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[email protected] August 3rd 09 08:56 AM

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Had to get the tube this morning. Oh joy. Noticed on the piccadilly line
southbound at holborn that a nice new matrix display had appeared. Almost
completely obscured for most of the length of the platform by a nice new
video projector. That arrangement takes a special type of ****wit to sort out.

Got a westbound central terminating at white city, next train behind was 12
minutes away. Train gets to white city, the westbound waiting in the other
platform waits until our trains stops, we get out and it then closes its doors
in our face and ****s off. So thanks to whoever was the drooling retard in the
cab for that thoughtful quick exit.

B2003



Ian F. August 3rd 09 09:00 AM

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wrote in message ...

Got a westbound central terminating at white city, next train behind was
12
minutes away. Train gets to white city, the westbound waiting in the other
platform waits until our trains stops, we get out and it then closes its
doors
in our face and ****s off. So thanks to whoever was the drooling retard in
the
cab for that thoughtful quick exit.


That's a regular occurrence at Kennington. They do it on purpose. ****ing
arseholes.

Ian


James Farrar August 4th 09 08:04 AM

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Your post contradicts the subject line.

[email protected] August 4th 09 08:50 AM

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On 4 Aug 2009 08:04:55 GMT
James Farrar wrote:


Your post contradicts the subject line.


Care to explain?

B2003


[email protected] August 4th 09 11:27 AM

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In article , () wrote:

On 4 Aug 2009 08:04:55 GMT
James Farrar wrote:

Your post contradicts the subject line.


Care to explain?


Oh dear!

--
Colin Rosenstiel

[email protected] August 4th 09 01:20 PM

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On Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:27:10 -0500
wrote:


In article ,
() wrote:

On 4 Aug 2009 08:04:55 GMT
James Farrar wrote:

Your post contradicts the subject line.


Care to explain?


Oh dear!


So the things I posted - the blocked dot matrix indicator and the driver not
bothering to wait - were indicative of high intellect on the part of the staff
then?

Hmm , interesting.

B2003


[email protected] August 4th 09 02:26 PM

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On Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:29:52 +0100
Paul Corfield wrote:
I suspect people are referring to the lack of an apostrophe in your
message title.


Picking up on minor points of grammar - the last resort of the terminally
stupid who have nothing else to say.

Still it was nice to have you back moaning about LUL. Sensible views
about bendy buses came as an enormous shock.


Normal service is now resumed.

B2003


[email protected] August 4th 09 07:31 PM

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In article , () wrote:

On Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:27:10 -0500
wrote:

In article ,
() wrote:

On 4 Aug 2009 08:04:55 GMT
James Farrar wrote:

Your post contradicts the subject line.

Care to explain?


Oh dear!


So the things I posted - the blocked dot matrix indicator and the
driver not bothering to wait - were indicative of high intellect on
the part of the staff then?

Hmm , interesting.


It's the way you tell 'em!

--
Colin Rosenstiel

[email protected] August 4th 09 07:51 PM

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On Aug 4, 8:31�pm, wrote:
In article , () wrote:
On Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:27:10 -0500 wrote:


In article , () wrote:


On 4 Aug 2009 08:04:55 GMT
James Farrar wrote:


Your post contradicts the subject line.


Care to explain?


Oh dear!


So the things I posted - the blocked dot matrix indicator and the
driver not bothering to wait - were indicative of high intellect on
the part of the staff then?


Hmm , interesting.


It's the way you tell 'em!

--
Colin Rosenstiel- Hide quoted text -

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Admittedly, I am often the first to point out the grammatical mistakes
of others, but this should not be allowed to obscure the valid point
being made by Boltar about L.U.L. and its staff. Any organisation
that has room in its ranks for the likes of Bob Crowe is fatally
flawed.

But, more to the point, about bloody-minded staff: a few weeks ago, a
particularly bolshie specimen was in charge of a Westbound, late-night
District Line train. All along the route, from Temple to Earl's Court,
the train had been advertised as an Ealing Broadway train.

At Earl's Court, the driver announced "This train is now calling at
all stations to Parson's Green" - as the doors were closing!

