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David E. Belcher October 18th 04 04:31 PM

Abused by a van driver
 
Adrian wrote in message .1.4...
Edward Cowling ) gurgled happily, sounding much
like they were saying :

Just consider how fortunate you are not to be Boris
Johnson visiting Liverpool this week :-)


Can anybody else picture him saying "Eh! Eh! Eh! Calm down! Calm down!"?


Better than the mental image conjured up due to Jack Dee's gag on HIGNFY this week!

David E. Belcher

John Rowland October 18th 04 08:51 PM

Abused by a van driver
 
"David E. Belcher" wrote in message
om...
Adrian wrote in message

.1.4...
Edward Cowling ) gurgled happily, sounding

much
like they were saying :

Just consider how fortunate you are not to be
Boris Johnson visiting Liverpool this week :-)


Can anybody else picture him saying
"Eh! Eh! Eh! Calm down! Calm down!"?


Better than the mental image conjured up due
to Jack Dee's gag on HIGNFY this week!


Please elaborate.

--
John Rowland - Spamtrapped
Transport Plans for the London Area, updated 2001
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acro...69/tpftla.html
A man's vehicle is a symbol of his manhood.
That's why my vehicle's the Piccadilly Line -
It's the size of a county and it comes every two and a half minutes



David E. Belcher October 19th 04 11:20 AM

Abused by a van driver
 
"John Rowland" wrote in message ...
"David E. Belcher" wrote in message
om...
Adrian wrote in message

.1.4...
Edward Cowling ) gurgled happily, sounding

much
like they were saying :

Just consider how fortunate you are not to be
Boris Johnson visiting Liverpool this week :-)

Can anybody else picture him saying
"Eh! Eh! Eh! Calm down! Calm down!"?


Better than the mental image conjured up due
to Jack Dee's gag on HIGNFY this week!


Please elaborate.


It was in reference to the Home Secretary's dalliance earlier in the
year with a married member of staff from The Spectator. Apparently,
over the phone, she had managed to convince Blunkett into thinking
that she tall and blonde (which she wasn't). To which Jack Dee
commented "Of course, if he'd called The Spectator offices and asked
to speak to someone who really *was* tall and blonde, he might have
ended up having phone sex with Boris Johnson". A trifle disturbing.

David E. Belcher


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