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Recliner[_2_] July 24th 09 12:02 PM

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8165471.stm

Bendy buses taken out of service

A group of bendy buses is being taken out of commission in London by
mayor Boris Johnson.

The nine vehicles, operating on Route 507, will be replaced by new buses
after their final day of service.

He pledged to scrap the "much-loathed" buses last year, saying they were
dangerous and enabled fare evasion.

But passenger group London TravelWatch and the London Assembly's Labour
group said there was no evidence bendy buses caused more accidents.

Removing bendy buses was one of Mr Johnson's key pledges during last
year's mayoral election, and he plans to phase them all out by 2011.

Buses on Route 507, which travels between Waterloo and Victoria, will be
replaced by a new, more frequent single-decker bus on Saturday.

Mr Johnson said: "These writhing whales of the road have swung their
hefty rear ends round our corners for the final time."

He said the new buses will emit less CO2 than the bendy buses, which
will be sent back "to their spiritual home, an airfield in the Midlands"
next week.

Transport for London (TfL) said it would cost an extra £12m per year to
replace the vehicles.

However, a spokeswoman said: "We would expect to see an increase in
revenue of about £5m per annum thanks to a reduction in fare evasion on
these routes."
continues




[email protected] July 24th 09 02:34 PM

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On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:02:28 +0100
"Recliner" wrote:
Mr Johnson said: "These writhing whales of the road have swung their
hefty rear ends round our corners for the final time."


Yes, because the obvious enviromental way to go is replace N bendy buses
with N*2 normal buses to maintain the same service. Twice as many engines,
not to mention twice as many drivers required, less easy to access for
pushchairs and disabled people and assuming the single deckers he's mentioned
replacing them with are the single door at the front variety it take a shed
load longer for people to board.

Genius decision Boris. Perhaps we should go back to steam trains on the
underground while you're at it?

He said the new buses will emit less CO2 than the bendy buses, which


Less per bus, but I suspect when you add up the total service it'll be
somewhat more.

will be sent back "to their spiritual home, an airfield in the Midlands"
next week.


Ie perfectly servicable vehicles are about to be mothballed for no good
reason other than a bunch of whining idiot cyclists and a grandstanding
politician.

Transport for London (TfL) said it would cost an extra £12m per year to
replace the vehicles.

However, a spokeswoman said: "We would expect to see an increase in
revenue of about £5m per annum thanks to a reduction in fare evasion on
these routes."


Yeah , right. At a quid a pop on the buses are they serious suggesting there
were 5 million fare evasions on bendy bus routes along every year?? What a
load of horse****.

B2003


John B July 24th 09 03:39 PM

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On Jul 24, 3:34*pm, wrote:
[accurate and correct things]

Bloody hell, that's a Boltar post that I completely, 100% agree with.
Must be the end times...

--
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john at johnband dot org
www.johnband.org

Jarle H Knudsen July 24th 09 06:05 PM

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On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:02:28 +0100, Recliner wrote:

Buses on Route 507, which travels between Waterloo and Victoria, will be
replaced by a new, more frequent single-decker bus on Saturday.


Why not double-deckers?

--
jhk

Roland Perry July 24th 09 06:08 PM

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In message , at 18:36:43 on
Fri, 24 Jul 2009, Paul Corfield remarked:

{bad form following up on my own post}


Why?
--
Roland Perry

Richard July 24th 09 10:41 PM

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On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:34:11 +0000 (UTC),
wrote:

On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:02:28 +0100
"Recliner" wrote:
Mr Johnson said: "These writhing whales of the road have swung their
hefty rear ends round our corners for the final time."


Yes, because the obvious enviromental way to go is replace N bendy buses
with N*2 normal buses to maintain the same service.


I feel unusually annoyed about this... They are some of the best buses
ever to be used in London or anywhere else, in my controversial
opinion.

Genius decision Boris. Perhaps we should go back to steam trains on the
underground while you're at it?

He said the new buses will emit less CO2 than the bendy buses, which


Less per bus, but I suspect when you add up the total service it'll be
somewhat more.


Absolutely... see how the PVR has gone up - but will it be enough?

will be sent back "to their spiritual home, an airfield in the Midlands"
next week.


Ie perfectly servicable vehicles are about to be mothballed for no good
reason other than a bunch of whining idiot cyclists and a grandstanding
politician.