He must have got a particularly big hard-on when he saw literally
hundreds of passengers getting out at West Brompton, in a particularly
heavy rain shower.

Marc.

[email protected] August 4th 09 09:24 PM

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In article
,
() wrote:

On Aug 4, 8:31_pm, wrote:
In article , () wrote:
On Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:27:10 -0500
wrote:


In article , ()
wrote:


On 4 Aug 2009 08:04:55 GMT
James Farrar wrote:


Your post contradicts the subject line.


Care to explain?


Oh dear!


So the things I posted - the blocked dot matrix indicator and the
driver not bothering to wait - were indicative of high intellect on
the part of the staff then?


Hmm , interesting.


It's the way you tell 'em!


Admittedly, I am often the first to point out the grammatical mistakes
of others, but this should not be allowed to obscure the valid point
being made by Boltar about L.U.L. and its staff. Any organisation
that has room in its ranks for the likes of Bob Crowe is fatally flawed.

But, more to the point, about bloody-minded staff: a few weeks ago, a
particularly bolshie specimen was in charge of a Westbound, late-night
District Line train. All along the route, from Temple to Earl's Court,
the train had been advertised as an Ealing Broadway train.

At Earl's Court, the driver announced "This train is now calling at
all stations to Parson's Green" - as the doors were closing!

He must have got a particularly big hard-on when he saw literally
hundreds of passengers getting out at West Brompton, in a particularly
heavy rain shower.


I'm surprised no-one pulled the emergency alarm at Earl's Court!

--
Colin Rosenstiel

MIG August 5th 09 06:23 AM

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On 4 Aug, 23:03, Paul Corfield wrote:
On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 12:51:56 -0700 (PDT), "

wrote:
Admittedly, I am often the first to point out the grammatical mistakes
of others, but this should not be allowed to obscure the valid point
being made by Boltar about *L.U.L. and its staff. Any organisation
that has room in its ranks for the likes of Bob Crowe is fatally
flawed.


You think Bob Crow is a LUL employee? *I think you'll find he's a full
time union employee and LUL has little choice put to deal with his union
in collective bargaining. The other point here is that he is simply the
figurehead - it is the union exec who take the decisions re settlements
etc.


There's been a bit of a shortage of gratuitous abuse of Bob Crow
lately, so this was probably just redressing the balance. Have you
noticed what he's done to the weather lately?

[email protected] August 5th 09 08:12 AM

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On Aug 5, 7:23�am, MIG wrote:
On 4 Aug, 23:03, Paul Corfield wrote:

On Tue, 4 Aug 2009 12:51:56 -0700 (PDT), "


wrote:
Admittedly, I am often the first to point out the grammatical mistakes
of others, but this should not be allowed to obscure the valid point
being made by Boltar about �L.U.L. and its staff. Any organisation
that has room in its ranks for the likes of Bob Crowe is fatally
flawed.


You think Bob Crow is a LUL employee? �I think you'll find he's a full
time union employee and LUL has little choice put to deal with his union
in collective bargaining. The other point here is that he is simply the
figurehead - it is the union exec who take the decisions re settlements
etc.


There's been a bit of a shortage of gratuitous abuse of Bob Crow
lately, so this was probably just redressing the balance. �Have you
noticed what he's done to the weather lately?


I dont't need to invent nonsense regarding Bob Crowe - his own idiocy
is more than enough for me. Obviously, the late Peter Sellers had
imagined him, several decades in advance, when he played the union
leader in "I'm Alright Jack". But there is a difference - that
character had at least an appearance of learning and intelligence,
characteristics so patently lacking in Crowe.

"Gratuitous" suggests "uncalled for". I beg to differ. Indeed, Crowe
is a rare example of someone being a parody of himself.


Marc.

Bruce[_2_] August 5th 09 08:32 AM

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On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 01:12:14 -0700 (PDT), "
wrote:
I dont't need to invent nonsense regarding Bob Crowe - his own idiocy
is more than enough for me. Obviously, the late Peter Sellers had
imagined him, several decades in advance, when he played the union
leader in "I'm Alright Jack". But there is a difference - that
character had at least an appearance of learning and intelligence,
characteristics so patently lacking in Crowe.

