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Robin May February 9th 05 06:46 PM

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wrote the following in:


http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/

Jesus, when will this horribly boring, completely unfunny song go away?

--
message by Robin May.
Drinking Special Brew will get you drunk in much the same way that
going to prison will give you a roof over your head and free meals.

http://robinmay.fotopic.net

James Farrar February 9th 05 11:10 PM

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On 9 Feb 2005 19:46:37 GMT, Robin May
wrote:

wrote the following in:


http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/

Jesus, when will this horribly boring, completely unfunny song go away?


When it ceases being accurate?

Brimstone February 10th 05 07:17 AM

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"James Farrar" wrote in message
news:opslyf3izvwnvjb9@whisk...
On 9 Feb 2005 19:46:37 GMT, Robin May
wrote:

wrote the following in:


http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/

Jesus, when will this horribly boring, completely unfunny song go away?


When it ceases being accurate?


Accurate about what, the reality or people's prejudices?



[email protected] February 10th 05 07:34 AM

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Keep posting it as it really ****es off the trainspotters.


James Farrar February 10th 05 08:09 AM

London Underground theme song
 
On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 08:17:14 +0000 (UTC), Brimstone
wrote:


"James Farrar" wrote in message
news:opslyf3izvwnvjb9@whisk...
On 9 Feb 2005 19:46:37 GMT, Robin May
wrote:

wrote the following in:


http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/

Jesus, when will this horribly boring, completely unfunny song go away?


When it ceases being accurate?


Accurate about what, the reality or people's prejudices?


Well, I get assaulted by the smells of Burger King and **** and sweat just
about every day on my tube travels, often together. "Every subway has a
****ing tramp" would have been a better line than "platform", I admit.

And if the travelling public are prejudiced against the tube drivers for
their frequent strikes and threatened strikes, that's the drivers' fault,
not the public's.

Brimstone February 10th 05 08:34 AM

London Underground theme song
 
James Farrar wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 08:17:14 +0000 (UTC), Brimstone
wrote:


"James Farrar" wrote in message
news:opslyf3izvwnvjb9@whisk...
On 9 Feb 2005 19:46:37 GMT, Robin May
wrote:

wrote the following in:


http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/

Jesus, when will this horribly boring, completely unfunny song go
away?

When it ceases being accurate?


Accurate about what, the reality or people's prejudices?


Well, I get assaulted by the smells of Burger King and **** and sweat
just about every day on my tube travels, often together. "Every
subway has a ****ing tramp" would have been a better line than
"platform", I admit.


That's down to the lack of consideration by your fellow travellers, the
staff get just as fed up with it as you do. Imagine, you've just had your
meal break and you've got another four and a half hours to do with no chance
of getting off the train when someone comes and sits immediately behind the
cab with a bag of fish and chips (or whatever).


And if the travelling public are prejudiced against the tube drivers
for their frequent strikes and threatened strikes, that's the
drivers' fault, not the public's.


Don't forget it two to tango, people don't go on strike for the fun of it.
Whatever the reason published in the media, it's usually the culmination of
a series of events. BTW, it's not always the drivers who are on or
threatening strike, that's simply the slant that the idle tabloid
journalists put on it.



James Farrar February 10th 05 08:41 AM

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On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 09:34:59 +0000 (UTC), Brimstone
wrote:

James Farrar wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 08:17:14 +0000 (UTC), Brimstone
wrote:


"James Farrar" wrote in message
news:opslyf3izvwnvjb9@whisk...
On 9 Feb 2005 19:46:37 GMT, Robin May
wrote:

wrote the following in:


http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/

Jesus, when will this horribly boring, completely unfunny song go
away?

When it ceases being accurate?

Accurate about what, the reality or people's prejudices?


Well, I get assaulted by the smells of Burger King and **** and sweat
just about every day on my tube travels, often together. "Every
subway has a ****ing tramp" would have been a better line than
"platform", I admit.


That's down to the lack of consideration by your fellow travellers, the
staff get just as fed up with it as you do.


Thank you for agreeing that it's accurate!

