Strange Pasenger Anouncement
On Thu, 25 Oct 2007, James Farrar wrote:
On Thu, 25 Oct 2007 00:11:33 +0100, asdf
wrote:
On Wed, 24 Oct 2007 21:10:48 +0100, Mystery Flyer wrote:
I'll open with Yerkes' Law as a suggestion. Any others?!
Yerkes' Second Law: Trains will only be held to regulate the service
at non-interchange stations.
I feel a serious document worthy of academic study coming on here.
Beck's Law: District/Metropolitan/H&C Line Trains come when waiting for
a Circle Line Train; Circle Line trains come when waiting for a
District/Metropolitan/H&C Line Train.
Earls Law: 'Olympia' 'Richmond' and 'Special' Trains shall come when
waiting at Earls Court for a Wimbledon train
The Acton Town Principle:
If waiting for a Rayners Lane train, the first three trains to arrive
will each be one of: Heathrow, Northfields, Ealing Broadway, Stops
Here, Special.
If waiting for an Ealing Broadway train, the first three trains to
arrive will each be one of: Heathrow, Northfields, Rayners Lane,
Ruislip, Uxbridge, Stops Here, Special.
If waiting for a Heathrow train (and even a Northfields train would
do!) the first two trains will be to Uxbridge and Rayners Lane.
Greathead's law: when waiting for a Northern line train, nothing at all
will come.
tom
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