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Alan Braggins May 26th 05 11:09 AM

Unicycles on the London Underground
 
Clive George wrote:
"JNugent" wrote in message
...

If you care to re-read the relevant posts, you will see that the
"non-existent" thing is any mention of "spikes" (except by your good
self).
If unicycles have no hardened steel parts (or bits), please accept my
apologies (though I don't think it will be necessary).


Which parts of a conventional bike are made of hardened steel then?


Ball bearings. Not exactly sticky out pointy things though.

Alan Braggins May 26th 05 11:11 AM

Unicycles on the London Underground
 
Just zis Guy, you know? wrote:
sure the yike would be handy in my profession, involving as it does
regular trips to London including using the Tube, if only I could ride
it. But I can't yet, so I am using a nice new Brompton instead.


That nice new Brompton, it folds and unfolds, does it?

Chris Tolley May 26th 05 12:01 PM

Unicycles on the London Underground
 
On Thu, 26 May 2005 00:38:02 +0100, Tom Anderson wrote:

TfL said:
"You will be able to transport a uni-cycle as long as it is less than 2
meters in length and if you can handle it easily in he event of an
emergency."


A unicycle 1.99m *long*? A pennyfarthing without the farthing...

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Just zis Guy, you know? May 26th 05 12:33 PM

Unicycles on the London Underground
 
On 26 May 2005 12:11:24 +0100 (BST), (Alan
Braggins) wrote:

That nice new Brompton, it folds and unfolds, does it?


Let me just check...

Guy
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David Cantrell May 26th 05 09:27 PM

Unicycles on the London Underground
 
On Mon, 23 May 2005 19:31:07 GMT, "Malcolm & Nika"
said:

...damn the rest of the public and
they can climb over the bike to get off.


You mis-spelt "give the bike a ****ing good kicking".

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David Cantrell | http://www.cantrell.org.uk/david

Malcolm & Nika May 26th 05 09:42 PM

Unicycles on the London Underground
 

"David Hansen" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 26 May 2005 00:38:02 +0100 someone who may be Tom Anderson
wrote this:-

TfL said:

"You will be able to transport a uni-cycle as long as it is less than 2
meters in length and if you can handle it easily in he event of an
emergency."

So now you know.


Basic knowledge for all readers now.


--
David Hansen, Edinburgh | PGP


I stand corrected. But i think they are wrong. They have been in the
past........

Nice to see our northern cousins so interested.
Can't stop i'm off to basic knowledge school.

Mal



JNugent May 26th 05 09:45 PM

Unicycles on the London Underground
 
Malcolm & Nika wrote:

"David Hansen" wrote:
Tom Anderson wrote:


TfL said:


"You will be able to transport a uni-cycle as long as it is less
than 2 meters in length and if you can handle it easily in he event
of an emergency."


So now you know.


Basic knowledge for all readers now.


I stand corrected. But i think they are wrong. They have been in the
past........
Nice to see our northern cousins so interested.
Can't stop i'm off to basic knowledge school.


Going for the green badge?



Alan Braggins May 27th 05 01:16 PM

Unicycles on the London Underground
 
In article , Chris Tolley wrote:
On Thu, 26 May 2005 00:38:02 +0100, Tom Anderson wrote:

TfL said:
"You will be able to transport a uni-cycle as long as it is less than 2
meters in length and if you can handle it easily in he event of an
emergency."


A unicycle 1.99m *long*? A pennyfarthing without the farthing...


I think while it's being carried the major dimension of a giraffe unicycle
counts as length not height.

http://semcycle.biz/record/ says the record is a unicycle 35m tall.
Banning it from the Underground seems entirely reasonable.

Malcolm & Nika May 27th 05 03:48 PM

Unicycles on the London Underground
 

"JNugent" wrote in message
...
Malcolm & Nika wrote:

"David Hansen" wrote:
Tom Anderson wrote:


TfL said:


"You will be able to transport a uni-cycle as long as it is less
than 2 meters in length and if you can handle it easily in he event
of an emergency."


So now you know.


Basic knowledge for all readers now.


I stand corrected. But i think they are wrong. They have been in the
past........
Nice to see our northern cousins so interested.
Can't stop i'm off to basic knowledge school.


Going for the green badge?

No...the basic course in 'common sense'. Its a bit tough but im hoping to
pass.

Mal



A Pedant May 27th 05 05:32 PM

Unicycles on the London Underground
 
Malcolm & Nika wrote:

No...the basic course in 'common sense'. Its a bit tough but im hoping to
pass.


"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
Albert Einstein

--
Tony

"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought" Lord
Peter Wimsey (Dorothy L. Sayers)


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