December 3rd 03 09:19 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
"nzuri" wrote in message

I only visit London occasionally, but seems to me from the odd
glimpse of the Underground I get every couple of months that it's
going downhill fast. Am I just seeing the bad bits, or is this
generally true? Took a Circle train a couple of weeks ago and it was
a complete pig-sty - covered in graffiti, knee-deep in fast food
wrappers (not to mention the actual fast food) etc., and this was at
12.30pm.

I'm deeply cynical about the whole privatisation thing, so this
obviously colours my views. It no doubt looks like a wonderful idea
on paper to the Treasury economists with their theoretical models of
how the world works. Doesn't work in practice because people are
greedy, inefficient and generally behave in ways that no model can,
er, model. (Just like that other brilliant piece of economist's
thinking: Marxism). I'd be fascinated to know, for example, how many
people are now involved in running the tube, including all the
private sector companies, lawyers, accountants, public relations
types etc.. I'd be prepared to bet that the number of those on 6
figure 'packages' (including directors, non-execs (pro-rated), etc
etc.) has gone through the roof compared with the previous
arrangements.

Summary: it wasn't broke before, it was lunacy to try to 'fix' it
like this. Quote: for every economist, there's an equal and opposite
economist.


It's too early to say how it will work out long-term, but as an occasional
user, it seems to me that the Tube has become slightly less reliable
day-to-day since the PFI scheme came in. However, as it had been running in
shadow form for some time before then, the current poor performance is
probably the result of problems that pre-date the actual switchover.

Overall, I think it's almost inevitable that fracturing the organisation in
this way will increase costs, just as it did with BR (if only to pay for the
extra legal agreements that manage the inter-company interfaces). It
certainly isn't likely to help safety, though I suspect the two recent
derailments are almost certainly due to standards that have been falling for
some time and not as a result of PFI.

But, of course, every cloud has a silver lining -- the previously
loss-making WS Atkins is now doing rather well, thanks to the PFI deal:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/s...098527,00.html
Good news for Atkins shareholders, bad news for Londoners and British
taxpayers, I guess. I wonder, are Atkins Labour party donors?

Was it "broken" before and did it need fixing? Probably yes, because the
Tube had been suffering from low investment and bad management for a long,
long time.

But was this the right solution? I don't think so, and I imagine that most
people outside the Treasury and the PFI contractors doubt it as well.



Richard J. December 3rd 03 09:46 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
Nigel Pendse wrote:

I agree with most of what you say, but not this bit ...

I suspect the two recent derailments are almost certainly due
to standards that have been falling for some time and not as a
result of PFI.


True for Hammersmith, but there is no evidence that the Camden Town
derailment was due to falling standards. At present the cause looks like a
system design weakness not previously understood (where system = track +
train).
--
Richard J.
(to e-mail me, swap uk and yon in address)



only meee December 3rd 03 11:26 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
I'm not sure about the privatisation thing myself, but it's the pax
who create the rubbish - not LU. If they weren't so f##king lazy
they'd hang on to it until they found a bin - irrespective of how long
that took :-(

Once boarded a "First train" early in the morn and went just two stops and
noticed where the only other person had sat was a fresh Banana skin after he
alighted - left for the cleaners and other passengers. and that was about
5.30AM.
Most people see the tube trains as a dumping ground as well as a moving
restaurant (19 hrs a day)

If only we did like Singapore for ex - NO litter Eating or Drinking - apart
from YOBS doing grafitti - the Burgerless carriage may encourage people to
look after it more?



Cast_Iron December 4th 03 12:24 AM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
only meee wrote:
I'm not sure about the privatisation thing myself, but it's
the pax
who create the rubbish - not LU. If they weren't so f##king
lazy
they'd hang on to it until they found a bin - irrespective
of how long
that took :-(

Once boarded a "First train" early in the morn and went
just two stops and noticed where the only other person had
sat was a fresh Banana skin after he alighted - left for
the cleaners and other passengers. and that was about
5.30AM.
Most people see the tube trains as a dumping ground as
well as a moving restaurant (19 hrs a day)

If only we did like Singapore for ex - NO litter Eating or
Drinking - apart from YOBS doing grafitti - the Burgerless
carriage may encourage people to look after it more?


