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David Splett September 8th 04 11:43 PM

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"Danny Colyer" wrote in message
...
Interesting. In 14 years of driving I have never actually been delayed
by a cyclist. There have been occasions when I've had to wait until it
was safe to pass a cyclist, but after getting past it never takes long
to catch up with the next traffic jam.


Unfortunately the thought process of most drivers doesn't extend this far.
I'd say bikes cause far less delay to cars than any form of motorized
vehicle.



Dave Kahn September 9th 04 10:28 AM

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"David Splett" wrote in message ...
"Danny Colyer" wrote in message
...
Interesting. In 14 years of driving I have never actually been delayed
by a cyclist. There have been occasions when I've had to wait until it
was safe to pass a cyclist, but after getting past it never takes long
to catch up with the next traffic jam.


Unfortunately the thought process of most drivers doesn't extend this far.
I'd say bikes cause far less delay to cars than any form of motorized
vehicle.


They're not so much worried about the delay, which they must know is
almost always temporary, as following the golden rule that all
cyclists must be instantly overtaken regardless of the circumstances.

If you are slotted into a long line of 20 mph traffic, where there is
no question of delaying anyone, they will still try to pass you even
though there is clearly no gap to pull into. Failure to do so would be
a violation of the golden rule.

--
Dave...

Tom Anderson September 9th 04 11:30 AM

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On 9 Sep 2004, Dave Kahn wrote:

"David Splett" wrote in message ...
"Danny Colyer" wrote in message
...
Interesting. In 14 years of driving I have never actually been delayed
by a cyclist. There have been occasions when I've had to wait until it
was safe to pass a cyclist, but after getting past it never takes long
to catch up with the next traffic jam.


Unfortunately the thought process of most drivers doesn't extend this far.
I'd say bikes cause far less delay to cars than any form of motorized
vehicle.


They're not so much worried about the delay, which they must know is
almost always temporary, as following the golden rule that all cyclists
must be instantly overtaken regardless of the circumstances.


Sadly, this also seems to apply at red lights. I've lost count of how many
times i've cycled up alongside a line of traffic at some lights and come
to rest a little way ahead of the stop line (i'm a sinner, i know), only
for the car next to me to rev up and move forward all of six inches to
draw level ...

ASL's all round, i say.

tom

--
So the moon is approximately 24 toasters from S****horpe.


Ian F. September 9th 04 03:43 PM

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"Tom Anderson" wrote in message
...

Sadly, this also seems to apply at red lights. I've lost count of how many
times i've cycled up alongside a line of traffic at some lights and come
to rest a little way ahead of the stop line (i'm a sinner, i know), only
for the car next to me to rev up and move forward all of six inches to
draw level ...


rant

I downright refuse to stop before that green bit at the front of the lights
that meant for cyclists - I always stop on it! Why should the miserable,
pavement-pedallers have any more of the road than they already have? They've
got one lane, now they want two extra! When they pay road tax like we do,
then I might consider it!

/rant

Ian


Ambrose Nankivell September 9th 04 03:47 PM

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"Ian F." writes:

"Tom Anderson" wrote in message
...

Sadly, this also seems to apply at red lights. I've lost count of how many
times i've cycled up alongside a line of traffic at some lights and come
to rest a little way ahead of the stop line (i'm a sinner, i know), only
for the car next to me to rev up and move forward all of six inches to
draw level ...


rant

I downright refuse to stop before that green bit at the front of the lights
that meant for cyclists - I always stop on it! Why should the miserable,
pavement-pedallers have any more of the road than they already have? They've
got one lane, now they want two extra! When they pay road tax like we do,
then I might consider it!

/rant

Good point. It's important to get your money's worth from your road
tax.


Ian F. September 9th 04 03:48 PM

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"Ambrose Nankivell" wrote in message
...

Good point. It's important to get your money's worth from your road
tax.


LOL. Now you've taken the edge of my rant!

