In article , Mark
Fry says...

"Whinging Courier" wrote in message
t...
In uk.transport.london, Mark Fry belched forth and ejected the
following:

A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside my flat
today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason they weren't
successful was because one of the neighbours shouted at them and this
prompted them to jump into a van ( white Volkswagen Van with small light
bar
attached to top rear, index RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

Any information leading to this very distinctive van or the 2 scrotes
driving it may lead to a reward.

A 125cc despatch bike, a sort of CG125 but ICBW

For the unknowing among you a Warrior is a Mitsubishi L200 pickup truck. I
would have at the very expected conor to have known that.

I did but it was more humourous to prolong the courier biker thread.


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Conor

Religion, ****ing people over for millennia.

"Conor" wrote in message
t...
In article , Mark
Fry says...

"Whinging Courier" wrote in message
t...
In uk.transport.london, Mark Fry belched forth and ejected the
following:

A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside my
flat
today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason they
weren't
successful was because one of the neighbours shouted at them and this
prompted them to jump into a van ( white Volkswagen Van with small
light
bar
attached to top rear, index RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

Any information leading to this very distinctive van or the 2 scrotes
driving it may lead to a reward.

A 125cc despatch bike, a sort of CG125 but ICBW

For the unknowing among you a Warrior is a Mitsubishi L200 pickup truck.
I
would have at the very expected conor to have known that.

I did but it was more humourous to prolong the courier biker thread.


--
Conor

Religion, ****ing people over for millennia.

Thanks big fella, I thought you would know...

And Mr Firth you are right it is a bag of ****e compared to the Discovery
that I part ex'd for it.
But it still doesn't give any little scrote the right to come and take it
off of me.....does it?
And it's my personal opinion that the law should be changed so that if I had
the good fortune to catch either or both of them I should be allowed to beat
them to within an inch of their life and then, amputate their fingers
followed by their hands.....they would never steal from anyone
else.....would they..

On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 18:53:25 -0000, Mark Fry wrote:

"Conor" wrote in message
t...
In article , Mark
Fry says...

"Whinging Courier" wrote in message
t...
In uk.transport.london, Mark Fry belched forth and ejected the
following:

A pair of scrotes tried to steal my beloved Warrior from outside my
flat
today in Blackheath London at about 14:30, the only reason they
weren't
successful was because one of the neighbours shouted at them and this
prompted them to jump into a van ( white Volkswagen Van with small
light
bar
attached to top rear, index RIB **** ) and leave rather sharply.

Any information leading to this very distinctive van or the 2 scrotes
driving it may lead to a reward.

A 125cc despatch bike, a sort of CG125 but ICBW

For the unknowing among you a Warrior is a Mitsubishi L200 pickup truck.
I
would have at the very expected conor to have known that.

I did but it was more humourous to prolong the courier biker thread.


--
Conor

Religion, ****ing people over for millennia.

Thanks big fella, I thought you would know...

And Mr Firth you are right it is a bag of ****e compared to the Discovery
that I part ex'd for it.
But it still doesn't give any little scrote the right to come and take it
off of me.....does it?
And it's my personal opinion that the law should be changed so that if I had
the good fortune to catch either or both of them I should be allowed to beat
them to within an inch of their life and then, amputate their fingers
followed by their hands.....they would never steal from anyone
else.....would they..

You can always convert to Islam and go live in Saudi Arabia if that's how
you want to live.

In article , Mark
Fry says...

Thanks big fella, I thought you would know...

YEah...I've had a mate banging on about them seince they came out. He's
not short of a bob and I just wish he'd go bloody buy one then I'd only
have a weeks worth of crap to listen to.



--
Conor

Religion, ****ing people over for millennia.

Mark Fry ) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

And Mr Firth you are right it is a bag of ****e compared to the
Discovery that I part ex'd for it.
But it still doesn't give any little scrote the right to come and take
it off of me.....does it?

It's insured, isn't it?

They'd be doing you a favour.

"Adrian" wrote in message
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Mark Fry ) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

And Mr Firth you are right it is a bag of ****e compared to the
Discovery that I part ex'd for it.
But it still doesn't give any little scrote the right to come and take
it off of me.....does it?

It's insured, isn't it?

They'd be doing you a favour.

You're right it's insured, but how does that justify some scrote, pair of
scrotes for that matter stealing it.

And just how would they be doing me a favour? The insurance premium would
increase, then there's the inconvenience of getting to and from work every
day by public transport while the insurance co. try and pay me less than the
vehicles true value, or the cost and time of trying to replace it with
something similar?

So, please feel free enlighten me, other than that you could always to back
to the village that you escaped from.

Because some village has lost it idiot and I think I know just where he
might be!