"Gratuitous" suggests "uncalled for". I beg to differ. Indeed, Crowe
is a rare example of someone being a parody of himself.



This "Bob Crowe" character sounds appalling.

Is he any relation to Bob Crow*, the leader of the RMT union?


*When ranting on about an individual's "appearance of learning and
intelligence", or lack of it, wouldn't it look better is you used
whatever learning and intelligence you have yourself and spelt the
person's name correctly?



[email protected] August 5th 09 08:47 AM

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In article
,
(MIG) wrote:

There's been a bit of a shortage of gratuitous abuse of Bob Crow
lately, so this was probably just redressing the balance. Have you
noticed what he's done to the weather lately?


You obviously can't have been near too many National Express East Anglia
would-be passengers recently, then!

--
Colin Rosenstiel

[email protected] August 5th 09 09:07 AM

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On Tue, 04 Aug 2009 16:24:03 -0500
wrote:
I'm surprised no-one pulled the emergency alarm at Earl's Court!


I did something similar-ish about 3 years ago but on a Thameslink train. Got
on at City Thameslink to go to Farringdon (it was raining and its a 10 min slog
on foot). Doors closed and off we went - to the end of the platform, where
theres another signal for reasons best known to National Rail where we stopped
and the driver announced some problem ahead. Why he couldn't have just stayed
further down the platform with the doors open christ knows. After 20 mins I
actually knocked on the drivers door asking if he could open the doors - no,
he wouldn't not even selectively appearently because we were one friggin set
of doors past the official end of the platform (not the actual end mind you).
So I thought **** you pal, went down the carraige , pulled the emergency door
release and got off. Cue shouting from arsehole in cab. Gave him 2 fingers
and walked out the station. Stupid jobsworth ****. Felt good though :)

B2003


Recliner[_2_] August 5th 09 09:19 AM

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wrote in message



I dont't need to invent nonsense regarding Bob Crowe - his own idiocy
is more than enough for me.


Bob Crow may be odious, but he's certainly not an idiot. He's well paid,
probably popular with his members (for whom he delivers increased wages
and holidays on fine days when there's good sport on the telly) and is
possibly the best known trade unionist in Britain. I suppose he's the
communist equivalent of Michael O'Leary, who is also very successful in
what he sets out to do.



[email protected] August 5th 09 09:28 AM

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On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 10:19:17 +0100
"Recliner" wrote:
Bob Crow may be odious, but he's certainly not an idiot. He's well paid,
probably popular with his members (for whom he delivers increased wages
and holidays on fine days when there's good sport on the telly) and is
possibly the best known trade unionist in Britain. I suppose he's the
communist equivalent of Michael O'Leary, who is also very successful in
what he sets out to do.


Bob Crowe isn't the only problem - the union "members" are too. Theres far
too many militant idiots who seem to think they deserve endless payrises
and unjustifiable conditions of work and constantly vote to go on strike.
Reality should be introduced into the rail industry with the idea of a job
for life firmly booted into touch. All new workers in the industry should
be hired on a rolling contract basis - no more permanent employment. And if
they cause trouble or don't want to do their jobs then the contract isn't
renewed and someone else from the 3 million unemployed in this country
takes their place.

B2003


John B August 5th 09 10:27 AM

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On Aug 5, 10:28*am, wrote:
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 10:19:17 +0100

"Recliner" wrote:
Bob Crow may be odious, but he's certainly not an idiot. He's well paid,
probably popular with his members (for whom he delivers increased wages
and holidays on fine days when there's good sport on the telly) and is
possibly the best known trade unionist in Britain. I suppose he's the
communist equivalent of Michael O'Leary, who is also very successful in
what he sets out to do.


Bob Crowe isn't the only problem - the union "members" are too. Theres far
too many militant idiots who seem to think they deserve endless payrises
and unjustifiable conditions of work and constantly vote to go on strike.
Reality should be introduced into the rail industry with the idea of a job
for life firmly booted into touch. All new workers in the industry should
be hired on a rolling contract basis - no more permanent employment. And if
they cause trouble or don't want to do their jobs then the contract isn't
renewed and someone else from the 3 million unemployed in this country
takes their place.


