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Neillw001 February 21st 07 01:51 PM

Secret Tube Trains under London?
 
On Feb 21, 2:41 pm, "sb" wrote:
On Feb 21, 2:20 pm, "Brian Watson" wrote:

A contributor to The Robert Elms Show on BBC Radio London has just claimed
there are secret underground train lines between Buckingham Palace and
various other London sites.


Nifty conspiracy theory, or fact?


--
Brian


I am assuming that you mean the Winbuck line that has only one
intermediate station at Northolt.
IIRC it was built in the 50's using Icelandic miners who were shipped
back home after the project was completed.
Test trains are run on the first Thursday of every month, in case of
power fail there is a back up facility at Windsor Castle that consists
of 5000 hamster wheels using 20,000 hamsters. There is a secret
hamster farm behind Eton Station.

SB


There's also a branch that runs out to Chequers and onward to connect
with Corsham and the secret Trans-Atlantic supersonic highspeed rail
tunnel built using reverse-engineered alien technology. Some bloke I
met in a pub told me where you see a vent shaft from that on Google
Earth just before it goes under the sea near Weston-Super-Mare, but
I've forgotten the exact location.

Neill



Paul Scott February 21st 07 01:52 PM

Secret Tube Trains under London?
 

"Boltar" wrote in message
oups.com...


There could well be a small passageway between buck house and perhaps
the nearest
tube station however. This sort of thing certainly isn't unheard of.


They'll probably seal it off though, when they hear how much this desirable
facility will increase their council tax in the forthcoming review...

Paul



Paul Scott February 21st 07 01:54 PM

Secret Tube Trains under London?
 

"Neillw001" wrote in message
oups.com...


There's also a branch that runs out to Chequers and onward to connect
with Corsham and the secret Trans-Atlantic supersonic highspeed rail
tunnel built using reverse-engineered alien technology. Some bloke I
met in a pub told me where you see a vent shaft from that on Google
Earth just before it goes under the sea near Weston-Super-Mare, but
I've forgotten the exact location.


That's just what they want the public to believe - it really goes to Cosham,
near Portsmouth...

Paul



Roland Perry February 21st 07 02:07 PM

Secret Tube Trains under London?
 
In message .com, at
06:47:10 on Wed, 21 Feb 2007, Boltar remarked:
There could well be a small passageway between buck house and perhaps
the nearest
tube station however. This sort of thing certainly isn't unheard of.


In the past I have speculated that such a passage exists between the
palace grounds and Hyde Park Corner station. It is pure speculation,
based on the proximity (and the fact that no other stations are anywhere
near as close).
--
Roland Perry

notbresson February 21st 07 02:28 PM

Secret Tube Trains under London?
 

"MatSav" "matthew | dot | savage | at | dsl | dot | pipex | dot | com"
wrote in message ...
Brian Watson wrote:
A contributor to The Robert Elms Show on BBC Radio London has just
claimed there are secret underground train lines between Buckingham
Palace and various other London sites.

Nifty conspiracy theory, or fact?


If it was "fact", they wouldn't be "secret", would they? ;-)

--
MatSav



Eh?



Albert February 21st 07 02:28 PM

Secret Tube Trains under London?
 
"Brian Watson" wrote ...

Blokey who phoned in said he had to sign the OSA to work on the site.


In which case, what was he doing talking about it then?



notbresson February 21st 07 02:38 PM

Secret Tube Trains under London?
 

"allan tracy" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Feb 21, 2:20 pm, "Brian Watson" wrote:
A contributor to The Robert Elms Show on BBC Radio London has just
claimed
there are secret underground train lines between Buckingham Palace and
various other London sites.


Would this be an opportune momment to raise the issue of the
'Strategic Reserve'?

It's at Heapy ex ROF site.
Try parking up close to the site and if you look in the right place you see
little camera in the trees move and point at you.
It was rail connected but it is only a short low loader haul to Network Rail
lines. Mostley ex WD 2-8-0s and some Stanier 2-8-0s with large hoppers of
coal there also. Army trucks take in personel to maintain famililiarity with
the machines and occasionally they must fire up because smoke can sometimes
be seen.
No coincidence that it isn't far from Lostock Hall and Lower Darwen sheds
which were among the last steam shed closures.
Honest. It's true.



steveb February 21st 07 02:40 PM

Secret Tube Trains under London?
 

"sb" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Feb 21, 2:20 pm, "Brian Watson" wrote:
A contributor to The Robert Elms Show on BBC Radio London has just
claimed
there are secret underground train lines between Buckingham Palace and
various other London sites.

Nifty conspiracy theory, or fact?

--
Brian


I am assuming that you mean the Winbuck line that has only one
intermediate station at Northolt.
IIRC it was built in the 50's using Icelandic miners who were shipped
back home after the project was completed.
Test trains are run on the first Thursday of every month, in case of
power fail there is a back up facility at Windsor Castle that consists
of 5000 hamster wheels using 20,000 hamsters. There is a secret
hamster farm behind Eton Station.

SB

I believe the hamsters are shortly to be replaced by a selection of those
1.7M humans who signed the internet petition against road pricing thus
daring to defy the mighty (and all seeing) Bliar

steveb



Seamer February 21st 07 02:50 PM

Secret Tube Trains under London?
 
On Feb 21, 4:38 pm, "notbresson" wrote:
"allan tracy" wrote in message

oups.com... On Feb 21, 2:20 pm, "Brian Watson" wrote:
A contributor to The Robert Elms Show on BBC Radio London has just
claimed
there are secret underground train lines between Buckingham Palace and
various other London sites.


Would this be an opportune momment to raise the issue of the
'Strategic Reserve'?


It's at Heapy ex ROF site.
Try parking up close to the site and if you look in the right place you see
little camera in the trees move and point at you.
It was rail connected but it is only a short low loader haul to Network Rail
lines. Mostley ex WD 2-8-0s and some Stanier 2-8-0s with large hoppers of
coal there also. Army trucks take in personel to maintain famililiarity with
the machines and occasionally they must fire up because smoke can sometimes
be seen.
No coincidence that it isn't far from Lostock Hall and Lower Darwen sheds
which were among the last steam shed closures.
Honest. It's true.


Isn't that all because there's probably ammunition stored there?


steveb February 21st 07 02:56 PM

Secret Tube Trains under London?
 

"Seamer" wrote in message
oups.com...
On Feb 21, 4:38 pm, "notbresson" wrote:
"allan tracy" wrote in message

oups.com... On Feb 21,
2:20 pm, "Brian Watson" wrote:
A contributor to The Robert Elms Show on BBC Radio London has just
claimed
there are secret underground train lines between Buckingham Palace and
various other London sites.


Would this be an opportune momment to raise the issue of the
'Strategic Reserve'?


It's at Heapy ex ROF site.
Try parking up close to the site and if you look in the right place you
see
little camera in the trees move and point at you.
It was rail connected but it is only a short low loader haul to Network
Rail
lines. Mostley ex WD 2-8-0s and some Stanier 2-8-0s with large hoppers of
coal there also. Army trucks take in personel to maintain famililiarity
with
the machines and occasionally they must fire up because smoke can
sometimes
be seen.
No coincidence that it isn't far from Lostock Hall and Lower Darwen sheds
which were among the last steam shed closures.
Honest. It's true.


Isn't that all because there's probably ammunition stored there?

As I understand it mostly small stuff like fuzes and caps since most of the
site storage was lost with the demolition of the main Euxton site

steveb




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