On Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:51:13 -0700, Robert Neville
wrote:

The price tag on
the ham listed the price in metric units and then helpfully listed the
equivilent price in imperial weight. I asked for about 100 grams. The clerk
responded, "so you want 3 or 4 slices then?"

A customer enters a pizza shop asks the clerk "How many slices do you
cut a large pizza into?". "Eight" is the reply. The customer asks
"can you slice a large pizza into six slices?". "Certainly, but why
do you want that done?" The customer replied "I can't eat eight
pieces of pizza..."
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Phil Kane - Beaverton, OR
PNW Beburg MP 28.0 - OE District