Going back some years there were two letters in the Standard on this subject
either on the same day or within a few days. The first was from someone who
passed through Victoria LU station having arrived on the first train and
said "It shone like a new pin". They returned late in the evening from
somehwere out in the country and the same station looked like a pigsty. They
came to the relaisation that "It is the passengers who make the Underground
dirty".

The second letter was from a Dover - Calais ferry passenger. They used the
toilets upon boarding and said they were immaculate. The person then used
the same toilets just before disembarking and found them in a disgusting
state. The comment was, "Come on BR you can do better". (The ferry operator
was then Sealink of which BR was a part. I did say it was some years ago.)



nzuri December 4th 03 12:26 AM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
Thanks all - interesting comments. I suspect cognitive dissonance (see
http://www.dmu.ac.uk/~jamesa/learning/dissonance.htm) has a big part to play
in the implementation of policies like the LUL PFI (and, for that, matter,
the decision to back the Bush invasion of Iraq). Once the powers that be
decided to adopt the policy, they screened out all the evidence that it
would probably be a bad decision in the long term, otherwise there's too
much 'dissonance'. The likes the SRA still maintain that rail privatisation
was a 'good thing'. I doubt, however, that anyone will ever get any kind of
fix on the overall real costs: indeed, the aforementioned cognitive
dissonance would virtually prevent them from doing so.

And no, I'm not connected with the industry in any way at all (apart from
being an occasional user) - just an interested observer.

Onwards and upwards!

Andrew





Niklas Karlsson December 4th 03 10:18 AM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
In article , only meee wrote:

Once boarded a "First train" early in the morn and went just two stops and
noticed where the only other person had sat was a fresh Banana skin after he
alighted - left for the cleaners and other passengers. and that was about
5.30AM.
Most people see the tube trains as a dumping ground as well as a moving
restaurant (19 hrs a day)


Is there anything stopping LU from putting a few bins in the carriages?
At least then people would have somewhere other than the floor/seats to
put their rubbish...

Niklas
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buildings." -- Internal e-mail at my place of employment.

Richard J. December 4th 03 12:18 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
Niklas Karlsson wrote:
In article , only meee wrote:

Once boarded a "First train" early in the morn and went just two
stops and noticed where the only other person had sat was a fresh
Banana skin after he alighted - left for the cleaners and other
passengers. and that was about
5.30AM.
Most people see the tube trains as a dumping ground as well as a
moving restaurant (19 hrs a day)


Is there anything stopping LU from putting a few bins in the
carriages? At least then people would have somewhere other than
the floor/seats to put their rubbish...


But you'd need a bin by every set of doors to be effective. I'd rather
have the standing room.
--
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(to e-mail me, swap uk and yon in address)


Robin May December 4th 03 12:44 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
(Niklas Karlsson) wrote the following in:


In article , only meee
wrote:

Once boarded a "First train" early in the morn and went just two
stops and noticed where the only other person had sat was a fresh
Banana skin after he alighted - left for the cleaners and other
passengers. and that was about 5.30AM.
Most people see the tube trains as a dumping ground as well as a
moving restaurant (19 hrs a day)


Is there anything stopping LU from putting a few bins in the
carriages?


Yes. Terrorism.

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Terry Harper December 4th 03 05:11 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
"Robin May" wrote in message
. 1.4...
(Niklas Karlsson) wrote the following in:


Is there anything stopping LU from putting a few bins in the
carriages?


Yes. Terrorism.


Presumably the 465s and 466s that South Eastern run are better targets,
then. I see that they have bins just by the doors.
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Ed Crowley December 5th 03 09:12 AM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 

"Robin May" wrote in message
. 1.4...
(Niklas Karlsson) wrote the following in:


In article , only meee
wrote:

Once boarded a "First train" early in the morn and went just two
stops and noticed where the only other person had sat was a fresh
Banana skin after he alighted - left for the cleaners and other
passengers. and that was about 5.30AM.
Most people see the tube trains as a dumping ground as well as a
moving restaurant (19 hrs a day)


Is there anything stopping LU from putting a few bins in the
carriages?