And your proposal to get there from where we are now without having
months of 'no trains at all' is...?

--
John Band
john at johnband dot org
www.johnband.org

[email protected] August 5th 09 10:35 AM

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On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 03:27:31 -0700 (PDT)
John B wrote:
And your proposal to get there from where we are now without having
months of 'no trains at all' is...?


Don't know. I guess it depends how much fuss the unions would make about
non unionised contractors slowly replacing their members through natural
wastage when they retire or leave. There might even be some union members
who'd be happy to switch to contracting - as in other areas of work - the
contract rates were significantly higher than the permi rates. And once you
get to a certain percentage of contract staff you've got the unions over a
barrel.

B2003


Recliner[_2_] August 5th 09 10:47 AM

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wrote in message
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 03:27:31 -0700 (PDT)
John B wrote:
And your proposal to get there from where we are now without having
months of 'no trains at all' is...?


Don't know. I guess it depends how much fuss the unions would make
about non unionised contractors slowly replacing their members
through natural wastage when they retire or leave. There might even
be some union members who'd be happy to switch to contracting - as in
other areas of work - the contract rates were significantly higher
than the permi rates. And once you get to a certain percentage of
contract staff you've got the unions over a barrel.


You usually need to do something more dramatic than that. Reagan dealt
with striking air traffic controllers by sacking them all, but US
aviation was disrupted for quite a while before they could be fully
replaced (air force controllers could only provide a partial, short-term
substitute). Murdoch defeated the Fleet Street printing unions, but he
had to build a complete new production plant in Wapping, and still had
battles with the unions for years. Thatcher dealt with the mining unions
by shutting down the pits.

I can't see how the railways could do anything like that these days.
Privatisation was meant to weaken the railway unions, and maybe it has
in parts, but train drivers still strike. However, at least we no longer
have nationwide rail strikes.



MIG August 5th 09 12:24 PM

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On 5 Aug, 10:28, wrote:
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 10:19:17 +0100

"Recliner" wrote:
Bob Crow may be odious, but he's certainly not an idiot. He's well paid,
probably popular with his members (for whom he delivers increased wages
and holidays on fine days when there's good sport on the telly) and is
possibly the best known trade unionist in Britain. I suppose he's the
communist equivalent of Michael O'Leary, who is also very successful in
what he sets out to do.


Bob Crowe isn't the only problem - the union "members" are too. Theres far
too many militant idiots who seem to think they deserve endless payrises
and unjustifiable conditions of work and constantly vote to go on strike.
Reality should be introduced into the rail industry with the idea of a job
for life firmly booted into touch. All new workers in the industry should
be hired on a rolling contract basis - no more permanent employment. And if
they cause trouble or don't want to do their jobs then the contract isn't
renewed and someone else from the 3 million unemployed in this country
takes their place.

B2003


The bankers and company directors have the entire establishment
ensuring that they continue to receive huge pay rises, jobs for life,
bonuses that disguise their true salaries and all the other benefits
of being the right sort of chap.

The wrong sort of chaps have nothing but the unions, for which they
have to pay membership fees, and which usually fail anyway, because
their leaders are bought off by the right sort of chaps.

It seems to me that the objection isn't to people looking after their
own interests, but to the concept of the wrong sort of chaps being in
a position to do so.

MIG August 5th 09 12:27 PM

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On 5 Aug, 09:47, wrote:
In article
,

(MIG) wrote:
There's been a bit of a shortage of gratuitous abuse of Bob Crow
lately, so this was probably just redressing the balance. *Have you
noticed what he's done to the weather lately?


You obviously can't have been near too many National Express East Anglia
would-be passengers recently, then!


I meant in this group.

However, the situation has now been rectified.

[email protected] August 5th 09 12:56 PM

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On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 05:24:08 -0700 (PDT)
MIG wrote:
The bankers and company directors have the entire establishment
ensuring that they continue to receive huge pay rises, jobs for life,
bonuses that disguise their true salaries and all the other benefits
of being the right sort of chap.

The wrong sort of chaps have nothing but the unions, for which they
have to pay membership fees, and which usually fail anyway, because
their leaders are bought off by the right sort of chaps.


Damn , and I forgot my violin...