Ian


David Splett September 9th 04 05:20 PM

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"Ian F." wrote in message
...
rant
I downright refuse to stop before that green bit at the front of the

lights
that meant for cyclists - I always stop on it! Why should the miserable,
pavement-pedallers have any more of the road than they already have?

They've
got one lane, now they want two extra! When they pay road tax like we do,
then I might consider it!
/rant


It might be a downright refusal on your part, but it's not a very clever
one. When I'm cycling and I encounter cars that haven't stopped in the
correct place, I simply pass over the ASL and stop in front of them.

Why not just learn to drive your vehicle correctly, or do you get some kind
of flagilatory thrill from being tense and stressed?



Ian F. September 9th 04 06:34 PM

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"David Splett" wrote in message
...

It might be a downright refusal on your part, but it's not a very clever
one.


I'm not claiming it *is* clever. It's just my daft little protest against
people using our roads who don't pay for them! ;-)

When I'm cycling and I encounter cars that haven't stopped in the
correct place, I simply pass over the ASL and stop in front of them.


ASL?

Why not just learn to drive your vehicle correctly, or do you get some

kind
of flagilatory thrill from being tense and stressed?


I do drive my vehicle correctly. And I'm not tense, or stressed, or prone to
flagellatory flights of fancy. I just hate cyclists and the way they
(present company excepted) reckon they own the road - riding on the
pavement, jumping red lights, yelling abuse at elderly people and so on.

Ian


Dave Newt September 9th 04 06:55 PM

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Ian F. wrote:

And I'm not [...] prone to
flagellatory flights of fancy.


That's not what I've heard! :-)

Danny Colyer September 9th 04 06:57 PM

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Ian F. wrote:
I just hate cyclists and the way they
(present company excepted) reckon they own the road - riding on the
pavement, jumping red lights, yelling abuse at elderly people and so on.


This chap *has* to be posting from utl. I've read that POB's[1] tend to
do that sort of thing a lot in London.

[1] People On Bikes, as opposed to Real Cyclists.

--
Danny Colyer (the UK company has been laughed out of my reply address)
URL:http://www.speedy5.freeserve.co.uk/danny/
"He who dares not offend cannot be honest." - Thomas Paine

Ian F. September 9th 04 07:01 PM

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"Dave Newt" newtonline{at}gmail.com wrote in message
t.net...

That's not what I've heard! :-)


Relurk, Newtie - or else! ;-)

Ian


Ian F. September 9th 04 07:02 PM

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"Danny Colyer" wrote in message
...

This chap *has* to be posting from utl.


Well, I'm hardly going to be posting from urc, now, am I? :-)

I've read that POB's[1] tend to
do that sort of thing a lot in London.

[1] People On Bikes, as opposed to Real Cyclists.


If you tell me there's a difference, I'll believe you!

Ian


Simon Brooke September 9th 04 07:05 PM

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in message , Ian F.
') wrote:

"Tom Anderson" wrote in message
...

Sadly, this also seems to apply at red lights. I've lost count of how
many times i've cycled up alongside a line of traffic at some lights
and come to rest a little way ahead of the stop line (i'm a sinner, i
know), only for the car next to me to rev up and move forward all of
six inches to draw level ...


I downright refuse to stop before that green bit at the front of the
lights that meant for cyclists - I always stop on it! Why should the
miserable, pavement-pedallers have any more of the road than they
already have? They've got one lane, now they want two extra! When they
pay road tax like we do, then I might consider it!


There's been no road tax in this country for more than fifty years. I
don't know who you're paying it to, but you're being conned.

--
(Simon Brooke) http://www.jasmine.org.uk/~simon/

;; Want to know what SCO stands for?
;; http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20030605

Danny Colyer September 9th 04 07:25 PM

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I wrote:
I've read that POB's[1] tend to
do that sort of thing a lot in London.

[1] People On Bikes, as opposed to Real Cyclists.


and Ian F. responded:
If you tell me there's a difference, I'll believe you!


There certainly is. We Real Cyclists tend to really, really dislike
POB's, mostly because we all get tarred with the same brush. But also
because they endanger us directly.