And if the travelling public are prejudiced against the tube drivers
for their frequent strikes and threatened strikes, that's the
drivers' fault, not the public's.


Don't forget it two to tango, people don't go on strike for the fun of
it.


No, they go on strike because the union leadership feels it hasn't been in
the media recently.

I haven't heard anything from Bob Crow lately; I'm starting to get worried.

Whatever the reason published in the media, it's usually the culmination
of a series of events. BTW, it's not always the drivers who are on or
threatening strike, that's simply the slant that the idle tabloid
journalists put on it.


No, but it's the drivers' strikes that tend to cause the greatest
disruption.

Brimstone February 10th 05 09:17 AM

London Underground theme song
 
James Farrar wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 09:34:59 +0000 (UTC), Brimstone
wrote:

James Farrar wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 08:17:14 +0000 (UTC), Brimstone
wrote:


"James Farrar" wrote in message
news:opslyf3izvwnvjb9@whisk...
On 9 Feb 2005 19:46:37 GMT, Robin May
wrote:

wrote the following in:


http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/

Jesus, when will this horribly boring, completely unfunny song go
away?

When it ceases being accurate?

Accurate about what, the reality or people's prejudices?

Well, I get assaulted by the smells of Burger King and **** and
sweat just about every day on my tube travels, often together.
"Every subway has a ****ing tramp" would have been a better line than
"platform", I admit.


That's down to the lack of consideration by your fellow travellers,
the staff get just as fed up with it as you do.


Thank you for agreeing that it's accurate!

And if the travelling public are prejudiced against the tube drivers
for their frequent strikes and threatened strikes, that's the
drivers' fault, not the public's.


Don't forget it two to tango, people don't go on strike for the fun
of it.


No, they go on strike because the union leadership feels it hasn't
been in the media recently.

I haven't heard anything from Bob Crow lately; I'm starting to get
worried.
Whatever the reason published in the media, it's usually the
culmination of a series of events. BTW, it's not always the drivers
who are on or threatening strike, that's simply the slant that the
idle tabloid journalists put on it.


No, but it's the drivers' strikes that tend to cause the greatest
disruption.


Not so, signallers and station staff would also cause the system to shut
down.

As long as management by fear and intimidation is the preferred method then
staff of whatever grade will be less inclined to suffer unreasonable
treatment. Excepting the odd few malcontents that occur in any large
workforce the vast majority of LU staff go to work intent on doing the best
job they can. (The good people would be just as happy as you and anyone else
to see the malcontents pushed out, btw, "malcontents" isn't the term used to
describe them, terms in common use are not repeatable in a family orientated
newsgroup).

Aiming jibes at the frontline staff is cheap, unfair and above all
inaccurate. Try lifting your gaze to the powers that be, starting with the
politicians and the entrenched attitude that prevails in the country as a
whole to public transport.

If you've a mind to read, find a copy of Paul Garbutt's book "London
Transport and the Politicians". It's been out of print for some while but
you might find a second hand copy. You could also try Christian Wolmar's
latest, "The Subterranean Railway"



John Rowland February 10th 05 11:12 AM

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"Brimstone" wrote in message
...

And if the travelling public are prejudiced against
the tube drivers for their frequent strikes and
threatened strikes, that's the
drivers' fault, not the public's.


Don't forget it two to tango


Indeed, which is why it only takes one to cease tangoing.

--
John Rowland - Spamtrapped
Transport Plans for the London Area, updated 2001
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acro...69/tpftla.html
A man's vehicle is a symbol of his manhood.
That's why my vehicle's the Piccadilly Line -
It's the size of a county and it comes every two and a half minutes



Mrs Redboots February 10th 05 02:19 PM

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James Farrar wrote to uk.transport.london on Thu, 10 Feb 2005:

Well, I get assaulted by the smells of Burger King and **** and sweat
just about every day on my tube travels, often together. "Every subway
has a ****ing tramp" would have been a better line than "platform", I
admit.

