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On Sat, 20 Dec 2008, Petert wrote:

On Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:20:27 -0000, "Recliner"
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But Labour's transport spokesperson on the London Assembly, Val
Shawcross, said: "The design competition may have been fun and the
winning designs are extremely impressive, but this is not a serious way
to make policy and not a worthwhile use of public money.

"I have yet to hear one convincing argument for why London needs a new
double-decker bus and until Boris comes up with some, Londoners will see
this as little more than a vanity project."


Val Shawcross is obviously mentally challenged - the new bus would (I
imagine) replace the unsafe bendy bus,


It isn't unsafe. Cite some solid data or kindly sod off.

and also carry a similar number of passengers.


While having fewer doors and more stairs. Which means it will have to wait
for longer at each stop, and so ...

This will therefore help reduce congestion


No it won't.

as it will occupy less space, being shorter.


Almost completely irrelevant.

If the stupid tart had a reasonable number of functioning brain cells
then we could assume that she was capable of feeling embarassed at her
dear leaders decision to scrap the Routemaster and replace it with the
bendy thingy.


I think you might want to carry out a quick neuron census yourself before
letting rubbish like that dribble out of your brain.

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Does anybody here seriously think that a new bus will be allowed with
open rear deck. With the old routemaster about 10 people used to die
every year falling from the bus.

Surely any new routemaster will have to have doors which open and
close at every stop.

Whatever next. Maybe door locking should be removed from train doors
so late running commuters can catch their train. That used to kill 20
- 30 people a year before they bought door locks in.
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On Sat, 20 Dec 2008 19:19:22 +0000, Tom Anderson
wrote:

On Sat, 20 Dec 2008, Petert wrote:

On Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:20:27 -0000, "Recliner"
wrote:

But Labour's transport spokesperson on the London Assembly, Val
Shawcross, said: "The design competition may have been fun and the
winning designs are extremely impressive, but this is not a serious way
to make policy and not a worthwhile use of public money.

"I have yet to hear one convincing argument for why London needs a new
double-decker bus and until Boris comes up with some, Londoners will see
this as little more than a vanity project."


Val Shawcross is obviously mentally challenged - the new bus would (I
imagine) replace the unsafe bendy bus,


It isn't unsafe. Cite some solid data or kindly sod off.


http://www.yrtk.org/wp-content/bendy...s1_route73.xls

http://www.yrtk.org/wp-content/bendy...2_route507.xls

http://www.yrtk.org/wp-content/bendy...3_route521.xls

http://www.yrtk.org/wp-content/bendy...s4_route12.xls

http://www.yrtk.org/wp-content/bendy...5_route436.xls

http://www.yrtk.org/wp-content/bendy...s6_route18.xls

http://www.yrtk.org/wp-content/bendy...6_route453.xls

http://www.yrtk.org/wp-content/bendy...7_route149.xls

http://www.yrtk.org/wp-content/bendy...s8_route25.xls

and also carry a similar number of passengers.


While having fewer doors and more stairs. Which means it will have to wait
for longer at each stop, and so ...


As long as other double deckers, or possibly not as long

This will therefore help reduce congestion


No it won't.


Yes it will

as it will occupy less space, being shorter.


Almost completely irrelevant.


No it's not

If the stupid tart had a reasonable number of functioning brain cells
then we could assume that she was capable of feeling embarassed at her
dear leaders decision to scrap the Routemaster and replace it with the
bendy thingy.


I think you might want to carry out a quick neuron census yourself before
letting rubbish like that dribble out of your brain.


I suggest Loperimide will prevent your brain cells from leaking out
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gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying:

Does anybody here seriously think that a new bus will be allowed with
open rear deck.


I sincerely hope so.
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On 20 Dec, 20:24, Adrian wrote:
gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying:

Does anybody here seriously think that a new bus will be allowed with
open rear deck.


I sincerely hope so.


An open platform may make sense in Oxford Street where the speeds of
traffic are pretty slow but really anywhere else it is simply
dangerous - the only justification of an open platform is so that
people can get on and off at places which aren't bus stops - is there
any other?. Mind you, Oxford Street is the only place I saw a
potential boarder fall backwards off a Routemaster into the gutter
when they missed a bus moving off.

On the Railways, people try to open doors on Mark III carriages when
the central locking has been applied even when they are told to stop
by platform staff. On the Tube, people try to get tube doors open
with the slightest opening jamming themselves in. You can't tell me
that people won't try to board moving buses that they have just missed
and that is dangerous.

No amount of education will change public nature.

Jonathan


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On 21 Dec, 07:51, Adrian wrote:

gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying:

(snip)

No amount of education will change public nature.


Nor should it attempt to.


So all those 'no-spitting' campaigns of old - of which notices to that
effect appeared on Routemaster buses amongst other places - shouldn't
have occurred, despite the fact that spitting in public is rather less
common than it once was.(especially in places that aren't actually the
street).
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