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Robin May November 8th 03 10:05 PM

An unusual request
 
Can anyone think of any London Underground stations with the letters T,
O, S, E and R in their names (apart from Cannon Street)?

--
message by Robin May, but you can call me Mr Smith.
Hello. I'm one of those "roaring fascists of the left wing".

Then and than are different words!

Robin May November 8th 03 10:19 PM

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Paul Weaver wrote the following in:


On Sat, 08 Nov 2003 23:05:10 +0000, Robin May wrote:

Can anyone think of any London Underground stations with the
letters T, O, S, E and R in their names (apart from Cannon
Street)?


walThamStOw cEntRal


Thanks!

--
message by Robin May, but you can call me Mr Smith.
Hello. I'm one of those "roaring fascists of the left wing".

Then and than are different words!

Richard J. November 8th 03 10:23 PM

An unusual request
 
Robin May wrote:
Can anyone think of any London Underground stations with the
letters T, O, S, E and R in their names (apart from Cannon
Street)?


Heathrow Terminals 1,2,3
Hounslow Central
Osterley
Northfields
Earl's Court
Gloucester Road
Cockfosters

- and that's just the Piccadilly line!

--
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Paul Weaver November 8th 03 10:29 PM

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On Sat, 08 Nov 2003 23:05:10 +0000, Robin May wrote:

Can anyone think of any London Underground stations with the letters T,
O, S, E and R in their names (apart from Cannon Street)?


walThamStOw cEntRal

Horace November 9th 03 11:04 AM

An unusual request
 
Brent Cross

"Robin May" wrote in message
. 1.4...
Paul Weaver wrote the following in:


On Sat, 08 Nov 2003 23:05:10 +0000, Robin May wrote:

Can anyone think of any London Underground stations with the
letters T, O, S, E and R in their names (apart from Cannon
Street)?


walThamStOw cEntRal


Thanks!

--
message by Robin May, but you can call me Mr Smith.
Hello. I'm one of those "roaring fascists of the left wing".

Then and than are different words!




Jason Rumney November 9th 03 12:08 PM

An unusual request
 
Robin May writes:

Can anyone think of any London Underground stations with the letters T,
O, S, E and R in their names (apart from Cannon Street)?


Old STREet

Dr John Stockton November 9th 03 02:05 PM

An unusual request
 
JRS: In article ,
seen in news:uk.transport.london, Robin May
om posted at Sat, 8 Nov 2003 23:05:10 :-
Can anyone think of any London Underground stations with the letters T,
O, S, E and R in their names (apart from Cannon Street)?


Check firstly all with "Street".

Cockfosters
Goodge Street
Hounslow Central
Northfields
Stonebridge Park
High Street Kensington
Ravenscourt Park
Totteridge & Whetstone
New Cross Gate
Bond Street
Mornington Crescent
Brent Cross
etc.

There'll be a lot more if their real names include "Station"; and, if
"Underground" is also included ... .

If I had a list of all stations, I could easily use DOS find to
successively pass only those letters, after conversion to lower case.

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Acrosticus November 9th 03 03:25 PM

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From: Robin May
Date: 08/11/2003 23:05 GMT Standard Time


Can anyone think of any London Underground stations with the letters T,
O, S, E and R in their names (apart from Cannon Street)?


Cockfosters perhaps?





Rob November 10th 03 01:18 PM

An unusual request
 
T.O.S.E.R? U trying to say something?

"Robin May" wrote in message
. 1.4...
Can anyone think of any London Underground stations with the letters T,
O, S, E and R in their names (apart from Cannon Street)?

--
message by Robin May, but you can call me Mr Smith.
Hello. I'm one of those "roaring fascists of the left wing".

Then and than are different words!




Robin May November 10th 03 04:59 PM

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"Rob" wrote the following in:


T.O.S.E.R? U trying to say something?


No, but you are correct in your observation that I am looking for tube
stations with letters from the word tosser in them.

