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[email protected] August 3rd 09 08:56 AM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
Had to get the tube this morning. Oh joy. Noticed on the piccadilly line
southbound at holborn that a nice new matrix display had appeared. Almost
completely obscured for most of the length of the platform by a nice new
video projector. That arrangement takes a special type of ****wit to sort out.

Got a westbound central terminating at white city, next train behind was 12
minutes away. Train gets to white city, the westbound waiting in the other
platform waits until our trains stops, we get out and it then closes its doors
in our face and ****s off. So thanks to whoever was the drooling retard in the
cab for that thoughtful quick exit.

B2003



Ian F. August 3rd 09 09:00 AM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
wrote in message ...

Got a westbound central terminating at white city, next train behind was
12
minutes away. Train gets to white city, the westbound waiting in the other
platform waits until our trains stops, we get out and it then closes its
doors
in our face and ****s off. So thanks to whoever was the drooling retard in
the
cab for that thoughtful quick exit.


That's a regular occurrence at Kennington. They do it on purpose. ****ing
arseholes.

Ian


James Farrar August 4th 09 08:04 AM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
Your post contradicts the subject line.

[email protected] August 4th 09 08:50 AM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
On 4 Aug 2009 08:04:55 GMT
James Farrar wrote:


Your post contradicts the subject line.


Care to explain?

B2003


[email protected] August 4th 09 11:27 AM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
In article , () wrote:

On 4 Aug 2009 08:04:55 GMT
James Farrar wrote:

Your post contradicts the subject line.


Care to explain?


Oh dear!

--
Colin Rosenstiel

[email protected] August 4th 09 01:20 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
On Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:27:10 -0500
wrote:


In article ,
() wrote:

On 4 Aug 2009 08:04:55 GMT
James Farrar wrote:

Your post contradicts the subject line.


Care to explain?


Oh dear!


So the things I posted - the blocked dot matrix indicator and the driver not
bothering to wait - were indicative of high intellect on the part of the staff
then?

Hmm , interesting.

B2003


[email protected] August 4th 09 02:26 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
On Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:29:52 +0100
Paul Corfield wrote:
I suspect people are referring to the lack of an apostrophe in your
message title.


Picking up on minor points of grammar - the last resort of the terminally
stupid who have nothing else to say.

Still it was nice to have you back moaning about LUL. Sensible views
about bendy buses came as an enormous shock.


Normal service is now resumed.

B2003


[email protected] August 4th 09 07:31 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
In article , () wrote:

On Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:27:10 -0500
wrote:

In article ,
() wrote:

On 4 Aug 2009 08:04:55 GMT
James Farrar wrote:

Your post contradicts the subject line.

Care to explain?


Oh dear!


So the things I posted - the blocked dot matrix indicator and the
driver not bothering to wait - were indicative of high intellect on
the part of the staff then?

Hmm , interesting.


It's the way you tell 'em!

--
Colin Rosenstiel

[email protected] August 4th 09 07:51 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
On Aug 4, 8:31�pm, wrote:
In article , () wrote:
On Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:27:10 -0500 wrote:


In article , () wrote:


On 4 Aug 2009 08:04:55 GMT
James Farrar wrote:


Your post contradicts the subject line.


Care to explain?


Oh dear!


So the things I posted - the blocked dot matrix indicator and the
driver not bothering to wait - were indicative of high intellect on
the part of the staff then?


Hmm , interesting.


It's the way you tell 'em!

--
Colin Rosenstiel- Hide quoted text -

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Admittedly, I am often the first to point out the grammatical mistakes
of others, but this should not be allowed to obscure the valid point
being made by Boltar about L.U.L. and its staff. Any organisation
that has room in its ranks for the likes of Bob Crowe is fatally
flawed.

But, more to the point, about bloody-minded staff: a few weeks ago, a
particularly bolshie specimen was in charge of a Westbound, late-night
District Line train. All along the route, from Temple to Earl's Court,
the train had been advertised as an Ealing Broadway train.

At Earl's Court, the driver announced "This train is now calling at
all stations to Parson's Green" - as the doors were closing!

He must have got a particularly big hard-on when he saw literally
hundreds of passengers getting out at West Brompton, in a particularly
heavy rain shower.

Marc.

[email protected] August 4th 09 09:24 PM

Theres nowt as dumb as LUL
 
In article
,
() wrote:

On Aug 4, 8:31_pm, wrote:
In article , () wrote:
On Tue, 04 Aug 2009 06:27:10 -0500
wrote:


In article , ()
wrote:


On 4 Aug 2009 08:04:55 GMT
James Farrar wrote:


Your post contradicts the subject line.


Care to explain?


Oh dear!


So the things I posted - the blocked dot matrix indicator and the
driver not bothering to wait - were indicative of high intellect on
the part of the staff then?


Hmm , interesting.


It's the way you tell 'em!


Admittedly, I am often the first to point out the grammatical mistakes
of others, but this should not be allowed to obscure the valid point
being made by Boltar about L.U.L. and its staff. Any organisation
that has room in its ranks for the likes of Bob Crowe is fatally flawed.

But, more to the point, about bloody-minded staff: a few weeks ago, a
particularly bolshie specimen was in charge of a Westbound, late-night
District Line train. All along the route, from Temple to Earl's Court,
the train had been advertised as an Ealing Broadway train.

At Earl's Court, the driver announced "This train is now calling at
all stations to Parson's Green" - as the doors were closing!

He must have got a particularly big hard-on when he saw literally
hundreds of passengers getting out at West Brompton, in a particularly
heavy rain shower.


I'm surprised no-one pulled the emergency alarm at Earl's Court!

--
Colin Rosenstiel


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