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On Sun, 5 Jun 2005 16:32:49 +0100, "gay merrington"
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Recently Mayor Ken Livingston wanted to settle the dispute over the London
Eye by saying he'll take care of things himself if given control ......Does
that mean he'll add a congestion charge to every pod that has more than one
person in it much as he's done with the congestion charge in London?


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Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I typed
it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a
helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!
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On Sun, 5 Jun 2005 16:32:49 +0100, "gay merrington"
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Recently Mayor Ken Livingston wanted to settle the dispute over the

London
Eye by saying he'll take care of things himself if given control

.......Does
that mean he'll add a congestion charge to every pod that has more than

one
person in it much as he's done with the congestion charge in London?


How sweet! Did your Mummy and Daddy help you with that post, or did
you manage it all on your own?
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Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I typed
it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a
helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!
Glen


Especially the beer.
Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.


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Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I

typed
it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English aren't a
helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!
Glen


Especially the beer.
Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.



Both very close to f***ing water.


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On Wed, 8 Jun 2005, Miss L. Toe wrote:


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Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I
typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English
aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!


Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.


Both very close to f***ing water.


ITYM they're both ****ing close to water.

Of course, depends on who's in the punt with you, so YMMV.

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On Wed, 8 Jun 2005, Miss L. Toe wrote:


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Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when
I typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the
English aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!

Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.


Both very close to f***ing water.


ITYM they're both ****ing close to water.

Of course, depends on who's in the punt with you, so YMMV.


MRD

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I will explain if pressed, but that was probably what she said...


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On Wed, 8 Jun 2005, Miss L. Toe wrote:


"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
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"gay merrington" wrote in message
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Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I
typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English
aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!

Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.


Both very close to f***ing water.


ITYM they're both ****ing close to water.

Of course, depends on who's in the punt with you, so YMMV.


Actually, couldn't it work both ways? ****ing close to water does sound
more straight forward, but close to ****ing water sounds more like the Viz
profanisaurus entries you read - one slip and ****ing water is all you'll be
doing? Perhaps that would apply more to sex on a raft? Hmm - need to think
about this one.


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"Malaika" wrote in message
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"Tom Anderson" wrote in message
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On Wed, 8 Jun 2005, Miss L. Toe wrote:


"Geordie the Forgery" wrote in message
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"gay merrington" wrote in message
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Nope....BTW thanks for the help with the spelling you gave me when I
typed it up!Much appreciated!Never let it be said that the English
aren't a helpful lot....That's why I just love it here!

Especially the beer. Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.

Both very close to f***ing water.


ITYM they're both ****ing close to water.

Of course, depends on who's in the punt with you, so YMMV.


Actually, couldn't it work both ways? ****ing close to water does sound
more straight forward, but close to ****ing water sounds more like the Viz
profanisaurus entries you read - one slip and ****ing water is all you'll

be
doing? Perhaps that would apply more to sex on a raft? Hmm - need to

think
about this one.

We call that sort of beer Canoe....Both F'ing close to water
Glen


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Geez,I thought that was American beer where thier STRONG beer is still only
4% (light beer by British or Canadian standards) and light beer is only
2-3%.....Near-beer by anyone's standards!
Glen

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Especially the beer.
Mercan *beer* is like making love in a punt.



Both very close to f***ing water.




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