Cunning escalator plan?
 

On Wed, 19 Jan 2005, Dave Arquati wrote:

Tom Anderson wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jan 2005, Fustanella wrote:

escalator, as it doesn't take too much nouse to work out that most of
those unaware of this etiquette are tourists.

Not all tourists are clueless in this regard, and the TfL site offers up
some help for visitors. Too bad it can't be made required reading.

Come to think, are tasers legal in the UK? You could just zap your way
to left-side travel bliss. Don't forget to explain to the twitching
bodies why you zapped them, so they're sure to learn from the
experience. If you're polite rather than rude, it'll likely have a
better result.

How about just replacing the left-hand side of the escalator with a slide?

Getting out of a station quickly would be somewhat of an uphill struggle.

Careful - puns on this group can be a slippery slope.

tom

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Cunning escalator plan?
 

In message ,
Tom Anderson writes
Careful - puns on this group can be a slippery slope.

You mean that they could escalate?
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Cunning escalator plan?
 

You mean that they could escalate?

O, 'tis a horrid day when a newsgroup discussion devolves into punning.

Cunning escalator plan?
 

Fustanella wrote:
You mean that they could escalate?

O, 'tis a horrid day when a newsgroup discussion devolves into punning.

It's a step up from the usual.

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Dave Arquati
Imperial College, SW7
www.alwaystouchout.com - Transport projects in London

Cunning escalator plan?
 

On Fri, 21 Jan 2005, Dave Arquati wrote:

Fustanella wrote:
You mean that they could escalate?

O, 'tis a horrid day when a newsgroup discussion devolves into punning.

It's a step up from the usual.

Exactly - gives me a real lift, reading a thread like this.

tom

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In Milan, [traffic lights] are instructions, in Rome suggestions, and in Naples Christmas decorations. -- James Dowden

Cunning escalator plan?
 

Tom Anderson wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005, Dave Arquati wrote:
Fustanella wrote:
You mean that they could escalate?
O, 'tis a horrid day when a newsgroup discussion devolves into punning.
It's a step up from the usual.
Exactly - gives me a real lift, reading a thread like this.

And it elevates the Americans.
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Michael Hoffman

Cunning escalator plan?
 

Michael Hoffman wrote to uk.transport.london on Fri, 21 Jan 2005:

Tom Anderson wrote:
On Fri, 21 Jan 2005, Dave Arquati wrote:
Fustanella wrote:
You mean that they could escalate?
O, 'tis a horrid day when a newsgroup discussion devolves into punning.
It's a step up from the usual.
Exactly - gives me a real lift, reading a thread like this.

And it elevates the Americans.

But, step by step the topic disintegrates.
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"Mrs Redboots"
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Website updated 2 January 2005