Well, it was in his campaign and manifesto... So TfL (=we) will pay
for this electioneering bolx and will pay again for his very own Grand
Projet, the BorisBus.

Richard.

John Ray[_2_] July 25th 09 10:10 AM

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Jarle H Knudsen wrote:
On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:02:28 +0100, Recliner wrote:

Buses on Route 507, which travels between Waterloo and Victoria, will be
replaced by a new, more frequent single-decker bus on Saturday.


Why not double-deckers?




Because the roof at Waterloo is too low?

--
John Ray

Tom Barry July 25th 09 10:48 AM

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John Ray wrote:
Jarle H Knudsen wrote:
On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:02:28 +0100, Recliner wrote:

Buses on Route 507, which travels between Waterloo and Victoria, will be
replaced by a new, more frequent single-decker bus on Saturday.


Why not double-deckers?




Because the roof at Waterloo is too low?


Because double deckers are unsuitable for Red Arrow routes, which have
always (since being introduced in the 1960s) operated as high-volume
standee single decker buses). On the 521, of course, the Aldwych subway
forces single deck use anyway, but there are operational reasons too.

Tom

Tom Barry July 25th 09 12:12 PM

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Paul Corfield wrote:
On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 08:39:55 -0700 (PDT), John B
wrote:

On Jul 24, 3:34 pm, wrote:
[accurate and correct things]

Bloody hell, that's a Boltar post that I completely, 100% agree with.
Must be the end times...


Ditto. I feel worried.

The Red Arrow bendies do get very full but 50 people get a seat. Come
Monday they'll be lucky if about 20 people get a seat given most of the
area will be standee only like the old GLS / LS types that the bendies
replaced.


What's the seating/standing ratio on the 12m Citaros ordered for the
507/521? 2:1 on the bendies, of course, so I'm assuming it's about 23
seats/46 standing? I note that the 1960s Red Arrow Merlins had 25
seats/48 standing, so there's progress for you.

Tom

Offramp July 25th 09 12:31 PM

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On 24 July, 23:41, Richard

I feel unusually annoyed about this... They are some of the best buses
ever to be used in London or anywhere else, in my controversial
opinion.


I agree entirely. I think it is odd and very wrong that one man's
fatwa could get rid of them.

Recliner[_2_] July 25th 09 12:35 PM

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"Offramp" wrote in message

On 24 July, 23:41, Richard

I feel unusually annoyed about this... They are some of the best
buses ever to be used in London or anywhere else, in my controversial
opinion.


I agree entirely. I think it is odd and very wrong that one man's
fatwa could get rid of them.


Well, it was one of his clearest manifesto commitments, so it's fair to
assume at least some of his voters also approved of the idea.



eastender[_3_] July 25th 09 01:00 PM

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In article
,
John B wrote:

Bloody hell, that's a Boltar post that I completely, 100% agree with.


Me too - strange times indeed.

E,

Tom Anderson July 25th 09 01:07 PM

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On Fri, 24 Jul 2009, John B wrote:

On Jul 24, 3:34*pm, wrote:
[accurate and correct things]

Bloody hell, that's a Boltar post that I completely, 100% agree with.
Must be the end times...


I chafed a bit at 'idiot cyclists', but if you read that as saying that
cyclists who complain about bendies are idiots, rather than that all
cyclists are idiots and complain about bendies, then it's spot on.

Boltar, have they changed your medication recently?

tom

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Tom Barry July 25th 09 01:23 PM

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Tom Anderson wrote:
On Fri, 24 Jul 2009, John B wrote:

On Jul 24, 3:34 pm, wrote:
[accurate and correct things]

Bloody hell, that's a Boltar post that I completely, 100% agree with.
Must be the end times...


I chafed a bit at 'idiot cyclists', but if you read that as saying that
cyclists who complain about bendies are idiots, rather than that all
cyclists are idiots and complain about bendies, then it's spot on.


I read it as being 'zealot cyclists who think the road should be
rearranged for their benefit', which Boris definitely is, leavened by
old-fashioned Tory car-worship*.

Tom (not a cyclist, just a bloke who owns a bike and occasionally
chooses it when it's the best option).

* Like thinking that the car was the single biggest contributor to
women's liberation in the 20th century, a view he's expressed in my hearing.

Bruce[_2_] July 25th 09 01:39 PM

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On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 13:35:54 +0100, "Recliner"
wrote:

"Offramp" wrote in message

On 24 July, 23:41, Richard

I feel unusually annoyed about this... They are some of the best
buses ever to be used in London or anywhere else, in my controversial
opinion.