A while ago, a regular on urc was injured when a POB rode off a pavement
into him without looking. I have had to slam the brakes on on occasion
to avoid POB's doing the same thing.

In The Great Helmet Debate, those who would like to remove our freedom
to choose whether to wear a lid (in spite of all the evidence that
removal of such freedom would be a bad thing) have taken to citing the
case of a young POB who was killed after riding a bike with faulty
brakes off the pavement and into the path of a car. As if wearing a
PFDB[1] would have been more effective at saving his life than adequate
cycle training and maintenance.

There have been other stories of Real Cyclists being hit by POB's
sailing through red lights.

POB's tend to be relatively slow cyclists (except for those couriers
that I've read about). So a POB will sail past a Real Cyclist at a red
light, then get in the way when the Real Cyclist catches up after the
lights change. Repeatedly, when there are as many traffic lights as in
London.

I could go on (I had other things in mind to mention when I started
typing this), but I'm bored now so I'll stop.

[1] Polystyrene Foam Deflector Beanie. It's OK to wear a helmet, as
long as you remember that it's made of meringue covered in eggshell and
ride accordingly.

--
Danny Colyer (the UK company has been laughed out of my reply address)
URL:http://www.speedy5.freeserve.co.uk/danny/
"He who dares not offend cannot be honest." - Thomas Paine

Just zis Guy, you know? September 9th 04 07:32 PM

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On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 19:34:08 +0100, "Ian F."
wrote in message :

I'm not claiming it *is* clever. It's just my daft little protest against
people using our roads who don't pay for them! ;-)


Ah, so you haven't heard that cyclists have above-average income, are
more likely to own a house, a car and any other measure of material
wealth except a satellite dish (and that's probably changed now the
Tour is on ITV2). In other words, cyclists probably pay more tax than
you do. And then leave the car at home - smart people!

I do drive my vehicle correctly. And I'm not tense, or stressed, or prone to
flagellatory flights of fancy. I just hate cyclists and the way they
(present company excepted) reckon they own the road - riding on the
pavement, jumping red lights, yelling abuse at elderly people and so on.


Ah, so you are going to break your word and drive incorrectly (i.e.
illegally) based on the behaviour of a small group of cyclists who,
incidentally, are every bit as unpopular with us cyclists as they are
with cagers.

What's your view on that bloke who slashed car tyres based on the
behaviour of a subset of cagers?

Do you not think that the best way to make the roads a better place is
to set a good example, rather than try and out-idiot the idiots?

Guy
--
May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk

88% of helmet statistics are made up, 65% of them at Washington University

D.M. Procida September 9th 04 09:25 PM

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Ian F. wrote:

I do drive my vehicle correctly. And I'm not tense, or stressed, or prone to
flagellatory flights of fancy. I just hate cyclists and the way they
(present company excepted) reckon they own the road - riding on the
pavement, jumping red lights, yelling abuse at elderly people and so on.


.... damaging your bumpers, getting under your wheels. I know the type.
*******s!

Daniele
--
Apple Juice Ltd
Chapter Arts Centre
Market Road www.apple-juice.co.uk
Cardiff CF5 1QE 029 2019 0140

Ian F. September 9th 04 10:06 PM

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"Just zis Guy, you know?" wrote in message
...

Do you not think that the best way to make the roads a better place is
to set a good example, rather than try and out-idiot the idiots?


I've learned, today, the difference between Real Cyclists and People On
Bikes. I knew nothing about that before. Thanks.

Ian


Dave Kahn September 9th 04 10:12 PM

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On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 20:32:17 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
wrote:

Ah, so you haven't heard that cyclists have above-average income, are
more likely to own a house, a car and any other measure of material
wealth except a satellite dish (and that's probably changed now the
Tour is on ITV2).


Nonsense. The discerning cyclist gets ITV2 on Freeview.

--
Dave...

Get a bicycle. You will not regret it. If you live. - Mark Twain

Ian F. September 9th 04 10:13 PM

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"Danny Colyer" wrote in message
...