--
message by Robin May, but you can call me Mr Smith.
Hello. I'm one of those "roaring fascists of the left wing".

Then and than are different words!

Peter Smyth November 10th 03 10:14 PM

An unusual request
 

"Robin May" wrote in message
. 1.4...
"Rob" wrote the following in:


T.O.S.E.R? U trying to say something?


No, but you are correct in your observation that I am looking for tube
stations with letters from the word tosser in them.

--
message by Robin May, but you can call me Mr Smith.
Hello. I'm one of those "roaring fascists of the left wing".

Then and than are different words!


There are a lot of stations that have the letters TOSER in them but only a
few that contain TOSSER (with two S's)

BRENT CROSS
COCKFOSTERS
EUSTON SQUARE
NEW CROSS GATE
HIGH STREET KENSINGTON

Can anyone find the two stations which contain the letters "******S"?

Peter Smyth



Robin May November 10th 03 11:11 PM

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"Peter Smyth" wrote the following in:


There are a lot of stations that have the letters TOSER in them
but only a few that contain TOSSER (with two S's)


Aha, but in photoshop you only need one S.

I now need to get out with the camera and try taking some photos of the
various station signs.

--
message by Robin May, but you can call me Mr Smith.
Hello. I'm one of those "roaring fascists of the left wing".

Then and than are different words!

Dr John Stockton November 10th 03 11:15 PM

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JRS: In article , seen in
news:uk.transport.london, Dr John Stockton
posted at Sun, 9 Nov 2003 15:05:37 :-

There'll be a lot more if their real names include "Station"; and, if
"Underground" is also included ... .

If I had a list of all stations, I could easily use DOS find to
successively pass only those letters, after conversion to lower case.


Result :

Bond Street
Brent Cross
Cannon Street
Cockfosters
Earls Court
Euston Square
Gloucester Road
Goodge Street
Great Portland Street
Harrow & Wealdstone
High Street Kensington
Hounslow Central
Liverpool Street
Mornington Crescent
New Cross Gate *
Northfields
Old Street
Osterley
Preston Road
Ravenscourt Park
Shoreditch *
Silvertown & City Airport *
Stanmore
Stonebridge Park
Totteridge & Whetstone
Walthamstow Central
West Brompton
West Harrow
Westbourne Park


List from Column A of
http://3lib.ukonline.co.uk/pocketinfo/data/tube.csv
St changed to Street except where Saint
Rd changed to Road
Processed by DOS
find /i "s" $1 | find /i "t" | find /i "o" | find /i "e" | find /i "r"

I have not checked that all are on the Tube map as real Underground
stations; beware of those starred.

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Nigel November 11th 03 03:29 AM

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On Sun, 9 Nov 2003 12:04:09 -0000, "Horace" wrote:

Brent Cross

"Robin May" wrote in message
.1.4...
Paul Weaver wrote the following in:


On Sat, 08 Nov 2003 23:05:10 +0000, Robin May wrote:

Can anyone think of any London Underground stations with the
letters T, O, S, E and R in their names (apart from Cannon
Street)?

walThamStOw cEntRal


Thanks!

--
message by Robin May, but you can call me Mr Smith.
Hello. I'm one of those "roaring fascists of the left wing".

Then and than are different words!



Preston Road

John Rowland November 11th 03 10:10 AM

An unusual request
 
"Robin May" wrote in message
.4...

I now need to get out with the camera and try taking
some photos of the various station signs.


If you're trying to make a composite image of a tube sign that says
"TOSSER", you need to consider the size and spacing. For best results, find
a combination of 6-letter station names which contain TOSER between them.
MORDEN and EUSTON are probably the easiest to get to from most places.
LEYTON and RUISLIP would also do (since "i"s are very narrow, Ruislip will
be spaced like a six letter word.)

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That's why my vehicle's the Piccadilly Line -
It's the size of a county and it comes every two and a half minutes



Sam Holloway November 11th 03 10:34 AM

An unusual request
 
On 11 Nov 2003 00:11:18 GMT, Robin May
wrote:
I now need to get out with the camera and try taking some photos of the
various station signs.