Yes. Terrorism.


What about clear bins?



Boltar December 5th 03 11:28 AM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
Robin May wrote in message .1.4...
(Niklas Karlsson) wrote the following in:


In article , only meee
wrote:

Once boarded a "First train" early in the morn and went just two
stops and noticed where the only other person had sat was a fresh
Banana skin after he alighted - left for the cleaners and other
passengers. and that was about 5.30AM.
Most people see the tube trains as a dumping ground as well as a
moving restaurant (19 hrs a day)


Is there anything stopping LU from putting a few bins in the
carriages?


Yes. Terrorism.



As we have seen recently terrorists are more likely to blow themselves up
with a bomb in their coats than bother to hide one in a bin. This terrorism
excuse might have been valid back in the 70s and 80s when the IRA were doing
their stuff in london but it seems to me than nowadays its just used as an
excuse to save money not having bins and paying people to empty them. You can
hardly blame people for dropping stuff if they can't even find a bin in a
station these days never mind on a train.

B2003

CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North December 8th 03 04:51 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
Robin May wrote in message .1.4...
(Niklas Karlsson) wrote the following in:


In article , only meee
wrote:

Once boarded a "First train" early in the morn and went just two
stops and noticed where the only other person had sat was a fresh
Banana skin after he alighted - left for the cleaners and other
passengers. and that was about 5.30AM.
Most people see the tube trains as a dumping ground as well as a
moving restaurant (19 hrs a day)


Is there anything stopping LU from putting a few bins in the
carriages?


Yes. Terrorism.


That of course is a load of rubbish. Just like the problem. The
problem is that if you have bins they have to be emptied occassionaly.
And with the large amounts of people using the tube most and the fact
most of them would put their rubbish in the bin means that they would
have to be emptied very regular not just when they taken out of
service.
Because London Underground has to by law provide at least 3 people
doing nothing at ticket gates as well as 2 people on platforms doing
nothing and not to mention the many thousands of staff it has to
employ across the network to sit in the infomation kiosk reading The
Sun (Obviously News Of The World on Sundays) sadly it does not have
the resources in order to employ people (or pay for a contractor to
screw London Underground out of loads of money for doing a rubbish job
and then not bother to do anything about the contractor) to empty bins
then it must of course cry about terrorism meaning they can't put bins
on stations or on trains. And you commuters must take your rubbish
home with you and if the trains and stations are covered in rubbish
and grattifi and attract rats then its not their fault. Its them
horrible commuters who insit on bringing newspapers to read.
The threat of terrorism isn't going to vanish because there are no
bins on stations. Here is a radical approach to Central London deep
underground station and train cleaniness. Instead of having idle
Startion Assistants sitting around stations all day. Outside of rush
hours having them cleaning the stations. Get them on a train for a few
stops collecting rubbish and then get them on a train back to their
station where they work.

Kat December 8th 03 05:28 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
In message , CJG Now
Thankfully Living In The North writes
[...]
Because London Underground has to by law provide at least 3 people
doing nothing at ticket gates as well as 2 people on platforms doing
nothing


Which law would that be?
I need to quote it the very next time I see a manager.

and not to mention the many thousands of staff it has to
employ across the network to sit in the infomation kiosk reading The
Sun (Obviously News Of The World on Sundays)


We only ever read the Metro because it's free and on Sundays we read the
previous week's copies with the help of the big dictionary that's
usually chained up in the supervisor's office, to look up the long
words..

sadly it does not have
the resources in order to employ people (or pay for a contractor to
screw London Underground out of loads of money for doing a rubbish job
and then not bother to do anything about the contractor) to empty bins
then it must of course cry about terrorism meaning they can't put bins
on stations or on trains. And you commuters must take your rubbish
home with you and if the trains and stations are covered in rubbish
and grattifi and attract rats then its not their fault.