I agree entirely. I think it is odd and very wrong that one man's
fatwa could get rid of them.


Well, it was one of his clearest manifesto commitments, so it's fair to
assume at least some of his voters also approved of the idea.



Perhaps the swing voters who gave Boris victory are not bus users?

To be honest, I cannot imagine that many bus users would have voted
for him, but many car drivers will have been seduced by his promises
to remove Bendy Buses from London's roads and to abandon the western
extension of the Congestion Charge zone.


Tom Anderson July 25th 09 02:26 PM

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On Sat, 25 Jul 2009, Tom Barry wrote:

Tom Anderson wrote:
On Fri, 24 Jul 2009, John B wrote:

On Jul 24, 3:34 pm, wrote:
[accurate and correct things]

Bloody hell, that's a Boltar post that I completely, 100% agree with.
Must be the end times...


I chafed a bit at 'idiot cyclists', but if you read that as saying that
cyclists who complain about bendies are idiots, rather than that all
cyclists are idiots and complain about bendies, then it's spot on.


I read it as being 'zealot cyclists who think the road should be rearranged
for their benefit',


Add 'and have mistaken ideas about what arrangement would be most to
their benefit'.

which Boris definitely is,


Yup.

leavened by old-fashioned Tory car-worship*.


Are motorismists anti-bendy?

Tom (not a cyclist, just a bloke who owns a bike and occasionally
chooses it when it's the best option).


A, a 'person on a bike', we call people like you!

* Like thinking that the car was the single biggest contributor to
women's liberation in the 20th century, a view he's expressed in my
hearing.


Oh what a card he is!

tom

--
Science Never Sleeps

Tom Barry July 25th 09 02:47 PM

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Tom Anderson wrote:
On Sat, 25 Jul 2009, Tom Barry wrote:

Tom Anderson wrote:
On Fri, 24 Jul 2009, John B wrote:

On Jul 24, 3:34 pm, wrote:
[accurate and correct things]

Bloody hell, that's a Boltar post that I completely, 100% agree with.
Must be the end times...

I chafed a bit at 'idiot cyclists', but if you read that as saying
that cyclists who complain about bendies are idiots, rather than that
all cyclists are idiots and complain about bendies, then it's spot on.


I read it as being 'zealot cyclists who think the road should be
rearranged for their benefit',


Add 'and have mistaken ideas about what arrangement would be most to
their benefit'.


The dreaded 'common sense' of the selfish individual, as expressed by a)
I don't like waiting at traffic lights b) therefore I should be allowed
to ignore them c) therefore I shall arrive at my destination faster d)
therefore the world is a better place. This is often allied to a hatred
of 'experts', possibly because there's an unconscious fear of being
shown up to be a loud-mouthed know-nothing, possibly because that
implies intellectualism, which is associated with undesirable foreign
things like the French. Boris, famously, got his bottom firmly smacked
by London's businessmen over portraying Ken's spending on overseas
embassies as waste, and still maintains that adding a bend to a Citaro
makes it fit only for 'Scandinavian airports'. As I understand it,
Scandinavian airports work rather well, not that I've ever used one, so
it's just rhetorical xenophobia and wilful refusal to examine how the
modern world works. The candidate for the fearful ignorant who want to
be lied to soothingly, is our Boris.


leavened by old-fashioned Tory car-worship*.


Are motorismists anti-bendy?


Yes, certainly the more militant ones - poking a few random people on
Twitter who were applauding Boris on the bendy issue, it turned out very
quickly that they were basically motorists (or in one case a
motorcyclist) for whom a bendy is an impediment to getting about London
in their tin cans - obviously there's sa strong Clarkson
'why-should-the-poor-get-about-faster-than-me' element to this. What's
notable is that they use the same bendy myths ('not built for London's
roads', 'great in Berlin/Amsterdam/wherever, but not British') when what
they actually mean is 'I don't like 100+ people of lower social class in
a bus getting in my way when I'm driving'. Obviously 72 slow-boarding
double deckers on the 38 from November isn't really going to help them,
but it requires more faith in their self-awareness than I can currently
summon up to suppose they'll actually notice what's holding them up.

On the other hand, perhaps spending millions on bendy replacements every
year helps selfish motorists by drying up funds for the expansion of the
network? Maybe that's the plan?