There certainly is. We Real Cyclists tend to really, really dislike
POB's, mostly because we all get tarred with the same brush. But also
because they endanger us directly.


snip interesting stuff

Just proves you're never too old to learn. I shall now take great pleasure
in watching out for Real Cyclists as opposed to POBs!

Isn't there anything you cyclists can do, as a group, to stop these idiots
cycling on pavements, running red lights and so on? Isn't there a pressure
organisation or something? How can we (pedestrians) help?

Ian


Danny Colyer September 9th 04 10:46 PM

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Ian F. wrote:
Isn't there anything you cyclists can do, as a group, to stop these idiots
cycling on pavements, running red lights and so on? Isn't there a pressure
organisation or something? How can we (pedestrians) help?


If only! It needs an effective public education campaign to encourage
new/returning cyclists to take training courses, ready availability of
such courses (they *are* available, if you know where to look) and ready
availability of Cycling Proficiency courses at all primary and secondary
schools.

It's starting to happen. Standard training courses have been developed
by CTC, among others, and seem to be effective (hopefully JohnB will be
along any minute to tell you all about them). But I'm sure it'll be
years before we notice any significant improvement.

Other than that, we could always adapt Spike Bike's techniques and
direct them towards the POB's :-)
URL:http://members.aol.com/clubnbc/spike_1.htm

--
Danny Colyer (the UK company has been laughed out of my reply address)
URL:http://www.speedy5.freeserve.co.uk/danny/
"He who dares not offend cannot be honest." - Thomas Paine

Helen Deborah Vecht September 9th 04 11:04 PM

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"Ian F." typed


Isn't there anything you cyclists can do, as a group, to stop these idiots
cycling on pavements, running red lights and so on? Isn't there a pressure
organisation or something? How can we (pedestrians) help?


It's really *very* difficult.

Camden Cycling Campaign is trying to help the Council with some catchy
slogans to deter pavement cycling but we *aren't* responsible for other
POBs.

CCC members attended a meeting of campaigning pedestrians at Camden Town
Hall about three weeks ago. It was then reported in local papers that
'the enemy' had 'gatecrashed' the meeting. Co-operating with some groups
of pedestrians isn't always easy!

Enforcement of traffic law is the responsibility of the Police etc.

POBs give all cyclists a bad name and make campaigning for measures to
improve the lot of cyclists far more difficult.

The roads in Outer London are packed with drivers who are really hostile
to cyclists and frequently tell them to get onto the pavement. The local
Press can be very hostile too.

--
Helen D. Vecht:
Edgware.

njf>badger September 10th 04 08:43 AM

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Ian F. wrote:
rant

I downright refuse to stop before that green bit at the front of the lights
that meant for cyclists - I always stop on it! Why should the miserable,
pavement-pedallers have any more of the road than they already have? They've
got one lane, now they want two extra! When they pay road tax like we do,
then I might consider it!

/rant

Ian


Humm, illegal, its a bike only advanced stop line, however a lot of
traffic lights now have extra loops under them and change much
quicker/for longer (the ones outside here do). Most POB students either
don't sit over them, or just ride through the red and onto the
pavements, so the traffic never gets enough time to move more than one
car at a time, great traffic planning that.

Niel.

Ambrose Nankivell September 10th 04 09:23 AM

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"Ian F." writes:
Isn't there anything you cyclists can do, as a group, to stop these idiots
cycling on pavements, running red lights and so on?


Shoot them and burn the bodies?

Isn't there a pressure organisation or something? How can we
(pedestrians) help?


I occasionally comment when I judge I'm not likely to get punched in
the face for doing so, but I can see little else. Many cyclists tend
to write in in support of enforcement initiatives when reported in the
press, as well.

That reminds me, there's a sad letter in the Metro I should respond
to. (Someone hit and injured by a pavement cyclist who doesn't know
they _can_ get compensation).

