Why do some ticket staff keep selling me tickets on paper instead of
oyster? Is it because I have a student rate photocard? It's extremely
inconvenient to be sold a paper ticket when I have an oyster. The only
consolation is that it's only a weekly ticket so I should be able to
get a new one on oyster fairly soon.

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message by Robin May, enforcer of sod's law.
The Hutton Report is a whitewash! Long live the BBC!

To annoy people in a slow lift: run up the stairs faster than the lift
moves and press the lift call button on each floor.