Tom

John Ray[_2_] July 25th 09 07:23 PM

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Paul Corfield wrote:
On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 11:10:02 +0100, John Ray
wrote:

Jarle H Knudsen wrote:
On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:02:28 +0100, Recliner wrote:

Buses on Route 507, which travels between Waterloo and Victoria, will be
replaced by a new, more frequent single-decker bus on Saturday.
Why not double-deckers?

Because the roof at Waterloo is too low?


Hardly given the 211 uses the same terminal point and route into and out
of Waterloo Station.


They used to use the taxi road (the one with the glass canopy over it),
with a bus stop right in front of the station concourse. I haven't been
there for some time so maybe this is no longer the case.

--
John Ray

John Ray[_2_] July 26th 09 07:53 AM

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Paul Corfield wrote:

They both use the taxi road and come round under the station roof and
park on the slope by the main entrance just as they always have.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/24759744@N02/3749131579/

taken on Thursday last week.


I haven't seen a double decker at that point and did not think that
there was enough clearance for one. Thanks for the photo.

--
John Ray

MIG July 26th 09 01:52 PM

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On 25 July, 15:47, Tom Barry wrote:
Are motorismists anti-bendy?


Yes, certainly the more militant ones - poking a few random people on
Twitter who were applauding Boris on the bendy issue, it turned out very
quickly that they were basically motorists (or in one case a
motorcyclist) for whom a bendy is an impediment to getting about London
in their tin cans - obviously there's sa strong Clarkson
'why-should-the-poor-get-about-faster-than-me' element to this. *What's
notable is that they use the same bendy myths ('not built for London's
roads', 'great in Berlin/Amsterdam/wherever, but not British') when what
they actually mean is 'I don't like 100+ people of lower social class in
a bus getting in my way when I'm driving'.


I will never applaud the idiot Boris, nor the hardline Tories who are
hiding behind him, but the silly characterisation of the objections to
bendy buses is disingenuous.

Never mind class or party politics; what about "I don't like to have a
totally unsuitable vehicle blocking the pedestrian crossings, forcing
me to risk my life to get across the road"?

Surely we can do better than choose between a seventy-year old design
and a design that is only suitable for airports and boulevards?

What about a design of bus suitable for modern-day London? Is that so
bluddy difficult to imagine?

Robertj21a July 26th 09 01:58 PM

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On 24 July, 19:05, Jarle H Knudsen wrote:
On Fri, 24 Jul 2009 13:02:28 +0100, Recliner wrote:
Buses on Route 507, which travels betweenWaterlooand Victoria, will be
replaced by a new, more frequent single-decker bus on Saturday.


Why not double-deckers?

--
jhk


Because double-deckers are too slow to board/alight. The attraction of
the articulated buses is that everyone can pile on and it leaves
virtually immediately - not possible with stairs etc.

Robert

Roland Perry July 26th 09 02:40 PM

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In message
, at
06:52:36 on Sun, 26 Jul 2009, MIG
remarked:
What about a design of bus suitable for modern-day London? Is that so
bluddy difficult to imagine?


The routemaster was perfect. I always feel somewhat "trapped" on a bus
where the driver has the power to stop me getting off (especially when
stuck in traffic and I'd rather continue on foot).
--
Roland Perry

Bruce[_2_] July 26th 09 04:07 PM

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On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:52:36 -0700 (PDT), MIG
wrote:

I will never applaud the idiot Boris, nor the hardline Tories who are
hiding behind him, but the silly characterisation of the objections to
bendy buses is disingenuous.

Never mind class or party politics; what about "I don't like to have a
totally unsuitable vehicle blocking the pedestrian crossings, forcing
me to risk my life to get across the road"?



What about it? It's emotive nonsense, no more.


[email protected] July 26th 09 04:56 PM

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In article , (Roland
Perry) wrote:

In message
,
at 06:52:36 on Sun, 26 Jul 2009, MIG
remarked:
What about a design of bus suitable for modern-day London? Is that so
bluddy difficult to imagine?


The routemaster was perfect. I always feel somewhat "trapped" on a
bus where the driver has the power to stop me getting off
(especially when stuck in traffic and I'd rather continue on foot).


That is the key point and why Boris' vendetta against bendies has got
traction. However, the new single deckers will be no better in your regard.