Actually, I've never seen a tramp ****ing on either subway or platform -
they're usually fast asleep.
--
"Mrs Redboots"
http://www.amsmyth.demon.co.uk/
Website updated 23 January 2005 with new photos



Jack Taylor February 10th 05 02:53 PM

London Underground theme song
 

"Mrs Redboots" wrote in message
...
James Farrar wrote to uk.transport.london on Thu, 10 Feb 2005:

Well, I get assaulted by the smells of Burger King and **** and sweat
just about every day on my tube travels, often together. "Every subway
has a ****ing tramp" would have been a better line than "platform", I
admit.

Actually, I've never seen a tramp ****ing on either subway or platform -
they're usually fast asleep.


It sounds quite entertaining though - they'd probably collect more than by
busking.



Adrian February 10th 05 03:41 PM

London Underground theme song
 
Jack Taylor ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

"Every subway has a ****ing tramp" would have been a better line
than "platform", I admit.


Actually, I've never seen a tramp ****ing on either subway or
platform - they're usually fast asleep.


It sounds quite entertaining though - they'd probably collect more
than by busking.


Eeeeewwww Horrible mental image.

Marratxi February 10th 05 07:40 PM

London Underground theme song
 

"Adrian" wrote in message
. 1.4...
Jack Taylor ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :
"Every subway has a ****ing tramp" would have been a better line
than "platform", I admit.
Actually, I've never seen a tramp ****ing on either subway or
platform - they're usually fast asleep.

It sounds quite entertaining though - they'd probably collect more
than by busking.

Eeeeewwww Horrible mental image.


I was going to ask why so many of them seem to have a dog and then I thought
"Don't go there !!"
Cheerz,
Baz



Paul Cummins February 11th 05 09:31 AM

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In article ,
(Brimstone) wrote:

Don't forget it two to tango, people don't go on strike for the fun of
it. Whatever the reason published in the media, it's usually the
culmination of a series of events. BTW, it's not always the drivers who
are on or threatening strike, that's simply the slant that the idle
tabloid journalists put on it.


Is it the public's fault that the two parties involved in a strike are
involved in the strike?

--
Paul Cummins - Always a NetHead
Wasting Bandwidth since 1981

Brimstone February 11th 05 10:16 AM

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"Paul Cummins" wrote in message
...
In article ,
(Brimstone) wrote:

Don't forget it two to tango, people don't go on strike for the fun of
it. Whatever the reason published in the media, it's usually the
culmination of a series of events. BTW, it's not always the drivers who
are on or threatening strike, that's simply the slant that the idle
tabloid journalists put on it.


Is it the public's fault that the two parties involved in a strike are
involved in the strike?


Which has what to do with the topic under discussion exactly?



Mrs Redboots February 11th 05 10:26 AM

London Underground theme song
 
Marratxi wrote to uk.transport.london on Thu, 10 Feb 2005:


"Adrian" wrote in message
.1.4...
Jack Taylor ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :
"Every subway has a ****ing tramp" would have been a better line
than "platform", I admit.
Actually, I've never seen a tramp ****ing on either subway or
platform - they're usually fast asleep.
It sounds quite entertaining though - they'd probably collect more
than by busking.

Eeeeewwww Horrible mental image.


I was going to ask why so many of them seem to have a dog and then I thought
"Don't go there !!"


ROTFL.....
--
"Mrs Redboots"
http://www.amsmyth.demon.co.uk/
Website updated 23 January 2005 with new photos



John Rowland February 11th 05 11:06 AM

London Underground theme song
 
"Adrian" wrote in message
. 1.4...
Jack Taylor ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :

"Every subway has a ****ing tramp" would
have been a better line than "platform", I admit.


Actually, I've never seen a tramp ****ing on either
subway or platform - they're usually fast asleep.


It sounds quite entertaining though -
they'd probably collect more than by busking.


Eeeeewwww Horrible mental image.


You're not a fan of "Hobo Humping Slobo Babe" then...

