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"Stuart" wrote in message
... 11) Stand there for a bit wondering if it's safe to go through 12) Pass through the barrier .... or is it just me who comes across these idiots? Left handed ticket users can be hilarious. Some do a kind of contortion to use their left hand to insert the ticket. I even had one put the ticket in my slot on the next barrier to the left, which was nice of him :-) All these contortions and you can't help thinking how hard can it be to hold a ticket that weighs about 5 grams in your right hand ??!! -- Edward Cowling - London - UK |
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Edward Cowling wrote:
Left handed ticket users can be hilarious. Some do a kind of contortion to use their left hand to insert the ticket. I even had one put the ticket in my slot on the next barrier to the left, which was nice of him :-) All these contortions and you can't help thinking how hard can it be to hold a ticket that weighs about 5 grams in your right hand ??!! Right handed *******s are the ones I find infuriating, especially the stupid ****s that have the audacity to design systems like ticket barriers the wrong way round. I've absolutely no tolerance for right handed people, they're the most bigoted arrogant ****s you're ever likely to find on the underground. -- Ian Tindale |
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"Ian Tindale" wrote in message
... Edward Cowling wrote: Left handed ticket users can be hilarious. Some do a kind of contortion to use their left hand to insert the ticket. I even had one put the ticket in my slot on the next barrier to the left, which was nice of him :-) All these contortions and you can't help thinking how hard can it be to hold a ticket that weighs about 5 grams in your right hand ??!! Right handed *******s are the ones I find infuriating, especially the stupid ****s that have the audacity to design systems like ticket barriers the wrong way round. I've absolutely no tolerance for right handed people, they're the most bigoted arrogant ****s you're ever likely to find on the underground. Two points: - Right-handers are the majority, so it's not unreasonable that where a design has to be "handed", right-handed is chosen. - Why should an action such as holding a ticket be a "handed" operation? I'm sure as a right-hander I'd have no difficulty whatsoever holding a ticket in my left hand and feeding into a slot on the left side of the barrier if that's how the barriers were designed. Are left-handed people less ambidextrous (apart from skilled actions like writing) than right-handed people? |
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"Martin Underwood" wrote in message
s.com... - Why should an action such as holding a ticket be a "handed" operation? I'm sure as a right-hander I'd have no difficulty whatsoever holding a ticket in my left hand and feeding into a slot on the left side of the barrier if that's how the barriers were designed. Are left-handed people less ambidextrous (apart from skilled actions like writing) than right-handed people? To me it isn't a problem, I'm left handed, and can happily work a ticket gate with my right hand, I also do other things the right handed way, I use a computer mouse with the right. I believe it is also common for left handed people to hold a knife and fork wrong, with the knife in the left - not me though. Its these silly people who start requiring Left handed clocks that work backwards and such which make left handed people seem strange. |
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"Darren" ] wrote in message
... "Martin Underwood" wrote in message s.com... - Why should an action such as holding a ticket be a "handed" operation? I'm sure as a right-hander I'd have no difficulty whatsoever holding a ticket in my left hand and feeding into a slot on the left side of the barrier if that's how the barriers were designed. Are left-handed people less ambidextrous (apart from skilled actions like writing) than right-handed people? To me it isn't a problem, I'm left handed, and can happily work a ticket gate with my right hand, I also do other things the right handed way, I use a computer mouse with the right. I believe it is also common for left handed people to hold a knife and fork wrong, with the knife in the left - not me though. Its these silly people who start requiring Left handed clocks that work backwards and such which make left handed people seem strange. My mum is left-handed. But she was brought up to use her knife and fork in the conventional hands (ie knife in right hand) and to use a right-handed pair of scissors. All these actions are unskilled ones which don't require any great dexterity[*], unlike writing: she cannot write with her right hand to save her life, just as I cannot write with my left hand. For writing, she holds her pen in an exact mirror-image to a right-handed person (ie with the cap of the pen pointing over her left shoulder) unlike most left-handed people who hold it very awkwardly, facing away from them to the right, and with their wrists/little fingers above rather than below the line of writing. I've just tried using my computer mouse with my left hand. It feels ever so slightly odd, but I'm sure within a couple of minutes I'd be used to it. [*] Excuse the pun: I know that etymologically "dexterity" relates to the right hand! |
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In article , Darren
] writes Its these silly people who start requiring Left handed clocks that work backwards and such which make left handed people seem strange. Left-hand clocks are a joke. Scissors only work if held in the right hand. If you want ones for use in the left hand, they need to be constructed in a different way. If you're left-handed, you might find such scissors better for detailed work. -- Clive D.W. Feather, writing for himself | Home: Tel: +44 20 8495 6138 (work) | Web: http://www.davros.org Fax: +44 870 051 9937 | Work: Written on my laptop; please observe the Reply-To address |
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"Clive D. W. Feather" wrote in message
... In article , Darren ] writes Its these silly people who start requiring Left handed clocks that work backwards and such which make left handed people seem strange. Left-hand clocks are a joke. Scissors only work if held in the right hand. If you want ones for use in the left hand, they need to be constructed in a different way. If you're left-handed, you might find such scissors better for detailed work. I've tried using left-handed scissors with my left hand - felt a bit funny but soon got used to it. As I said earlier, I wonder if left-handers generally are more polarised to left-handedness and less ambidextrous than right-handers for non-precision tasks? On a related "handedness" issue, I knew someone who had great difficulty driving in mainland Europe becauase she expected the pedals and the arrangement of the gears on the gear lever to be mirror image in an LHD car - she couldn't get her brain around the fact that they were the same as in an RHD car. |
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Martin Underwood wrote:
As I said earlier, I wonder if left-handers generally are more polarised to left-handedness and less ambidextrous than right-handers for non-precision tasks? This seems to me to be rather unlikely, as left-handers have to adapt continually to the right-handedness of everyday objects, and should therefore become more ambidextrous than the average right-hander. Possibly resentment about this can lead to some left-handers deliberately (or subconsciously)limiting their apparent ambidexterity? -- Richard J. (to e-mail me, swap uk and yon in address) |
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JRS: In article , seen in
news:uk.transport.london, Clive D. W. Feather clive@on-the- train.demon.co.uk posted at Thu, 29 Apr 2004 18:41:56 : Scissors only work if held in the right hand. If you want ones for use in the left hand, they need to be constructed in a different way. If you're left-handed, you might find such scissors better for detailed work. I am right-handed. I've just tested a new pair of WHS scissors in my left hand, and they cut in the normal fashion (there is, of course, less dexterity). Those scissors have symmetrical handles. An ancient, and less sharp, pair, also cut properly when held left- handedly; but a little care is needed initially. -- © John Stockton, Surrey, UK. Turnpike v4.00 MIME. © Web URL:http://www.merlyn.demon.co.uk/ - w. FAQish topics, links, acronyms PAS EXE etc : URL:http://www.merlyn.demon.co.uk/programs/ - see 00index.htm Dates - miscdate.htm moredate.htm js-dates.htm pas-time.htm critdate.htm etc. |
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