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Hiscoming October 15th 04 03:00 AM

His One Mistake
 
He always made it into the office,

He kept up with the news,

The doctors examined him twice a year,

He knew a few good jokes,

He ate lots of fresh fruit,

He played football on Sunday mornings,

He slept at least 8 hours every night,

He never smoked, drunk much or lost his temper,

He took healthy walks where there was clean air,

He kept himself clean,

He did his daily exercises,

He was all set to live to be a hundred,

The funeral will be held Thursday,

His One Mistake

HE FORGOT GOD - lived as if this world was all, and is now with those who
say, "The harvest is past, the summer is ended and we are not saved."
[Jeremiah 8:20]



Dear friend: are you making this mistake? It certainly isn't necessary. The
Bible says, "that if you confess with your mouth, the Lord Jesus and believe
in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you shall be saved."
[Romans 10:9]



For what does it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his
own soul? [Mark 8:36]

[COG]

Contact

www.btinternet.com/~hiscoming





Nick Cooper October 15th 04 07:47 AM

His One Mistake
 
On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 03:00:23 +0000 (UTC), "Hiscoming"
wrote:

Contact

www.btinternet.com/~hiscoming


Nah! I reported you to instead.
--
Nick Cooper

[Carefully remove the detonators from my e-mail address to reply!]

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Ken Wheatley October 15th 04 04:58 PM

His One Mistake
 
On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 03:00:23 +0000 (UTC), "Hiscoming"
wrote:

sday,

His One Mistake

HE FORGOT GOD - lived as if this world was all, and is now with those who
say, "The harvest is past, the summer is ended and we are not saved."
[Jeremiah 8:20]


You are a tosser and ICMFP.

Malcolm & Nika October 15th 04 07:15 PM

His One Mistake
 
Is this the same guy who forgot his Goldcard expired??

Mal



"Ken Wheatley" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 03:00:23 +0000 (UTC), "Hiscoming"
wrote:

sday,

His One Mistake

HE FORGOT GOD - lived as if this world was all, and is now with those who
say, "The harvest is past, the summer is ended and we are not saved."
[Jeremiah 8:20]


You are a tosser and ICMFP.




Stuart October 15th 04 11:38 PM

His One Mistake
 
Hiscoming wrote:

He always made it into the office,

He kept up with the news,

The doctors examined him twice a year,

He knew a few good jokes,

He ate lots of fresh fruit,

He played football on Sunday mornings,

He slept at least 8 hours every night,

He never smoked, drunk much or lost his temper,

He took healthy walks where there was clean air,

He kept himself clean,

He did his daily exercises,

He was all set to live to be a hundred,

The funeral will be held Thursday,

His One Mistake


.....was that he died a boring *******






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