It seems to me that the objection isn't to people looking after their
own interests, but to the concept of the wrong sort of chaps being in
a position to do so.


The 1970s called ,they want their rhetoric back.

I don't see any difference between high up bankers and the unions. They both
have others by the balls and expect unrealistic settlements for doing a
lousy job or less work. At least the bankers can be let go at the end of
their contracts however , golden payoff or not, and the whole bank doesn't
go on strike because of it.

B2003


MIG August 5th 09 02:14 PM

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On 5 Aug, 13:56, wrote:
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 05:24:08 -0700 (PDT)

MIG wrote:
The bankers and company directors have the entire establishment
ensuring that they continue to receive huge pay rises, jobs for life,
bonuses that disguise their true salaries and all the other benefits
of being the right sort of chap.


The wrong sort of chaps have nothing but the unions, for which they
have to pay membership fees, and which usually fail anyway, because
their leaders are bought off by the right sort of chaps.


Damn , and I forgot my violin...

It seems to me that the objection isn't to people looking after their
own interests, but to the concept of the wrong sort of chaps being in
a position to do so.


The 1970s called ,they want their rhetoric back.

I don't see any difference between high up bankers and the unions.


Where does one start?

Size of resources and representation in all parts of the establishment
are worth considering.

They both
have others by the balls and expect unrealistic settlements for doing a
lousy job or less work.


No; bankers just take bets on other people's work. RMT members do
actually do a job (even if you don't like the way they do it) and
create the wealth that the bankers take bets on.

At least the bankers can be let go at the end of
their contracts however , golden payoff or not, and the whole bank doesn't
go on strike because of it.

B2003



[email protected] August 5th 09 02:28 PM

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On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 07:14:34 -0700 (PDT)
MIG wrote:
No; bankers just take bets on other people's work. RMT members do
actually do a job (even if you don't like the way they do it) and
create the wealth that the bankers take bets on.


I'm sorry , is that some kind of joke, RMT members creating wealth? Since
when? Their pay comes from a mix of taxation and money from the public. How
is that creating any wealth? At least traders and bankers can do deals to
bring in money from abroad into this country by various means.

B2003


Bruce[_2_] August 5th 09 02:38 PM

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On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 07:14:34 -0700 (PDT), MIG
wrote:

No; bankers just take bets on other people's work. RMT members do
actually do a job (even if you don't like the way they do it) and
create the wealth that the bankers take bets on.



What rubbish.

Banks provide finance for businesses that employ people. providing
them with jobs and prosperity. Without banks, the economy would grind
to a halt.

The economy has certainly slowed considerably over the last few months
as the banking problems took hold. Imagine how much worse it would
have been if the banks had been allowed to fail. We would have mass
unemployment.

As for trade unions such as RMT, they are parasites who extract more
money for less work by their members, and along with other trade
unions, maintain restrictive practices that act as a stranglehold on
British commerce.

In the short term, unions appear to be serving their members, but in
the long term, the economy would be far more successful without them.
There are more than enough labour laws in place to protect the basic
rights of workers - that was what unions were established to do, but
their job was done long ago.

If the trade unions closed down tomorrow, no-one would notice much
difference, except for the out of work fat cat union leaders such as
Bob Crow. If the banks closed down tomorrow, the economy would
collapse, with mass unemployment and severe deprivation for the whole
country.



Bruce[_2_] August 5th 09 02:41 PM

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On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 14:28:19 +0000 (UTC), wrote:

I'm sorry , is that some kind of joke, RMT members creating wealth? Since
when? Their pay comes from a mix of taxation and money from the public. How
is that creating any wealth?



The output of the companies they work for does contribute to GDP,
however the overall contribution to GDP must be far less than the cost
of expensively subsidising the rail industry. So, there is a negative
contribution to the economy, because the rail industry takes out so
much more than it puts back.


John B August 5th 09 04:01 PM

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On Aug 5, 3:28*pm, wrote:
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 07:14:34 -0700 (PDT)

MIG wrote:
No; bankers just take bets on other people's work. *RMT members do
actually do a job (even if you don't like the way they do it) and
create the wealth that the bankers take bets on.


