Anagrams (Tell that w*nker vKen)
 

London's public transportation system = Metropolitan con, son? (Psst! it's
badly run!)"

London's public transportation systemmn = Spot planes, tinny trains, cold
motor-bus."

Mick.

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An Ollyism:

On dreams of the club reaching the top of the Premiership: "Yeh and I'm six
foot four with the biggest willy in the world"

Ian Holloway. QPR manager.