On 7 Dec, 09:34, Roland Perry wrote:
The one I find most difficult is "use both lanes" when entering a
multi-storey car park, as this would involve demolishing the ticket
machine.

And don't even mention "Dogsmust be carried..."

A new one for you heard on a local radio station 'twixt adverts and
news "Remember to use a condom if you're planning to be going out at
this time of year".

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gordon