I'm sorry , is that some kind of joke, RMT members creating wealth? Since
when? Their pay comes from a mix of taxation and money from the public. How
is that creating any wealth? At least traders and bankers can do deals to
bring in money from abroad into this country by various means.


That's a ridiculous fallacy.

Imagine a private school that makes a profit, because parents are
willing to pay for its excellent educational skills: is that creating
wealth? (clue: yes)

Now imagine the government nationalises said private school.

In the short term[*] it continues to do *exactly the same thing*, but
with the money paid out of taxation rather than in cash fees. In other
words, the school is providing exactly the same service to exactly the
same people. Has it magically stopped creating wealth? (clue: no).

The idea that only private sector jobs create wealth is an absurd
right-wing fallacy, which is obviously untrue to anyone who's thought
about it for more than 0.5 seconds.
[*] I'm even accepting, for argument's sake, the right-wing view that
the corrosive hand of the State will destroy all that's good and right
in the long term.

--
John Band
john at johnband dot org
www.johnband.org

MIG August 5th 09 04:12 PM

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On 5 Aug, 15:38, Bruce wrote:
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 07:14:34 -0700 (PDT), MIG

wrote:

No; bankers just take bets on other people's work. *RMT members do
actually do a job (even if you don't like the way they do it) and
create the wealth that the bankers take bets on.


What rubbish. *

Banks provide finance for businesses that employ people. providing
them with jobs and prosperity. *Without banks, the economy would grind
to a halt.

The economy has certainly slowed considerably over the last few months
as the banking problems took hold. *Imagine how much worse it would
have been if the banks had been allowed to fail. *We would have mass
unemployment.

As for trade unions such as RMT, they are parasites who extract more
money for less work by their members, and along with other trade
unions, maintain restrictive practices that act as a stranglehold on
British commerce. *

In the short term, unions appear to be serving their members, but in
the long term, the economy would be far more successful without them.
There are more than enough labour laws in place to protect the basic
rights of workers - that was what unions were established to do, but
their job was done long ago.

If the trade unions closed down tomorrow, no-one would notice much
difference, except for the out of work fat cat union leaders such as
Bob Crow. *If the banks closed down tomorrow, the economy would
collapse, with mass unemployment and severe deprivation for the whole
country.


I was comparing the operation of railways with stock market trading.

One is doing a job, and the other is gambling.

I should have been clearer that by "banker" I wasn't referring to the
many thousands of people who do jobs involved in the transfer of money
etc, which is a service that should probably be nationalised, along
with the railways.

I wish I had your faith in how long any kind of employment rights
would continue without unions.

[email protected] August 5th 09 04:13 PM

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On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 09:01:06 -0700 (PDT)
John B wrote:
I'm sorry , is that some kind of joke, RMT members creating wealth? Since
when? Their pay comes from a mix of taxation and money from the public. H=

ow
is that creating any wealth? At least traders and bankers can do deals to
bring in money from abroad into this country by various means.


That's a ridiculous fallacy.

Imagine a private school that makes a profit, because parents are
willing to pay for its excellent educational skills: is that creating
wealth? (clue: yes)


Well it depends on how you define "creating wealth" really doesn't it. If for
you all it means is money going in circles - A pays B , B pays C , C pays A etc
then fine, but for me it means increasing the average money in the economy
based on a measurement against an external source (ie just printing money
won't do it because then the value of your currency drops). And the only
way that can be done is with exports or making money on financial transactions
with foreign parties and the like.

B2003



Bruce[_2_] August 5th 09 05:29 PM

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On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 09:12:21 -0700 (PDT), MIG
wrote:

I should have been clearer that by "banker" I wasn't referring to the
many thousands of people who do jobs involved in the transfer of money
etc, which is a service that should probably be nationalised, along
with the railways.



Perhaps you didn't notice, but most of the UK banks have been
nationalised and now belong to us, the taxpayers. Do keep up.


I wish I had your faith in how long any kind of employment rights
would continue without unions.



It's about putting your faith in the rule of law, rather than mob rule
by some particularly disgusting specimens of the lowest form of human
life, a.k.a. leaders of unions such as the RMT.