--
Colin Rosenstiel

MIG July 26th 09 05:17 PM

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On 26 July, 17:07, Bruce wrote:
On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:52:36 -0700 (PDT), MIG

wrote:

I will never applaud the idiot Boris, nor the hardline Tories who are
hiding behind him, but the silly characterisation of the objections to
bendy buses is disingenuous.


Never mind class or party politics; what about "I don't like to have a
totally unsuitable vehicle blocking the pedestrian crossings, forcing
me to risk my life to get across the road"?


What about it? *It's emotive nonsense, no more.


I was coming up with an alternative statement that might better
characterise genuine objections to bendys, based on something that
happens frequently.

I suggest that it sums up what far more people feel about them than
the statement about objecting to people of a "lower social class" that
I was responding to.

MIG July 26th 09 05:43 PM

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On 26 July, 16:31, Paul Corfield wrote:

not wanting to repeat long and valid points

It's perfectly evident that bendy buses of varying lengths operate all
over the world in hugely varying street designs with all sorts of
constraints. What no one has ever answered is why London is some sort of
special case and has to have then removed. The reverse of this argument
is why is London such a special case that it should either have kept
Routemasters in squadron service until they were 60-70 years old or even
longer or why we need a future special bus design. I've never seen a
cogent, unemotional argument for any of these scenarios.


It seems that emotive arguments have got in the way of any rational
consideration. Even though there may be plenty of rational arguments
on both sides, they are tending to be ignored and characterised in
disingenuous ways by those who disagree, instead of being sensibly
addressed (not saying that's what you were doing).


What about a design of bus suitable for modern-day London? *Is that so
bluddy difficult to imagine?


I like bendy buses and I think they have a role in the London bus
system.


I don't like them, as it happens, but our rational reasons for liking
and not liking need to be weighed up, rather than characterised in
silly ways as has happened in some forums. More important, the
arguments about bendys and Routemasters shouldn't distract from
consideration of other alternatives.

cut

I am sure there are plenty of "off the shelf" products that have been
developed for use across the world that can serve London's bus system. I
don't see the bus companies in Hong Kong running a "new bus for Hong
Kong" competition - they simply work out what they want to offer their
customers and then seek competitive tenders for the supply of the
vehicles. Their bus fleet is pretty top notch and the new single and
double deckers look very stylish and well appointed. I've yet to have a
bad bus journey in Hong Kong.


Yes. I can't remember if I very deliberately said "a design of bus"
rather than "design a bus", but it is what I said and what I meant.
It could perfectly well already exist. Main thing is not to force
everyone to walk past the driver through a narrow gap.


The "new bus for London" project is just a distraction as far as I can
see and I just do not see the need for it. This is bad politics at its
worst.


Yes, totally pointless, except on slow news days. Already forgotten
as far as I can tell.

Bruce[_2_] July 26th 09 07:13 PM

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On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:17:35 -0700 (PDT), MIG
wrote:

On 26 July, 17:07, Bruce wrote:
On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:52:36 -0700 (PDT), MIG

wrote:

I will never applaud the idiot Boris, nor the hardline Tories who are
hiding behind him, but the silly characterisation of the objections to
bendy buses is disingenuous.


Never mind class or party politics; what about "I don't like to have a
totally unsuitable vehicle blocking the pedestrian crossings, forcing
me to risk my life to get across the road"?


What about it? *It's emotive nonsense, no more.


I was coming up with an alternative statement that might better
characterise genuine objections to bendys, based on something that
happens frequently.

I suggest that it sums up what far more people feel about them than
the statement about objecting to people of a "lower social class" that
I was responding to.



I'm sorry, I misunderstood. I thought you actually believed that
rubbish. Thanks for making it clear.



MIG July 26th 09 08:02 PM

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On 26 July, 20:13, Bruce wrote:
On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:17:35 -0700 (PDT), MIG





wrote:
On 26 July, 17:07, Bruce wrote:
On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:52:36 -0700 (PDT), MIG


wrote:


I will never applaud the idiot Boris, nor the hardline Tories who are
hiding behind him, but the silly characterisation of the objections to
bendy buses is disingenuous.


Never mind class or party politics; what about "I don't like to have a
totally unsuitable vehicle blocking the pedestrian crossings, forcing
me to risk my life to get across the road"?


What about it? *It's emotive nonsense, no more.


I was coming up with an alternative statement that might better
characterise genuine objections to bendys, based on something that
happens frequently.


I suggest that it sums up what far more people feel about them than
the statement about objecting to people of a "lower social class" that
I was responding to.