--
John Rowland - Spamtrapped
Transport Plans for the London Area, updated 2001
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acro...69/tpftla.html
A man's vehicle is a symbol of his manhood.
That's why my vehicle's the Piccadilly Line -
It's the size of a county and it comes every two and a half minutes



d February 11th 05 02:28 PM

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"Brimstone" wrote in message
...
James Farrar wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 08:17:14 +0000 (UTC), Brimstone
wrote:


"James Farrar" wrote in message
news:opslyf3izvwnvjb9@whisk...
On 9 Feb 2005 19:46:37 GMT, Robin May
wrote:

wrote the following in:


http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/

Jesus, when will this horribly boring, completely unfunny song go
away?

When it ceases being accurate?

Accurate about what, the reality or people's prejudices?


Well, I get assaulted by the smells of Burger King and **** and sweat
just about every day on my tube travels, often together. "Every
subway has a ****ing tramp" would have been a better line than
"platform", I admit.


That's down to the lack of consideration by your fellow travellers, the
staff get just as fed up with it as you do. Imagine, you've just had your
meal break and you've got another four and a half hours to do with no
chance of getting off the train when someone comes and sits immediately
behind the cab with a bag of fish and chips (or whatever).


And if the travelling public are prejudiced against the tube drivers
for their frequent strikes and threatened strikes, that's the
drivers' fault, not the public's.


Don't forget it two to tango, people don't go on strike for the fun of it.
Whatever the reason published in the media, it's usually the culmination
of a series of events. BTW, it's not always the drivers who are on or
threatening strike, that's simply the slant that the idle tabloid
journalists put on it.


Whatever it is, it's the public that gets shafted, and it's the public that
complains. I wasn't mistaken all those times when the tube was closed and I
had to walk/bus/walk/walk/bus/walk all the way to work. I think the public
perception is pretty spot-on.



d February 11th 05 02:36 PM

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"Brimstone" wrote in message
...

"Paul Cummins" wrote in message
...
In article ,
(Brimstone) wrote:

Don't forget it two to tango, people don't go on strike for the fun of
it. Whatever the reason published in the media, it's usually the
culmination of a series of events. BTW, it's not always the drivers who
are on or threatening strike, that's simply the slant that the idle
tabloid journalists put on it.


Is it the public's fault that the two parties involved in a strike are
involved in the strike?


Which has what to do with the topic under discussion exactly?


You mentioned it takes "two to tango", yet neither party is the public
(which it seemed you were attempting to partly blame for the action). It's
not our fault management and staff get annoyed, yet we suffer. And to top
it all off, when we complain, people pipe up with the "wah waah you don't
understand waah waah" lines. It's tiresome, and doesn't seem to end the
strikes.

If the tube staff really didn't want to strike, then they'd open the tube to
the public for free instead of striking. The public get their service, the
management takes a dive, and the public has a reason to be grateful for this
industrial action, instead of bitter (and late for work).

I'm saying, if the london underground wants people to stop being so angry
towards the staff, then the staff should start respecting the customers.
There's so much behaviour on public transport in London that ****es off
travellers, it's no wonder the public is growing more and more peeved with
the whole situation.

just sayin'



Brimstone February 11th 05 02:38 PM

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"d" wrote in message
k...
"Brimstone" wrote in message
...
James Farrar wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 08:17:14 +0000 (UTC), Brimstone
wrote:


"James Farrar" wrote in message
news:opslyf3izvwnvjb9@whisk...
On 9 Feb 2005 19:46:37 GMT, Robin May
wrote:

wrote the following in:


http://www.backingblair.co.uk/london_underground/

Jesus, when will this horribly boring, completely unfunny song go
away?

When it ceases being accurate?

Accurate about what, the reality or people's prejudices?

Well, I get assaulted by the smells of Burger King and **** and sweat
just about every day on my tube travels, often together. "Every
subway has a ****ing tramp" would have been a better line than
"platform", I admit.


That's down to the lack of consideration by your fellow travellers, the
staff get just as fed up with it as you do. Imagine, you've just had your
meal break and you've got another four and a half hours to do with no
chance of getting off the train when someone comes and sits immediately
behind the cab with a bag of fish and chips (or whatever).


And if the travelling public are prejudiced against the tube drivers
for their frequent strikes and threatened strikes, that's the
drivers' fault, not the public's.


