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Mark Fry November 25th 06 04:34 PM

Attempted Theft.
 
A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside my flat
today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason they weren't
successful was because one of the neighbours shouted at them and this
prompted them to jump into a van ( white Volkswagen Van with small light bar
attached to top rear, index RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

Any information leading to this very distinctive van or the 2 scrotes
driving it may lead to a reward.


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Peter Frimberley November 25th 06 05:35 PM

Attempted Theft.
 
On Sat, 25 Nov 2006 17:34:44 -0000, "Mark Fry"
wrote:

A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside my flat
today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason they weren't
successful was because one of the neighbours shouted at them and this
prompted them to jump into a van ( white Volkswagen Van with small light bar
attached to top rear, index RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

Any information leading to this very distinctive van or the 2 scrotes
driving it may lead to a reward.


What's a warrior? Some sort of tank?

Whinging Courier November 25th 06 05:52 PM

Attempted Theft.
 
In uk.transport.london, Mark Fry belched forth and ejected the
following:

A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside my flat
today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason they weren't
successful was because one of the neighbours shouted at them and this
prompted them to jump into a van ( white Volkswagen Van with small light bar
attached to top rear, index RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

Any information leading to this very distinctive van or the 2 scrotes
driving it may lead to a reward.


A 125cc despatch bike, a sort of CG125 but ICBW

Whinging Courier November 25th 06 05:53 PM

Attempted Theft.
 
In uk.transport.london, Peter Frimberley belched forth and ejected the
following:

On Sat, 25 Nov 2006 17:34:44 -0000, "Mark Fry"
wrote:

A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside my flat
today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason they weren't
successful was because one of the neighbours shouted at them and this
prompted them to jump into a van ( white Volkswagen Van with small light bar
attached to top rear, index RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

Any information leading to this very distinctive van or the 2 scrotes
driving it may lead to a reward.


What's a warrior? Some sort of tank?


A 125cc despatch bike, a sort of CG125 but ICBW

Conor November 25th 06 06:05 PM

Attempted Theft.
 
In article , Whinging
Courier says...

What's a warrior? Some sort of tank?


A 125cc despatch bike, a sort of CG125 but ICBW

Aptly named to entice the Samurai of the delivery world then? Does it
come with a handy holder for the riders sword?

--
Conor

Religion, ****ing people over for millennia.

Whinging Courier November 25th 06 08:29 PM

Attempted Theft.
 
In uk.transport.london, Conor belched forth and ejected the following:

In article , Whinging
Courier says...

What's a warrior? Some sort of tank?


A 125cc despatch bike, a sort of CG125 but ICBW

Aptly named to entice the Samurai of the delivery world then?


They'd be Brazilians then.

Does it
come with a handy holder for the riders sword?


Not as standard, no but it wouldn't take long to attach a poster tube
with some cable ties.

Mark Fry November 25th 06 09:34 PM

Attempted Theft.
 

"Whinging Courier" wrote in message
t...
In uk.transport.london, Mark Fry belched forth and ejected the
following:

A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside my flat
today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason they weren't
successful was because one of the neighbours shouted at them and this
prompted them to jump into a van ( white Volkswagen Van with small light
bar
attached to top rear, index RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

Any information leading to this very distinctive van or the 2 scrotes
driving it may lead to a reward.


A 125cc despatch bike, a sort of CG125 but ICBW


For the unknowing among you a Warrior is a Mitsubishi L200 pickup truck. I
would have at the very expected conor to have known that. There is normally
at least one person in a haulage company that owns one of the derivatives of
the L200.
And having also owned various motorbikes over a number of years, I have
never heard of the Honda Cg125 being called a " warrior ", I have heard it
called many other names, but never a warrior.



Steve Firth November 25th 06 10:09 PM

Attempted Theft.
 
On Sat, 25 Nov 2006 22:34:27 -0000, Mark Fry wrote:

For the unknowing among you a Warrior is a Mitsubishi L200 pickup truck.


AKA "a bag of ****e".

Conor November 25th 06 10:59 PM

Attempted Theft.
 
In article , Mark
Fry says...

"Whinging Courier" wrote in message
t...
In uk.transport.london, Mark Fry belched forth and ejected the
following:

A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside my flat
today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason they weren't
successful was because one of the neighbours shouted at them and this
prompted them to jump into a van ( white Volkswagen Van with small light
bar
attached to top rear, index RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

Any information leading to this very distinctive van or the 2 scrotes
driving it may lead to a reward.


A 125cc despatch bike, a sort of CG125 but ICBW


For the unknowing among you a Warrior is a Mitsubishi L200 pickup truck. I
would have at the very expected conor to have known that.


I did but it was more humourous to prolong the courier biker thread.


--
Conor

Religion, ****ing people over for millennia.

Mark Fry November 26th 06 05:53 PM

Attempted Theft.
 

"Conor" wrote in message
t...
In article , Mark
Fry says...

"Whinging Courier" wrote in message
t...
In uk.transport.london, Mark Fry belched forth and ejected the
following:

A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside my
flat
today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason they
weren't
successful was because one of the neighbours shouted at them and this
prompted them to jump into a van ( white Volkswagen Van with small
light
bar
attached to top rear, index RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

Any information leading to this very distinctive van or the 2 scrotes
driving it may lead to a reward.

A 125cc despatch bike, a sort of CG125 but ICBW


For the unknowing among you a Warrior is a Mitsubishi L200 pickup truck.
I
would have at the very expected conor to have known that.


I did but it was more humourous to prolong the courier biker thread.


--
Conor

Religion, ****ing people over for millennia.


Thanks big fella, I thought you would know...

And Mr Firth you are right it is a bag of ****e compared to the Discovery
that I part ex'd for it.
But it still doesn't give any little scrote the right to come and take it
off of me.....does it?
And it's my personal opinion that the law should be changed so that if I had
the good fortune to catch either or both of them I should be allowed to beat
them to within an inch of their life and then, amputate their fingers
followed by their hands.....they would never steal from anyone
else.....would they..




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