I'm sorry, I misunderstood. *I thought you actually believed that
rubbish. *Thanks for making it clear.


Well, I do frequently find bendys blocking crossings that I want to
use, so that part isn't rubbish.

I guess it's my own choice whether I then risk my life to walk round
or decide to stay on the same side of the road till the bus drivers
finally leave a gap. I tend to be a bit impetuous and walk round in
the middle of the traffic, but sometimes that isn't possible and I
just get delayed.

On one occasion, a bendy was blocking a crossing at Trafalgar Square
during the pedestrian phase, and I did walk round. Another bendy
driver decided that since the first one was preventing pedestrians
from crossing, he would drive straight through the red light. I
wasn't amused at all.

Bruce[_2_] July 26th 09 08:56 PM

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On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:02:11 -0700 (PDT), MIG
wrote:

On 26 July, 20:13, Bruce wrote:
On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:17:35 -0700 (PDT), MIG





wrote:
On 26 July, 17:07, Bruce wrote:
On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:52:36 -0700 (PDT), MIG


wrote:


I will never applaud the idiot Boris, nor the hardline Tories who are
hiding behind him, but the silly characterisation of the objections to
bendy buses is disingenuous.


Never mind class or party politics; what about "I don't like to have a
totally unsuitable vehicle blocking the pedestrian crossings, forcing
me to risk my life to get across the road"?


What about it? *It's emotive nonsense, no more.


I was coming up with an alternative statement that might better
characterise genuine objections to bendys, based on something that
happens frequently.


I suggest that it sums up what far more people feel about them than
the statement about objecting to people of a "lower social class" that
I was responding to.


I'm sorry, I misunderstood. *I thought you actually believed that
rubbish. *Thanks for making it clear.


Well, I do frequently find bendys blocking crossings that I want to
use, so that part isn't rubbish.

I guess it's my own choice whether I then risk my life to walk round
or decide to stay on the same side of the road till the bus drivers
finally leave a gap. I tend to be a bit impetuous and walk round in
the middle of the traffic, but sometimes that isn't possible and I
just get delayed.

On one occasion, a bendy was blocking a crossing at Trafalgar Square
during the pedestrian phase, and I did walk round. Another bendy
driver decided that since the first one was preventing pedestrians
from crossing, he would drive straight through the red light. I
wasn't amused at all.



Frequently? How frequent is "frequently"?

Or is it an irrationally angry response to something that doesn't
follow the arbitrary rules that you apply to your world, that makes it
appear more of a problem than it realy is?

Foe example, can you give an objective, dispassionate comparison of
the delays caused to pedestrians caused by bendy buses blocking
pedestrian crossings compared to the that from the much greater number
of non-articulated buses (needed to replace the high capacity of the
bendy buses) blocking pedestrian crossings?

The reason I ask is that I think a lot of people's innate anger and
impatience is being directed towards bendy buses, simply because
people are set against them. I mean a lot of people, not just you,
and I also mean such issues as the alleged trapping of cyclists and
the alleged vastly increased delays to other road users, for which
read the anger of drivers of cars and vans who have an inbuilt
pathological hatred of anything that "gets in their way".

I admit to having an inbuilt patholgocial hatred of cyclists who
disobey the rules of the road, so I'm as guilty as anyone. But I do
think that the bendy buses have been vilified for a lot of problems
that they don't cause.



MIG July 26th 09 09:31 PM

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On 26 July, 21:56, Bruce wrote:
On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:02:11 -0700 (PDT), MIG





wrote:
On 26 July, 20:13, Bruce wrote:
On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 10:17:35 -0700 (PDT), MIG


wrote:
On 26 July, 17:07, Bruce wrote:
On Sun, 26 Jul 2009 06:52:36 -0700 (PDT), MIG


wrote:


I will never applaud the idiot Boris, nor the hardline Tories who are
hiding behind him, but the silly characterisation of the objections to
bendy buses is disingenuous.


Never mind class or party politics; what about "I don't like to have a
totally unsuitable vehicle blocking the pedestrian crossings, forcing
me to risk my life to get across the road"?


What about it? *It's emotive nonsense, no more.


I was coming up with an alternative statement that might better
characterise genuine objections to bendys, based on something that
happens frequently.


I suggest that it sums up what far more people feel about them than
the statement about objecting to people of a "lower social class" that
I was responding to.