A


Annabel Smyth September 10th 04 09:29 AM

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Tom Anderson wrote to uk.transport.london on Thu, 9 Sep 2004:


Sadly, this also seems to apply at red lights. I've lost count of how many
times i've cycled up alongside a line of traffic at some lights and come
to rest a little way ahead of the stop line (i'm a sinner, i know), only
for the car next to me to rev up and move forward all of six inches to
draw level ...

The trouble is, for every sensible, courteous and law-abiding cyclist,
as members of this group surely are, there are enough of the other
kind.... I, as a pedestrian, was very nearly run over two days ago by a
cyclist who decided that the red light didn't apply to him - this was a
Pelican crossing, or whatever they're called nowadays. I'm in my 50s
and agile, but what if I'd been in my 80s and slow? I'd have had no
chance at all against him....

And, like motorists, or bus drivers, come to that, the few ghastly ones
tar all the good ones with the same brush.
--
"Mrs Redboots"
http://www.amsmyth.demon.co.uk/



Annabel Smyth September 10th 04 09:31 AM

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Ian F. wrote to uk.transport.london on Thu, 9 Sep 2004:

Isn't there anything you cyclists can do, as a group, to stop these idiots
cycling on pavements, running red lights and so on? Isn't there a pressure
organisation or something? How can we (pedestrians) help?

One elderly, lame old girl of my acquaintance more or less forces them
to stop by waving her walking-stick in front of them and says, very
calmly, "Now, either get off your bike, or get off the pavement!"

I don't suppose it does anything to help, but *she* feels better!
--
"Mrs Redboots"
http://www.amsmyth.demon.co.uk/



Annabel Smyth September 10th 04 09:33 AM

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Dave Kahn wrote to uk.transport.london on Thu, 9 Sep 2004:

On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 20:32:17 +0100, "Just zis Guy, you know?"
wrote:

Ah, so you haven't heard that cyclists have above-average income, are
more likely to own a house, a car and any other measure of material
wealth except a satellite dish (and that's probably changed now the
Tour is on ITV2).


Nonsense. The discerning cyclist gets ITV2 on Freeview.

Except that coverage is better on Eurosport and you can't bloody GET
that on Freeview any more. WAIL! I WANT EUROSPORT.....
--
"Mrs Redboots"
http://www.amsmyth.demon.co.uk/



Henry September 10th 04 09:50 AM

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"Annabel Smyth" wrote in message

Except that coverage is better on Eurosport and you can't bloody GET
that on Freeview any more. WAIL! I WANT EUROSPORT.....
--


There may be more of it on Eurosport, but last time I watched it there the
commentary was so boring and off the point that I swore never again.

Phil, Gary and Paul are far better.

By the way, you never could get Eurosport on Freeview, that was back in the
days of ITV Digital.



Tom Anderson September 10th 04 10:50 AM

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On Thu, 9 Sep 2004, Ian F. wrote:

"David Splett" wrote in message
...

It might be a downright refusal on your part, but it's not a very clever
one.


I'm not claiming it *is* clever. It's just my daft little protest
against people using our roads who don't pay for them! ;-)


You are trying to out-John-Rowland John Rowland, AICMFP.

When I'm cycling and I encounter cars that haven't stopped in the
correct place, I simply pass over the ASL and stop in front of them.


ASL?


Arsehole Separation Line - it separates mine from the ones driving cars.

See:

http://www.highwaycode.gov.uk/16.shtml (section 154)

Why not just learn to drive your vehicle correctly,


I do drive my vehicle correctly.


I seriously considered the possibility that you were just trolling, but
then i remembered how most drivers actually drive.

yelling abuse at elderly people and so on.


I'm usually too busy raping nuns and schoolteachers to do that on my way
to work.

tom

--
The revolving disc of plagues is particularly fun. -- greengolux



Tom Anderson September 10th 04 10:55 AM

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On 10 Sep 2004, Ambrose Nankivell wrote:

"Ian F." writes:

Isn't there anything you cyclists can do, as a group, to stop these idiots
cycling on pavements, running red lights and so on?


Shoot them and burn the bodies?