No, can't blame the rats; they have rights too.

Its them
horrible commuters who insit on bringing newspapers to read.


Of course!
Why didn't I think of that?
But who brings the half eaten burgers, beer cans and piles of vomit?
Bet it's those evil rats again.. course, it could be those diabolical
pigeons!
I'm pretty sure they're the ones who make the puddles at the end of our
eastbound late at night...

The threat of terrorism isn't going to vanish because there are no
bins on stations. Here is a radical approach to Central London deep
underground station and train cleaniness. Instead of having idle
Startion Assistants sitting around stations all day. Outside of rush
hours having them cleaning the stations. Get them on a train for a few
stops collecting rubbish and then get them on a train back to their
station where they work.


And put all those GBM cleaners out of work?
You are a heartless beast.
Don't mind giving it a try though; I've always wanted to have a go with
one of those picky-up things they use...
(more fun than the sticky-stick in between trains)
--
Kat Frogs have it easy. They can eat what bugs them.


Paul Corfield December 8th 03 05:38 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
On 8 Dec 2003 09:51:45 -0800, (CJG Now
Thankfully Living In The North) wrote:

Robin May wrote in message .1.4...

[litter on trains]
Yes. Terrorism.


That of course is a load of rubbish. Just like the problem.


here's another brilliant idea - when you know what you are talking about
then come back and post something sensible. I won't hold my breath.
--
Paul C
Admits to Working for London Underground!


Alan O'Brien December 8th 03 06:16 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 

"CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North" wrote in
message om...

The threat of terrorism isn't going to vanish because there are no
bins on stations.


Were they got rid of so as to make terrorism vanish?

Instead of having idle
Station Assistants sitting around stations all day. Outside of rush
hours having them cleaning the stations.


Why not all day?
Alan



Robin Mayes December 9th 03 12:36 AM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 

"CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North" wrote in
message om...

Here is a radical approach to Central London deep
underground station and train cleaniness. Instead of having idle
Startion Assistants sitting around stations all day. Outside of rush
hours having them cleaning the stations.


In the dim and distant past, Railmen used to clean the station off-peak and
carry out platform duties during the peak. During the "cost effective"
driven days on the early ninties railmen were got rid of and contractors
were employed to do the cleaning. Some years later, some bright spark
realised that trains were being delayed because there was nobody carrying
out platform duties so introduced Station Assistant (Train Services) - SATS.

Would you like that wheel turned full circle, so you can moan about even
more LUL staff being employed, rather than contractors, who are cheaper?




CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North December 9th 03 11:10 AM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
But who brings the half eaten burgers, beer cans and piles of vomit?

That would be the people who avoid buying a ticket because its
unlikely they will be have much problem getting through ticket
barriers (if they are opreational) and its unlikely they will be
challenged at the ticket barrier or very unlikely they will be asked
to see their ticket on the train

CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North December 9th 03 11:12 AM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 

Would you like that wheel turned full circle, so you can moan about even
more LUL staff being employed, rather than contractors, who are cheaper?


I would like London Underground managers to control staff numbers and
duties so that their is an effective use of labour.

Kat December 9th 03 11:43 AM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
In message , CJG Now
Thankfully Living In The North writes
But who brings the half eaten burgers, beer cans and piles of vomit?


That would be the people who avoid buying a ticket because its
unlikely they will be have much problem getting through ticket
barriers (if they are opreational) and its unlikely they will be
challenged at the ticket barrier or very unlikely they will be asked
to see their ticket on the train


You're more than welcome to come and spend a late-shift with me at the
weekend and show me how it *should* be done. Of course, I can't
guarantee BTP or ambulance response time on a Friday or Saturday night.
What a shame you're so far away now; with your grasp of English I might
even have allowed you to write up the white-boards.....
--
Kat Frogs have it easy. They can eat what bugs them.


Robin Mayes December 9th 03 01:50 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 

"CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North" wrote in
message om...

Would you like that wheel turned full circle, so you can moan about even
more LUL staff being employed, rather than contractors, who are cheaper?