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MIG August 5th 09 08:36 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
On 5 Aug, 18:29, Bruce wrote:
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 09:12:21 -0700 (PDT), MIG

wrote:

I should have been clearer that by "banker" I wasn't referring to the
many thousands of people who do jobs involved in the transfer of money
etc, which is a service that should probably be nationalised, along
with the railways.


Perhaps you didn't notice, but most of the UK banks have been
nationalised and now belong to us, the taxpayers. *Do keep up.

I wish I had your faith in how long any kind of employment rights
would continue without unions.


It's about putting your faith in the rule of law, rather than mob rule
by some particularly disgusting specimens of the lowest form of human
life, a.k.a. leaders of unions such as the RMT.


Unions campaign for laws to be a certain way. Why would they bother
if they didn't put faith in the law?

Laws can be changed. We have (legal) employment rights because unions
have campaigned for them. They can be taken away again when employers
campaign for strikes to be banned, health and safety, maternity leave,
holiday pay and sick pay to be abolished etc.

Or is acting within legislation that one has campaigned for "mob
rule"? So is any kind of lobbying in that case.

Bruce[_2_] August 5th 09 09:02 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 13:36:40 -0700 (PDT), MIG
wrote:

Unions campaign for laws to be a certain way. Why would they bother
if they didn't put faith in the law?

Laws can be changed. We have (legal) employment rights because unions
have campaigned for them. They can be taken away again when employers
campaign for strikes to be banned, health and safety, maternity leave,
holiday pay and sick pay to be abolished etc.



Rubbish. The most significant changes to Employment Law have come
from the EU, and British unions have had absolutely nothing to do with
them. In particular, the Paid Holiday Requirement, the Working Time
Regulations and various other health and safty legislation, all of it
originating from outside the UK and none of it having any input at all
from British unions.

Indeed, the British unions have connived with management in various
companies and workplaces to deny workers the benefit of this new
legislation, often for nothing in return other than the right to work
what are elsewhere considered dangerously excessive hours.

Over the years I have conducted many negotiations on behalf of my
employers with union leaders and their attitude has usually been all
about what's in it for them. And by "them", I don't mean the workers.

I have also been a member of a union and found it to be a waste of
time and money. I obtained far better deals by direct, personal
negotiation with top management.

There was a time when the unions had a major contribution to make to
many aspects of workplace welfare and social justice, peaking in the
1930s. Alas, those days have long gone and the unions are now just
parasites on the backs of the workers.


Just zis Guy, you know? August 5th 09 09:05 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
On Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:02:17 +0100, Bruce
wrote:

The most significant changes to Employment Law have come
from the EU, and British unions have had absolutely nothing to do with
them. In particular, the Paid Holiday Requirement, the Working Time
Regulations and various other health and safty legislation, all of it
originating from outside the UK and none of it having any input at all
from British unions.


I hink that's just a reflection of changing times. The unions
certainly had a significant impact before the mid-20th Century.

Guy
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Bruce[_2_] August 5th 09 09:22 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
On Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:05:35 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
wrote:

On Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:02:17 +0100, Bruce
wrote:

The most significant changes to Employment Law have come
from the EU, and British unions have had absolutely nothing to do with
them. In particular, the Paid Holiday Requirement, the Working Time
Regulations and various other health and safty legislation, all of it
originating from outside the UK and none of it having any input at all
from British unions.


I hink that's just a reflection of changing times. The unions
certainly had a significant impact before the mid-20th Century.



I said exactly that in the post to which you replied, but you chose
not to quote it!

You're welcome. ;-)


Arthur Figgis August 5th 09 09:53 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
Recliner wrote:

Privatisation was meant to weaken the railway unions, and maybe it has
in parts, but train drivers still strike. However, at least we no longer
have nationwide rail strikes.


Arguably privatisation - or at least fragmentation - has actually made
drivers stronger, as they can play off the employers to get a good deal.
Driver training is time consuming and expensive, so at least in the
recent past poaching someone else's drivers through better pay or
conditions was worth doing.