This is a really stupid suggestion.

We *obviously* need to string the bodies up in a public place, pour
encourager les autres.

tom

--
The revolving disc of plagues is particularly fun. -- greengolux


Tom Anderson September 10th 04 11:05 AM

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On Thu, 9 Sep 2004, Danny Colyer wrote:

POB's tend to be relatively slow cyclists (except for those couriers
that I've read about). So a POB will sail past a Real Cyclist at a red
light, then get in the way when the Real Cyclist catches up after the
lights change. Repeatedly, when there are as many traffic lights as in
London.


I have nothing to add to this; i just wanted to say that THIS DRIVES ME
ABSOLUTELY ****ING INSANE!!! These idiots should not be allowed to ride a
bike. Or to breed. Or, in fact, to live.

It's not just that they're not as quick as me - and i'm not exactly a
speed demon - but that they actually seem to trying to go as slowly as
they can. I think it's the same people who handle any bit of acceleration,
no matter how tiny, by hoisting themselves up off their seats and putting
all their weight on it, like they were ****ing King of the Mountains or
something. IT'S A FLAT ROAD! YOU CAN ACCELERATE SITTING DOWN!

/rant

More seriously, and in the spirit of Hanlon's Razor, i wonder if it's a
gear thing: these people don't realise you need to use a low gear to
accelerate, so they're trying to do everything in top, so they wear
themselves out and don't go very fast. I know it took me a long time to
get the feel for the right cadence, despite years of my dad nagging me to
shift down and speed up *every* time we went biking (or perhaps because of
....), so if people haven't had any teaching at all, maybe they just don't
know.

tom

--
The revolving disc of plagues is particularly fun. -- greengolux


Tony Raven September 10th 04 11:49 AM

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David Splett wrote:


Unfortunately the thought process of most drivers doesn't extend this far.
I'd say bikes cause far less delay to cars than any form of motorized
vehicle.



Yesterday cycling up the Strand to Trafalgar Square the motorised
vehicles were causing me a lot of delay. I got off and walked along the
pavement and was still way quicker than the cars, taxis, vans and buses
in the queue

Tony

Tony Raven September 10th 04 11:52 AM

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Tom Anderson wrote:


Sadly, this also seems to apply at red lights. I've lost count of how many
times i've cycled up alongside a line of traffic at some lights and come
to rest a little way ahead of the stop line (i'm a sinner, i know), only
for the car next to me to rev up and move forward all of six inches to
draw level ...


Did that yesterday in London to get to the ASL. When I got there the
car at the front sounded its horn and then pulled away through a red
light. Sometimes getting in front of the cyclist is just too important
for some drivers.

Tony

Tony Raven September 10th 04 11:54 AM

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Ambrose Nankivell wrote:

"Ian F." writes:


"Tom Anderson" wrote in message
...


Sadly, this also seems to apply at red lights. I've lost count of how many
times i've cycled up alongside a line of traffic at some lights and come
to rest a little way ahead of the stop line (i'm a sinner, i know), only
for the car next to me to rev up and move forward all of six inches to
draw level ...


rant

I downright refuse to stop before that green bit at the front of the lights
that meant for cyclists - I always stop on it! Why should the miserable,
pavement-pedallers have any more of the road than they already have? They've
got one lane, now they want two extra! When they pay road tax like we do,
then I might consider it!

/rant

Good point. It's important to get your money's worth from your road
tax.


Perhaps we cyclists should run a critical mass on the M25 to get our
money's worth from out income and other taxes ;-^)

Tony

Tony Raven September 10th 04 11:56 AM

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Ian F. wrote:

I just hate cyclists and the way they
(present company excepted) reckon they own the road - riding on the
pavement, jumping red lights, yelling abuse at elderly people and so on.


We learnt if from the motorists ;-)

Tony

Annabel Smyth September 10th 04 11:56 AM

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Henry wrote to uk.transport.london on Fri, 10 Sep 2004:

By the way, you never could get Eurosport on Freeview, that was back in the
days of ITV Digital.