I assumed that's what you were thinking of. Would drawing it 'by hand'
not be sufficient? I've mocked up tube station signs (for various
reasons) before in Photoshop with a red circle, a blue bar and the
right font in white. (The 'old' Johnston font is commercially
available, and is what many of the station roundels are done with.
'New' Johnston is not at all available outside of LU/TfL as far as I
can see...)

Sam
--
Sam Holloway, Cambridge

Robin May November 11th 03 03:26 PM

An unusual request
 
"John Rowland" wrote the
following in:

"Robin May" wrote in message
.4...

I now need to get out with the camera and try taking
some photos of the various station signs.


If you're trying to make a composite image of a tube sign that
says "TOSSER", you need to consider the size and spacing. For best
results, find a combination of 6-letter station names which
contain TOSER between them.


I'd been thinking about that. I thought I'd definitely need to get one
station with all the necessary letters because colour, size and
lettering would vary slightly between stations. I'd assumed though that
once I'd gone to such a station I could play around with resizing the
letters and the finished word to make it fit the sign. Would other
factors prevent this from being effective? I might have a bit of
trouble with getting a nice looking match between the resolution of the
original photo and the resized lettering but if the difference isn't
too great or I resize the finished picture (lowering the resolution) I
thought this wouldn't be too much of a problem.

--
message by Robin May, but you can call me Mr Smith.
Hello. I'm one of those "roaring fascists of the left wing".

Then and than are different words!

Robin May November 11th 03 03:27 PM

An unusual request
 
Sam Holloway wrote the following in:


On 11 Nov 2003 00:11:18 GMT, Robin May
wrote:
I now need to get out with the camera and try taking some photos
of the various station signs.


I assumed that's what you were thinking of. Would drawing it 'by
hand' not be sufficient? I've mocked up tube station signs (for
various reasons) before in Photoshop with a red circle, a blue bar
and the right font in white. (The 'old' Johnston font is
commercially available, and is what many of the station roundels
are done with. 'New' Johnston is not at all available outside of
LU/TfL as far as I can see...)


I have got a mock up, but it's not quite as real as I'd like:

http://personal.lse.ac.uk/mayr/tubetossergif.gif

That's the small version, but the bigger version looks a bit dodgy.

--
message by Robin May, but you can call me Mr Smith.
Hello. I'm one of those "roaring fascists of the left wing".

Then and than are different words!

Angus Bryant November 11th 03 05:10 PM

An unusual request
 
"Robin May" wrote in message
.4...
Sam Holloway wrote the following in:


On 11 Nov 2003 00:11:18 GMT, Robin May
wrote:
I now need to get out with the camera and try taking some photos
of the various station signs.


I assumed that's what you were thinking of. Would drawing it 'by
hand' not be sufficient? I've mocked up tube station signs (for
various reasons) before in Photoshop with a red circle, a blue bar
and the right font in white. (The 'old' Johnston font is
commercially available, and is what many of the station roundels
are done with. 'New' Johnston is not at all available outside of
LU/TfL as far as I can see...)


I have got a mock up, but it's not quite as real as I'd like:

http://personal.lse.ac.uk/mayr/tubetossergif.gif

That's the small version, but the bigger version looks a bit dodgy.


If you want fonts, then dafonts seems to offer a reasonable free one:

http://www.dafont.com/en/search.php?nq=1&q=london+tube

Angus



Sam Holloway November 11th 03 06:07 PM

An unusual request
 
On 11 Nov 2003 16:27:39 GMT, Robin May
wrote:
Sam Holloway wrote the following in:

I assumed that's what you were thinking of. Would drawing it 'by
hand' not be sufficient? I've mocked up tube station signs (for
various reasons) before in Photoshop with a red circle, a blue bar
and the right font in white. (The 'old' Johnston font is
commercially available, and is what many of the station roundels
are done with. 'New' Johnston is not at all available outside of
LU/TfL as far as I can see...)