--
Arthur Figgis Surrey, UK

Arthur Figgis August 5th 09 09:58 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
John B wrote:
On Aug 5, 3:28 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 07:14:34 -0700 (PDT)

MIG wrote:
No; bankers just take bets on other people's work. RMT members do
actually do a job (even if you don't like the way they do it) and
create the wealth that the bankers take bets on.

I'm sorry , is that some kind of joke, RMT members creating wealth? Since
when? Their pay comes from a mix of taxation and money from the public. How
is that creating any wealth? At least traders and bankers can do deals to
bring in money from abroad into this country by various means.


That's a ridiculous fallacy.

Imagine a private school that makes a profit, because parents are
willing to pay for its excellent educational skills: is that creating
wealth? (clue: yes)


I'm not sure of the terminology used in this kind of thing, but is the
school creating wealth, or creating the ability to create wealth?

--
Arthur Figgis Surrey, UK

Just zis Guy, you know? August 5th 09 09:58 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
On Wed, 05 Aug 2009 22:22:25 +0100, Bruce
wrote:

I hink that's just a reflection of changing times. The unions
certainly had a significant impact before the mid-20th Century.


I said exactly that in the post to which you replied, but you chose
not to quote it!


Not quite. But if you are clarifying your former comment, effectively
adding a "currently" into the first para, then fair enough.

Guy
--
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk/urc | http://www.nohelmetlaw.org.uk/
"Nullius in Verba" - take no man's word for it.
- attr. Horace, chosen by John Evelyn for the Royal Society

Arthur Figgis August 5th 09 10:04 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
MIG wrote:
On 5 Aug, 10:28, wrote:
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 10:19:17 +0100

"Recliner" wrote:
Bob Crow may be odious, but he's certainly not an idiot. He's well paid,
probably popular with his members (for whom he delivers increased wages
and holidays on fine days when there's good sport on the telly) and is
possibly the best known trade unionist in Britain. I suppose he's the
communist equivalent of Michael O'Leary, who is also very successful in
what he sets out to do.

Bob Crowe isn't the only problem - the union "members" are too. Theres far
too many militant idiots who seem to think they deserve endless payrises
and unjustifiable conditions of work and constantly vote to go on strike.
Reality should be introduced into the rail industry with the idea of a job
for life firmly booted into touch. All new workers in the industry should
be hired on a rolling contract basis - no more permanent employment. And if
they cause trouble or don't want to do their jobs then the contract isn't
renewed and someone else from the 3 million unemployed in this country
takes their place.

B2003


The bankers and company directors have the entire establishment
ensuring that they continue to receive huge pay rises, jobs for life,


Jobs for life in banking? Not seen a newspaper lately, I guess?

bonuses that disguise their true salaries and all the other benefits
of being the right sort of chap.

The wrong sort of chaps have nothing but the unions, for which they
have to pay membership fees, and which usually fail anyway, because
their leaders are bought off by the right sort of chaps.

It seems to me that the objection isn't to people looking after their
own interests, but to the concept of the wrong sort of chaps being in
a position to do so.


What are the wrong and right sort of chaps in your book?

--
Arthur Figgis Surrey, UK

Arthur Figgis August 5th 09 10:11 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
Bruce wrote:
On Wed, 5 Aug 2009 07:14:34 -0700 (PDT), MIG
wrote:
No; bankers just take bets on other people's work. RMT members do
actually do a job (even if you don't like the way they do it) and
create the wealth that the bankers take bets on.



What rubbish.

Banks provide finance for businesses that employ people. providing
them with jobs and prosperity. Without banks, the economy would grind
to a halt.

The economy has certainly slowed considerably over the last few months
as the banking problems took hold. Imagine how much worse it would
have been if the banks had been allowed to fail. We would have mass
unemployment.

As for trade unions such as RMT, they are parasites who extract more
money for less work by their members, and along with other trade
unions, maintain restrictive practices that act as a stranglehold on
British commerce.


OTOH, there are things like unions being able to provide better legal
support than an individual might otherwise be able to get in an
'emergency'. This seems to be particular reason for joining unions in
the rail industry, including amongst people who don't buy into the
politics. It makes it harder for a company to respond to an accident by
saying "we think Fred was at fault, no need to investigate further,
nothing to see here, move on now."

--
Arthur Figgis Surrey, UK


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