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Ian Jelf July 26th 03 04:41 PM

The Worst Tube Station in London....were is it...
 
In article , Huw
Roberts writes
Dave wrote in message
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ronnie biggs writes

Define 'worst'?

Ugliest? Smelliest? Most vandalised? Poorest service? Most
inaccessible to people with children in buggies? Hardest to pronounce?


Ugliest: Wembley Central.
Smelliest: Wembley Central.
Most vandalised? Wembley Central.
Inaccessible? Wembley Central.


And the most frightening. I've only used it once (I posted to utl
about the experience). It still frightens me to think about it.
--
Ian Jelf, MITG, Birmingham, UK
Registered "Blue Badge" Tourist Guide for
London & the Heart of England
http://www.bluebadge.demon.co.uk

Ian Jelf July 26th 03 04:43 PM

The Worst Tube Station in London....were is it...
 
In article , CJG
writes
In message , ronnie biggs
writes
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That would be all of the ones that are underground on the
Met/Hammersmith Lines. They are dirty and depressing places to wait for
trains.

I like Baker Street......
--
Ian Jelf, MITG, Birmingham, UK
Registered "Blue Badge" Tourist Guide for
London & the Heart of England
http://www.bluebadge.demon.co.uk

Ian Jelf July 26th 03 04:45 PM

The Worst Tube Station in London....were is it...
 
In article ,
writes
For a while there was one on our (country) station
"Toilets out of order.Please use opposite platform"
Which may not have been quite what they meant.


Meriden Parish Council once managed something similar with a sign which
proclaimed:

"Persons found defacing the Parish Council's bus shelter will have their
doings removed."

--
Ian Jelf, MITG, Birmingham, UK
Registered "Blue Badge" Tourist Guide for
London & the Heart of England
http://www.bluebadge.demon.co.uk

Cast_Iron July 26th 03 04:58 PM

The Worst Tube Station in London....were is it...
 
Ian Jelf wrote:
In article , Cast_Iron
writes

"Dave" wrote in message
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ronnie biggs writes

Define 'worst'?

Hardest to pronounce?

One of the best I heard of was "Keyapsiddy". Although it's
a street name rather than a station.


Okay, I'm probably being dense but I give up. What is it?
:-))


Cheapside.



Ian Jelf July 26th 03 05:49 PM

The Worst Tube Station in London....were is it...
 
In article , Cast_Iron
writes
Ian Jelf wrote:


Okay, I'm probably being dense but I give up. What is it?
:-))


Cheapside.


Thank you!
--
Ian Jelf, MITG, Birmingham, UK
Registered "Blue Badge" Tourist Guide for
London & the Heart of England
http://www.bluebadge.demon.co.uk

Steve Dulieu July 26th 03 06:21 PM

The Worst Tube Station in London....were is it...
 

"Dave" wrote in message
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ronnie biggs writes

Define 'worst'?

Ugliest? Smelliest? Most vandalised? Poorest service? Most
inaccessible to people with children in buggies? Hardest to pronounce?

You forgot "to work at" for which I'd like to nominate Arnos Grove (EB) on a
cold, wet, just on the edge of sleet November Friday evening at about 18:30
when the job's up the wall and the SDM at Earls Court has just decided in
his (or her) infinite wisdom to short-trip 3 Cocks on the spin then
erroneously pulled off the WB starter for the one that's supposed to go to
through and has to take a release, shutting us down for another 2
minutes...Oh the laughs and jolly badinage we have with the punters;-)
--
Cheers, Steve.
The opinions & veiws expressed in this post (probably) do not refect those
of my employer



Terry Harper July 26th 03 08:31 PM

The Worst Tube Station in London....were is it...
 
"Ian Jelf" wrote in message
...
In article , Cast_Iron
writes

One of the best I heard of was "Keyapsiddy". Although it's a street name
rather than a station.


Okay, I'm probably being dense but I give up. What is it? :-))


Try Cheapside.
--
Terry Harper
http://www.terry.harper.btinternet.co.uk/


John Rowland July 26th 03 08:53 PM

The Worst Tube Station in London....were is it...
 
"Grebbsy McLaren" wrote in message
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It was a dark and stormy night when John Rowland
spam.demon.co.uk wrote in article .
uk...
"Martin Underwood" wrote in message
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Chesham Bois (Chesh-um Boys)


Laced-up boots and corduroys?

Oi! That's my joke!


That explains why it wasn't as funny as my usual jokes!

--
John Rowland - Spamtrapped
Transport Plans for the London Area, updated 2001
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acro...69/tpftla.html
A man's vehicle is a symbol of his manhood.
That's why my vehicle's the Piccadilly Line -
It's the size of a county and it comes every two and a half minutes



John Rowland July 26th 03 09:08 PM

The Worst Tube Station in London....were is it...
 
"Ian Jelf" wrote in message
...
In article , Cast_Iron
writes
Ian Jelf wrote:

I give up. What is it?


Cheapside.


Thank you!


On a Jubilee Line train at Canning Town, a Japanese gentleman asked a member
of LU staff for "Dogoranda". It was only when the member of staff pointed
upwards that I understood.

--
John Rowland - Spamtrapped
Transport Plans for the London Area, updated 2001
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acro...69/tpftla.html
A man's vehicle is a symbol of his manhood.
That's why my vehicle's the Piccadilly Line -
It's the size of a county and it comes every two and a half minutes



Redonda July 26th 03 09:40 PM

The Worst Tube Station in London....were is it...
 
Dave wrote:
Robert Woolley writes
So which do you reckon is the hardest to pronounce?

For people whose first language is not English, the one with

GHTSBR
in the middle of its name.


Naah.

Gotta be
Leicester Square (Ly-cester Square) or
Maida Vale (Maddyah Valet)


Plaistow and Theydon Bois catch out quite a few of the locals - let
alone tourists.


If Plaistow is 'Plarstow' why isn't Paisley 'Parsley'?

--

Phil ,,,^.".^,,,




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