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Andy Macklin July 21st 05 10:38 PM

Mornington Crescent
 
On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 17:41:43 +0100, NJT wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 14:17:19 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,
John A Fotheringham might well have written:
Although I do now have a sofa (see archives), I still can't see any
rulebooks under it. Just some fluff.

Will that do?

Can you re-arrange the fluff to make some new rules?

Hang on, I'll have a look.

No, sorry, . It's all carpet-coloured. It might work if I used a
contrasting surface...


Try putting your rules through a Dyson. It really mixes up the
play somewhat


Don't you have a problem with looping?


I've found that this actually causes more problem with spoon, as well
as sometimes leading to a knip in the air.

Andy Macklin July 21st 05 10:38 PM

Mornington Crescent
 
On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 17:42:10 +0100, NJT wrote:

On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 22:54:19 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,
Andy Macklin might well have written:
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 19:34:25 +0100, NJT wrote:


I thought it was last seen under Nyk's sofa?

Although I do now have a sofa (see archives), I still can't see any
rulebooks under it. Just some fluff.

Will that do?

Can you re-arrange the fluff to make some new rules?

Hang on, I'll have a look.

No, sorry, . It's all carpet-coloured. It might work if I used a
contrasting surface...


How about using a rule book, I think I've got one somewhere...


Is that the one with the brick-red cover?


Yellow brick I think (sorry I'm puce-yellow colour blind)

John A Fotheringham July 22nd 05 09:53 AM

Mornington Crescent
 
NJT wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 14:17:19 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,
John A Fotheringham might well have written:
Although I do now have a sofa (see archives), I still can't see any
rulebooks under it. Just some fluff.

Will that do?

Can you re-arrange the fluff to make some new rules?

Hang on, I'll have a look.

No, sorry, . It's all carpet-coloured. It might work if I used a
contrasting surface...


Try putting your rules through a Dyson. It really mixes up the
play somewhat


Don't you have a problem with looping?


Come to think of it I think that may be how the whole Dollis Hill
fiasco got started :-(

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John A Fotheringham July 22nd 05 09:54 AM

Mornington Crescent
 
Andy Macklin wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 17:41:43 +0100, NJT wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 14:17:19 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,
John A Fotheringham might well have written:
Although I do now have a sofa (see archives), I still can't see any
rulebooks under it. Just some fluff.

Will that do?

Can you re-arrange the fluff to make some new rules?

Hang on, I'll have a look.

No, sorry, . It's all carpet-coloured. It might work if I used a
contrasting surface...

Try putting your rules through a Dyson. It really mixes up the
play somewhat


Don't you have a problem with looping?


I've found that this actually causes more problem with spoon, as well
as sometimes leading to a knip in the air.


It does tend to stretch the diagonals and separate your tokens

(and being a Dyson it *keeps* stretching and separating - or was that
the WonderBra)

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NJT July 22nd 05 04:38 PM

Mornington Crescent
 
On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 23:38:39 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,
Andy Macklin might well have written:
On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 17:42:10 +0100, NJT wrote:

On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 22:54:19 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,
Andy Macklin might well have written:
On Wed, 20 Jul 2005 19:34:25 +0100, NJT wrote:


I thought it was last seen under Nyk's sofa?

Although I do now have a sofa (see archives), I still can't see any
rulebooks under it. Just some fluff.

Will that do?

Can you re-arrange the fluff to make some new rules?

Hang on, I'll have a look.

No, sorry, . It's all carpet-coloured. It might work if I used a
contrasting surface...

How about using a rule book, I think I've got one somewhere...


Is that the one with the brick-red cover?


Yellow brick I think (sorry I'm puce-yellow colour blind)


That'll be the one then.

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NJT July 22nd 05 04:39 PM

Mornington Crescent
 
On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 10:54:46 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,
John A Fotheringham might well have written:
Andy Macklin wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 17:41:43 +0100, NJT wrote:

On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 14:17:19 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,
John A Fotheringham might well have written:
Although I do now have a sofa (see archives), I still can't see any
rulebooks under it. Just some fluff.

Will that do?

Can you re-arrange the fluff to make some new rules?

Hang on, I'll have a look.

No, sorry, . It's all carpet-coloured. It might work if I used a
contrasting surface...

Try putting your rules through a Dyson. It really mixes up the
play somewhat

Don't you have a problem with looping?


I've found that this actually causes more problem with spoon, as well
as sometimes leading to a knip in the air.


It does tend to stretch the diagonals and separate your tokens

(and being a Dyson it *keeps* stretching and separating - or was that
the WonderBra)


Well at least it doesn't beat as it sweeps as it cleans.

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Stuart Gray July 22nd 05 06:54 PM

Mornington Crescent
 
NJT wrote:
On Fri, 22 Jul 2005 10:54:46 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,
John A Fotheringham might well have written:

Andy Macklin wrote:


On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 17:41:43 +0100, NJT wrote:


On Thu, 21 Jul 2005 14:17:19 +0100 in alt.games.mornington.cresent,
John A Fotheringham might well have written:

Although I do now have a sofa (see archives), I still can't see any
rulebooks under it. Just some fluff.

Will that do?

Can you re-arrange the fluff to make some new rules?

Hang on, I'll have a look.

No, sorry, . It's all carpet-coloured. It might work if I used a
contrasting surface...

Try putting your rules through a Dyson. It really mixes up the
play somewhat

Don't you have a problem with looping?

I've found that this actually causes more problem with spoon, as well
as sometimes leading to a knip in the air.


It does tend to stretch the diagonals and separate your tokens

(and being a Dyson it *keeps* stretching and separating - or was that
the WonderBra)



Well at least it doesn't beat as it sweeps as it cleans.

No, *that's* the WonderBra

Stuart

John A Fotheringham July 23rd 05 12:29 PM

Mornington Crescent
 
Try putting your rules through a Dyson. It really mixes up the
play somewhat

Don't you have a problem with looping?

I've found that this actually causes more problem with spoon, as well
as sometimes leading to a knip in the air.

It does tend to stretch the diagonals and separate your tokens

(and being a Dyson it *keeps* stretching and separating - or was that
the WonderBra)


Well at least it doesn't beat as it sweeps as it cleans.

No, *that's* the WonderBra


I thought that was a hazelnut in every bite?

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Stuart Gray July 23rd 05 04:32 PM

Mornington Crescent
 
John A Fotheringham wrote:
Try putting your rules through a Dyson. It really mixes up the
play somewhat

Don't you have a problem with looping?

I've found that this actually causes more problem with spoon, as well
as sometimes leading to a knip in the air.

It does tend to stretch the diagonals and separate your tokens

(and being a Dyson it *keeps* stretching and separating - or was that
the WonderBra)



Well at least it doesn't beat as it sweeps as it cleans.


No, *that's* the WonderBra



I thought that was a hazelnut in every bite?

No, that's squirrel sh*t


Stuart Gray July 23rd 05 04:34 PM

Mornington Crescent
 
John A Fotheringham wrote:
Try putting your rules through a Dyson. It really mixes up the
play somewhat

Don't you have a problem with looping?

I've found that this actually causes more problem with spoon, as well
as sometimes leading to a knip in the air.

It does tend to stretch the diagonals and separate your tokens

(and being a Dyson it *keeps* stretching and separating - or was that
the WonderBra)



Well at least it doesn't beat as it sweeps as it cleans.


No, *that's* the WonderBra



I thought that was a hazelnut in every bite?

Aren't we going off-topic here?


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