I know, which was why we got ITV Digital in the first place! And we
can't get satellite here, as it's a block of flats (although we hope
they will be putting up a communal dish soon, it can't be too soon for
me, as the skating season is just starting), there's no cable, and
reception on Freeview and its predecessors is ruddy awful. Sigh.
--
"Mrs Redboots"
http://www.amsmyth.demon.co.uk/



Tony Raven September 10th 04 12:01 PM

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Ian F. wrote:

"Just zis Guy, you know?" wrote in message
...


Do you not think that the best way to make the roads a better place is
to set a good example, rather than try and out-idiot the idiots?



I've learned, today, the difference between Real Cyclists and People On
Bikes. I knew nothing about that before. Thanks.

Ian


Its easy to tell them apart. Real Cyclists are invisible to motorists
who only see POBs ;-)

Tony

Tony Raven September 10th 04 12:02 PM

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Ian F. wrote:

Isn't there anything you cyclists can do, as a group, to stop these idiots
cycling on pavements, running red lights and so on? Isn't there a pressure
organisation or something? How can we (pedestrians) help?


You could always lobby your councillors to stop painting those stupid
white lines and bicycle signs on the pavements. The majority of real
cyclists would happily be rid of them and take their place as part of
the normal traffic on roads.

Tony

Helen Deborah Vecht September 10th 04 01:38 PM

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Tony Raven typed


Its easy to tell them apart. Real Cyclists are invisible to motorists
who only see POBs ;-)


Sorry mate, I didn't see you... ;-)

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Edgware.

Paul Weaver September 10th 04 06:04 PM

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"Just zis Guy, you know?" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 9 Sep 2004 19:34:08 +0100, "Ian F."
wrote in message :

I'm not claiming it *is* clever. It's just my daft little protest against
people using our roads who don't pay for them! ;-)


Ah, so you haven't heard that cyclists have above-average income, are
more likely to own a house, a car and any other measure of material
wealth except a satellite dish (and that's probably changed now the
Tour is on ITV2). In other words, cyclists probably pay more tax than
you do. And then leave the car at home - smart people!


I'm getting a feeling of deja-vu

I do drive my vehicle correctly. And I'm not tense, or stressed, or prone

to
flagellatory flights of fancy. I just hate cyclists and the way they
(present company excepted) reckon they own the road - riding on the
pavement, jumping red lights, yelling abuse at elderly people and so on.


Ah, so you are going to break your word and drive incorrectly (i.e.
illegally) based on the behaviour of a small group of cyclists who,
incidentally, are every bit as unpopular with us cyclists as they are
with cagers.


I wouldn't classify them as a small group, especially in London.

Do you not think that the best way to make the roads a better place is
to set a good example, rather than try and out-idiot the idiots?


Ahh, sense.



Just zis Guy, you know? September 10th 04 06:08 PM

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On Fri, 10 Sep 2004 12:05:14 +0100, Tom Anderson
wrote in message
:

POB's tend to be relatively slow cyclists (except for those couriers
that I've read about). So a POB will sail past a Real Cyclist at a red
light, then get in the way when the Real Cyclist catches up after the
lights change. Repeatedly, when there are as many traffic lights as in
London.


I have nothing to add to this; i just wanted to say that THIS DRIVES ME
ABSOLUTELY ****ING INSANE!!! These idiots should not be allowed to ride a
bike. Or to breed. Or, in fact, to live.


It pains me, as a notorious woolly liberal, to have to agree
wholeheartedly. Riding in the smoke the other day along one of those
hellish contraflow cycle lanes bounded by high kerbs (so overtaking
was almost impossible) a long line of cyclists finally managed to pass
an 8mph old codger on a gas-pipe Raleigh, only to have him wobble
straight past, across a red light and into the next section ahead of
the line. I really did come very close to kicking the old fart off
his bike. And I really am the most gentle of souls, I can only
remember ever hitting one person in my life, and that in self-defence
after I was amushed by a group of yobs.

Guy
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