I would like London Underground managers to control staff numbers and
duties so that their is an effective use of labour.


So employing contractors, who clean the stations and trains at a cheaper
rate than employing more staff, who are more expensive isn't an effective
use of labour?



Robin Mayes December 9th 03 01:54 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 

"CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North" wrote in
message

That would be the people who avoid buying a ticket because its
unlikely they will be have much problem getting through ticket
barriers (if they are opreational) and its unlikely they will be
challenged at the ticket barrier or very unlikely they will be asked
to see their ticket on the train


We've done this to death, repeatedly. As a customer, what would you prefer,
station staff on hand to assist you, as you've brought a ticket and expect
some kind of customer service, rather than find the ticket barrier deserted
because some scrote, who doesn't give a damn about police challenging him,
let alone a station assistant on thier own, has jumped over the barrier and
the station assistant is running after them?



Dave Newt December 9th 03 05:51 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North wrote:

But who brings the half eaten burgers, beer cans and piles of vomit?


That would be the people who avoid buying a ticket because its
unlikely they will be have much problem getting through ticket
barriers (if they are opreational)


No it bleeding isn't! Only the other day, I saw well-dressed people on
their way to the office (a) eat a banana and leave the peel on the
window shelf and (b) eat an apple while going up the escalator and, when
at the top, chuck it into a corner.

And have seen similar behaviour from a whole range of genders,
ethnicities and classes.

CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North December 10th 03 04:51 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
So employing contractors, who clean the stations and trains at a cheaper
rate than employing more staff, who are more expensive isn't an effective
use of labour?


No.....
I mean using existing staff effectively. Having staff at levels which
balance a trade off between cost and under-staffing

Robin Mayes December 10th 03 09:24 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 

"CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North" wrote in
message om...
So employing contractors, who clean the stations and trains at a cheaper
rate than employing more staff, who are more expensive isn't an

effective
use of labour?


No.....
I mean using existing staff effectively. Having staff at levels which
balance a trade off between cost and under-staffing


So you employ someone with a good grasp of the English language and safety
related procedures of the railway and contract out the cleaning (as it's not
part of the core business) isn't?



CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North December 11th 03 02:20 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
"Robin Mayes" wrote in message ...
"CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North" wrote in
message om...
So employing contractors, who clean the stations and trains at a cheaper
rate than employing more staff, who are more expensive isn't an

effective
use of labour?


No.....
I mean using existing staff effectively. Having staff at levels which
balance a trade off between cost and under-staffing


So you employ someone with a good grasp of the English language and safety
related procedures of the railway and contract out the cleaning (as it's not
part of the core business) isn't?


Yes. And I would make station staff useful during off-peak times.
And the reason contract cleaners are so cheap is because like all
other contract companies they look at the number of staff you need to
do a job effectively and then half it. Thus instead of a good job
being done and it costing a bit more. A crap job is done and their is
more money for extra managers

Stimpy December 13th 03 07:20 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
Dave Newt wrote:
CJG Now Thankfully Living In The North wrote:

But who brings the half eaten burgers, beer cans and piles of vomit?


That would be the people who avoid buying a ticket because its
unlikely they will be have much problem getting through ticket
barriers (if they are opreational)


No it bleeding isn't! Only the other day, I saw well-dressed people on
their way to the office (a) eat a banana and leave the peel on the
window shelf and (b) eat an apple while going up the escalator and,
when at the top, chuck it into a corner.


I prefer to drop my apple core on the bit between the two escalators and
watch it whizz down the shaft before flying off the end :-))



Dave Newt December 13th 03 07:29 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 


Stimpy wrote:

gratuitous snippage

watch it whizz down the shaft before flying off the end :-))


Oooh, missus.

Stimpy December 13th 03 11:13 PM

Is it just me or has the tube gone down the tubes?
 
Dave Newt wrote:
Stimpy wrote:

gratuitous snippage

watch it whizz down the shaft before flying off the end :-))


Oooh, missus.


fnarr fnarr





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