I have got a mock up, but it's not quite as real as I'd like:

http://personal.lse.ac.uk/mayr/tubetossergif.gif

That's the small version, but the bigger version looks a bit dodgy.


Here's my attempt from my template. (File will be available for the
next few days...)

http://www.samholloway.co.uk/tosser.gif

(if this was a cunning joke to get someone to post an URL that makes
them sound stupid, you've just won) :-)

The colours are directly taken from colours on TfL's website so they
should match well. If that's good enough for your needs, then by all
means download and use it (and if you need a different size or format,
let me know), otherwise I look forward to seeing the photo-montage
version!

Sam
--
Sam Holloway, Cambridge

Robin May November 11th 03 09:21 PM

An unusual request
 
Sam Holloway wrote the following in:


Here's my attempt from my template. (File will be available for
the next few days...)

http://www.samholloway.co.uk/tosser.gif


Ooh, that's very very good. Thank you very much.

(if this was a cunning joke to get someone to post an URL that
makes them sound stupid, you've just won) :-)


Nah, I beat you by posting one myself first!

The colours are directly taken from colours on TfL's website so
they should match well. If that's good enough for your needs, then
by all means download and use it (and if you need a different size
or format, let me know), otherwise I look forward to seeing the
photo-montage version!


It's definitely very real and proper looking, but I think I'll still
give the photo-montage a go. After all, I've got a list of all these
suitable stations now and it'd be a shame not to see what it'll look
like if I do try it.

--
message by Robin May, but you can call me Mr Smith.
Hello. I'm one of those "roaring fascists of the left wing".

Then and than are different words!

John Rowland November 12th 03 12:49 AM

An unusual request
 
"Sam Holloway" wrote in message
...

Here's my attempt from my template. (File will be
available for the next few days...)

http://www.samholloway.co.uk/tosser.gif


I don't want to criticise, oh okay, I do... I think the red circle is too
thin.

--
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Transport Plans for the London Area, updated 2001
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acro...69/tpftla.html
A man's vehicle is a symbol of his manhood.
That's why my vehicle's the Piccadilly Line -
It's the size of a county and it comes every two and a half minutes



Mark Brader November 12th 03 04:56 AM

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Peter Smyth:
Can anyone find the two stations which contain the letters "******S"?


Easy, even without computer assistance, if you guess to look at stations
starting with K or W. Kew Gardens, Westbourne Park.
--
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| -- Lord Kelvin

Sam Holloway November 12th 03 09:17 AM

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On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 01:49:55 -0000, "John Rowland"
wrote:

"Sam Holloway" wrote in message
.. .

Here's my attempt from my template. (File will be
available for the next few days...)

http://www.samholloway.co.uk/tosser.gif


I don't want to criticise, oh okay, I do... I think the red circle is too
thin.


Yes, I agree. While I attempted to accurately match the colours and
font, I didn't have sufficient time to tweak the geometry of the
circle and bar. (The template was required for a meeting at short
notice - ok, not required, just looked nice on the presentation
handouts.) :-)

If I get a chance, I'll give it a tweak.

Sam
--
Sam Holloway, Cambridge

Sam Holloway November 12th 03 09:19 AM

An unusual request
 
On 11 Nov 2003 22:21:25 GMT, Robin May
wrote:
Sam Holloway wrote the following in:


Here's my attempt from my template. (File will be available for
the next few days...)

snippage

It's definitely very real and proper looking, but I think I'll still
give the photo-montage a go. After all, I've got a list of all these
suitable stations now and it'd be a shame not to see what it'll look
like if I do try it.


Definitely - I'd like to see how the photo montage comes out.

Some years ago I wanted the image of a roundel with my name in it, but
then again I'm fortunate in that my surname appears in full in one
station name, so in the end I just got a photo taken with me leaning
against the 'Road' part to obscure it. Very cheesy.

