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Sarah November 8th 04 08:24 PM

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We are looking for 20 regular London Bus, Train and Tube users to
trial a new transport related product.
Please email me for further details.


Kind Regards

Sarah

Paul Weaver November 8th 04 09:44 PM

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On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 13:24:18 -0800, Sarah wrote:

We are looking for 20 regular London Bus, Train and Tube users to
trial a new transport related product.
Please email me for further details.


Deoderant?

Adrian November 8th 04 10:02 PM

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Paul Weaver ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

We are looking for 20 regular London Bus, Train and Tube users to
trial a new transport related product.
Please email me for further details.


Deoderant?


We wish...

No, it's even more bizarre than that.

Look at the website (www.wakmah.co.uk) that goes with her reported email
address... WTF?

awaits all the "looking for 20 suckers" gags

Adrian November 8th 04 10:03 PM

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Adrian ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

No, it's even more bizarre than that.

Look at the website (www.wakmah.co.uk) that goes with her reported
email address... WTF?


Bad form, I know
But if you want a *real* laugh, read their "conditions of use" page...

Arthur Figgis November 8th 04 10:58 PM

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On 8 Nov 2004 13:24:18 -0800, (Sarah) wrote:

We are looking for 20 regular London Bus, Train and Tube users to
trial a new transport related product.
Please email me for further details.


What about tram users? Sniff... :-(
--
Arthur Figgis Surrey, UK

Sarah November 9th 04 07:23 AM

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Arthur Figgis ] wrote in message . ..
On 8 Nov 2004 13:24:18 -0800, (Sarah) wrote:

We are looking for 20 regular London Bus, Train and Tube users to
trial a new transport related product.
Please email me for further details.


What about tram users? Sniff... :-(



Tram users as well. I am sorry I left out the tram.

Sarah

Steve Peake November 9th 04 08:34 AM

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On 8 Nov 2004 23:02:19 GMT, Adrian wrote:


No, it's even more bizarre than that.

Look at the website (www.wakmah.co.uk) that goes with her reported email
address... WTF?

awaits all the "looking for 20 suckers" gags


HUH?, this just cannot be true.

My money is on a TV comedy show looking for 20 fools to bleat on camera
about how great it is not to have to touch a door handle ever again.

Steve

Jason November 9th 04 11:35 AM

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On 8 Nov 2004 13:24:18 -0800, (Sarah) wrote:

We are looking for 20 regular London Bus, Train and Tube users to
trial a new transport related product.
Please email me for further details.


"Conditions of Use Wakmah Ltd
APPLICABLE LAW
By visiting Wakmah Ltd, you agree that the laws of the state of UK"

Hahaha! What a cut and paste job!


Cheers,

Jason.

Nick H (UK) November 10th 04 10:47 PM

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Sarah wrote:
We are looking for 20 regular London Bus, Train and Tube users to
trial a new transport related product.


Cars?

Please email me for further details.


Kind Regards

Sarah



--
Nick H (UK)

Nigel Pendse November 14th 04 10:07 PM

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"Jason" wrote in message

On 8 Nov 2004 13:24:18 -0800, (Sarah) wrote:

We are looking for 20 regular London Bus, Train and Tube users to
trial a new transport related product.
Please email me for further details.


"Conditions of Use Wakmah Ltd
APPLICABLE LAW
By visiting Wakmah Ltd, you agree that the laws of the state of UK"

Hahaha! What a cut and paste job!


Even better:
"... in any state or federal court in the state of UK... "

It would read a lot better if you replaced UK by, say, California.



Neill Wood November 15th 04 09:02 AM

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"Nick H (UK)" wrote in message ...
Sarah wrote:
We are looking for 20 regular London Bus, Train and Tube users to
trial a new transport related product.


Cars?

Please email me for further details.


Kind Regards

Sarah



I've spent at least 30 seconds racking my brain, but I can't think of
any use for a plastic suction cup on a Tube journey. Or any rail
journey for that matter. And couldn't they come up with a better image
of an Underground carriage than the derelict one in the picture?

Neill

Mike Briggs November 15th 04 10:18 AM

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Thanks for pointing out the errors folks
I need to go and re-visit the law aspect I guess


Mike
"Nick H (UK)" wrote in message
...
Sarah wrote:
We are looking for 20 regular London Bus, Train and Tube users to
trial a new transport related product.


Cars?

Please email me for further details.


Kind Regards

Sarah



--
Nick H (UK)




Tom Anderson November 15th 04 06:10 PM

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On 15 Nov 2004, Neill Wood wrote:

"Nick H (UK)" wrote in message ...
Sarah wrote:
We are looking for 20 regular London Bus, Train and Tube users to
trial a new transport related product.


I've spent at least 30 seconds racking my brain, but I can't think of
any use for a plastic suction cup on a Tube journey. Or any rail journey
for that matter.


Stick a loop of rope on it and it's a replacement for the overhead
handrail. Also, with a longer line and a strong arm, useful for beating
the crowds via Spiderman-style swinging from wall to wall.

tom

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