Don't forget it two to tango, people don't go on strike for the fun of
it. Whatever the reason published in the media, it's usually the
culmination of a series of events. BTW, it's not always the drivers who
are on or threatening strike, that's simply the slant that the idle
tabloid journalists put on it.


Whatever it is, it's the public that gets shafted, and it's the public
that complains. I wasn't mistaken all those times when the tube was
closed and I had to walk/bus/walk/walk/bus/walk all the way to work. I
think the public perception is pretty spot-on.


If the media can't tell the correct story how would the population at large
know?



Brimstone February 11th 05 02:42 PM

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"d" wrote in message
k...
"Brimstone" wrote in message
...

"Paul Cummins" wrote in message
...
In article ,
(Brimstone) wrote:

Don't forget it two to tango, people don't go on strike for the fun of
it. Whatever the reason published in the media, it's usually the
culmination of a series of events. BTW, it's not always the drivers who
are on or threatening strike, that's simply the slant that the idle
tabloid journalists put on it.

Is it the public's fault that the two parties involved in a strike are
involved in the strike?


Which has what to do with the topic under discussion exactly?


You mentioned it takes "two to tango", yet neither party is the public
(which it seemed you were attempting to partly blame for the action).
It's not our fault management and staff get annoyed, yet we suffer. And
to top it all off, when we complain, people pipe up with the "wah waah you
don't understand waah waah" lines. It's tiresome, and doesn't seem to end
the strikes.

If the tube staff really didn't want to strike, then they'd open the tube
to the public for free instead of striking. The public get their service,
the management takes a dive, and the public has a reason to be grateful
for this industrial action, instead of bitter (and late for work).

I'm saying, if the london underground wants people to stop being so angry
towards the staff, then the staff should start respecting the customers.
There's so much behaviour on public transport in London that ****es off
travellers, it's no wonder the public is growing more and more peeved with
the whole situation.

just sayin'


I heard.

Dunno about you but I've travelled most of the country and generally find
that if I want to find an unpleasent person then I've got to be unpleasent
first. Same applies on the underground.



Mike Bristow February 11th 05 04:31 PM

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In article ,
d wrote:
If the tube staff really didn't want to strike, then they'd open the tube to
the public for free instead of striking. The public get their service, the
management takes a dive, and the public has a reason to be grateful for this
industrial action, instead of bitter (and late for work).


There are reasonably large chunks of LuL who can't open the tube
to the public for free, because they don't control the gates. An
example would be the drivers.

Now, one could argue that the Station Assistants should show
solidarity with their commrades on the train (or in the signal
cabin). Remind me - who made such seconday actions illegal?

--
Mike Bristow - really a very good driver


Dave Newt February 12th 05 09:44 AM

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John Rowland wrote:
"Adrian" wrote in message
. 1.4...

Jack Taylor ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying :


"Every subway has a ****ing tramp" would
have been a better line than "platform", I admit.


Actually, I've never seen a tramp ****ing on either
subway or platform - they're usually fast asleep.


It sounds quite entertaining though -
they'd probably collect more than by busking.


Eeeeewwww Horrible mental image.



You're not a fan of "Hobo Humping Slobo Babe" then...


Blast from the last! I have the record in front of me here, but can't
for the life of me remember who it's by, so I couldn't actually locate it.

Anyway, just thank your lucky stars it wasn't Zobo-Humping Slobo Babe.

Colin February 12th 05 02:22 PM

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"Dave Newt" wrote in message
...

You're not a fan of "Hobo Humping Slobo Babe" then...


Blast from the last! I have the record in front of me here, but can't for
the life of me remember who it's by, so I couldn't actually locate it.


It was by 'Whale', 1995, on Hut records (HUT64).


Dave Newt February 12th 05 04:05 PM

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Colin wrote:
"Dave Newt" wrote in message
...

You're not a fan of "Hobo Humping Slobo Babe" then...



Blast from the last! I have the record in front of me here, but can't
for the life of me remember who it's by, so I couldn't actually locate
it.



It was by 'Whale', 1995, on Hut records (HUT64).


Ah yes I can see the silver sleeve of the double album winking at me
from here. Cheers!


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