Sam
--
Sam Holloway, Cambridge

Kat November 12th 03 09:31 AM

An unusual request
 
In message , Sam Holloway
writes

Some years ago I wanted the image of a roundel with my name in it, but
then again I'm fortunate in that my surname appears in full in one
station name, so in the end I just got a photo taken with me leaning
against the 'Road' part to obscure it. Very cheesy.

You could have your pic taken outside the prison too....
--
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and get used to the idea - Robert A. Heinlein



Mike Bristow November 12th 03 10:02 AM

An unusual request
 
In article ,
Kat wrote:
In message , Sam Holloway
writes

Some years ago I wanted the image of a roundel with my name in it, but
then again I'm fortunate in that my surname appears in full in one
station name, so in the end I just got a photo taken with me leaning
against the 'Road' part to obscure it. Very cheesy.


You could have your pic taken outside the prison too....


For that, the cheesiness factor depends, in part, on what Sam is short for.

--
Good night little fishey-wishes.... I've counted you, so no
sneaky eating each other.
-- FW (should I worry?)


Sam Holloway November 12th 03 12:19 PM

An unusual request
 
On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 11:02:07 +0000 (UTC), Mike Bristow
wrote:
In article ,
Kat wrote:
In message , Sam Holloway
writes

Some years ago I wanted the image of a roundel with my name in it, but
then again I'm fortunate in that my surname appears in full in one
station name, so in the end I just got a photo taken with me leaning
against the 'Road' part to obscure it. Very cheesy.


You could have your pic taken outside the prison too....


For that, the cheesiness factor depends, in part, on what Sam is short for.


Good point grin. I'm a Samuel. :-)

Sam
--
Sam Holloway, Cambridge

Dr John Stockton November 12th 03 03:35 PM

An unusual request
 
JRS: In article , seen in
news:uk.transport.london, Mark Brader posted at Wed, 12
Nov 2003 05:56:53 :-

Easy, even without computer assistance, if you guess to look at stations
starting with K or W. Kew Gardens, Westbourne Park.


Have you considered the significance of Stamford Brook & Wimbledon Park?

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Dave Newt November 12th 03 07:07 PM

An unusual request
 
Sam Holloway wrote:

On 11 Nov 2003 22:21:25 GMT, Robin May
wrote:
Sam Holloway wrote the following in:


Here's my attempt from my template. (File will be available for
the next few days...)

snippage

It's definitely very real and proper looking, but I think I'll still
give the photo-montage a go. After all, I've got a list of all these
suitable stations now and it'd be a shame not to see what it'll look
like if I do try it.


Definitely - I'd like to see how the photo montage comes out.

Some years ago I wanted the image of a roundel with my name in it, but
then again I'm fortunate in that my surname appears in full in one
station name, so in the end I just got a photo taken with me leaning
against the 'Road' part to obscure it. Very cheesy.


Whoever you are making the TOSSER sign for, couldn't you just do the
same as the above by standing in front of the ARSENAL sign instead? :-)

dave

Steve Dulieu November 12th 03 08:17 PM

An unusual request
 

"Dave Newt" wrote in message
...
Sam Holloway wrote:

On 11 Nov 2003 22:21:25 GMT, Robin May
wrote:
Sam Holloway wrote the following in:


Here's my attempt from my template. (File will be available for
the next few days...)

snippage

It's definitely very real and proper looking, but I think I'll still
give the photo-montage a go. After all, I've got a list of all these
suitable stations now and it'd be a shame not to see what it'll look
like if I do try it.


Definitely - I'd like to see how the photo montage comes out.

Some years ago I wanted the image of a roundel with my name in it, but
then again I'm fortunate in that my surname appears in full in one
station name, so in the end I just got a photo taken with me leaning
against the 'Road' part to obscure it. Very cheesy.


Whoever you are making the TOSSER sign for, couldn't you just do the
same as the above by standing in front of the ARSENAL sign instead? :-)

Good game at the weekend, wern't it...;-)
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given us the platinum credit card...
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