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He always made it into the office,

He kept up with the news,

The doctors examined him twice a year,

He knew a few good jokes,

He ate lots of fresh fruit,

He played football on Sunday mornings,

He slept at least 8 hours every night,

He never smoked, drunk much or lost his temper,

He took healthy walks where there was clean air,

He kept himself clean,

He did his daily exercises,

He was all set to live to be a hundred,

The funeral will be held Thursday,

His One Mistake

HE FORGOT GOD - lived as if this world was all, and is now with those who
say, "The harvest is past, the summer is ended and we are not saved."
[Jeremiah 8:20]



Dear friend: are you making this mistake? It certainly isn't necessary. The
Bible says, "that if you confess with your mouth, the Lord Jesus and believe
in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you shall be saved."
[Romans 10:9]



For what does it profit a man if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his
own soul? [Mark 8:36]

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On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 03:00:23 +0000 (UTC), "Hiscoming"
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Nah! I reported you to instead.
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On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 03:00:23 +0000 (UTC), "Hiscoming"
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sday,

His One Mistake

HE FORGOT GOD - lived as if this world was all, and is now with those who
say, "The harvest is past, the summer is ended and we are not saved."
[Jeremiah 8:20]


You are a tosser and ICMFP.
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Is this the same guy who forgot his Goldcard expired??

Mal



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On Fri, 15 Oct 2004 03:00:23 +0000 (UTC), "Hiscoming"
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sday,

His One Mistake

HE FORGOT GOD - lived as if this world was all, and is now with those who
say, "The harvest is past, the summer is ended and we are not saved."
[Jeremiah 8:20]


You are a tosser and ICMFP.



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Hiscoming wrote:

He always made it into the office,

He kept up with the news,

The doctors examined him twice a year,

He knew a few good jokes,

He ate lots of fresh fruit,

He played football on Sunday mornings,

He slept at least 8 hours every night,

He never smoked, drunk much or lost his temper,

He took healthy walks where there was clean air,

He kept himself clean,

He did his daily exercises,

He was all set to live to be a hundred,

The funeral will be held Thursday,

His One Mistake


.....was that he died a boring *******






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