I'm sorry, I misunderstood. *I thought you actually believed that
rubbish. *Thanks for making it clear.


Well, I do frequently find bendys blocking crossings that I want to
use, so that part isn't rubbish.


I guess it's my own choice whether I then risk my life to walk round
or decide to stay on the same side of the road till the bus drivers
finally leave a gap. *I tend to be a bit impetuous and walk round in
the middle of the traffic, but sometimes that isn't possible and I
just get delayed.


On one occasion, a bendy was blocking a crossing at Trafalgar Square
during the pedestrian phase, and I did walk round. *Another bendy
driver decided that since the first one was preventing pedestrians
from crossing, he would drive straight through the red light. *I
wasn't amused at all.


Frequently? *How frequent is "frequently"?


I don't spend so much time on foot in London lately, but maybe about
once a week on average. Enough to stick in the mind. Probably once
every couple of months with double deckers.

I have no actual figures. I will start counting now. Tonight: none.


Or is it an irrationally angry response to something that doesn't
follow the arbitrary rules that you apply to your world, that makes it
appear more of a problem than it realy is?


Don't know how to answer that one.


Foe example, can you give an objective, dispassionate comparison of
the delays caused to pedestrians caused by bendy buses blocking
pedestrian crossings compared to the that from the much greater number
of non-articulated buses (needed to replace the high capacity of the
bendy buses) blocking pedestrian crossings?

The reason I ask is that I think a lot of people's innate anger and
impatience is being directed towards bendy buses, simply because
people are set against them. *I mean a lot of people, not just you,
and I also mean such issues as the alleged trapping of cyclists and
the alleged vastly increased delays to other road users, for which
read the anger of drivers of cars and vans who have an inbuilt
pathological hatred of anything that "gets in their way".


When I'm on a bike, I find that the biggest danger is the route I have
to take to get past them, so it's similar to the pedestrian crossing
issue really, with the added risk of them pulling away and leaving me
in the middle of the road, during the longer time it takes to get past
them.


I admit to having an inbuilt patholgocial hatred of cyclists who
disobey the rules of the road, so I'm as guilty as anyone. *But I do
think that the bendy buses have been vilified for a lot of problems
that they don't cause.


I don't think there's evidence that they hit cyclists more than
anything else, but I think that the arguments about that were mostly
down to "causing accidents" being interpreted as "hit", which is not
necessarily the case or what was meant.

Tom Barry July 26th 09 10:05 PM

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Paul Corfield wrote:


Ken cancelled such schemes when it suited him, TfL seem to have cold
feet about electric traction on the streets for some reason


Having witnessed the local tactics that led to the West London Tram
cancellation, Ken was mugged by borough Tories on that one. Mainly
whipping up 'the tram will increase traffic down your street and make it
difficult to use your car' fear, as well as worries over worksites etc.
Ironically, of course, it meant more bendies and more pollution, but
there you go. Remember that Ealing and Hammersmith & Fulham councils
changed from mildly supportive Labour to violently opposed (and very
car-friendly) Tory ones in 2006 and there's a limit to how long you can
push on a locked door, particularly when the great and unpleasant bulk
of Stephen Greenhalgh is on the other side.

I am sure there are plenty of "off the shelf" products that have been
developed for use across the world that can serve London's bus
system. I don't see the bus companies in Hong Kong running a "new bus
for Hong Kong" competition


Hmm. Presumably the TfL market being so large in UK terms the
manufacturers have to consider the suitability for London use in any new
bus design anyway, so every New Bus is more or less For London, at least
in a UK design (which IIRC have the bulk of the market). It's
noticeable that the UK's bus manufacturers are keen to have Peter Hendy
visit from time to time, which rather betrays where their priorities
are. Didn't TfL put a ban on Volvo products a while back for some
reason related to noise?

It follows from that that Boris's competition is not so much for a New
Bus For London as a New Bus Unsuitable For Anywhere Else. I'm not sure
I see the point.

BTW, from LOTS:

"At the eleventh hour, just half-a-dozen Citaros (MEC class) arrived in
time for the conversion from bendy-bus of route 507 - in conjunction
with the addition of a 12-minute frequency on Sats and Suns requiring
just four buses on each day. It remains to be seen how soon the rest
of the route's weekday pvr requirement of 14 buses can be replaced."

Bodes well for the next 500+ buses, doesn't it? It's the waste of time
for the people at the bus companies and TfL that riles me most.

Tom

Ian F. July 26th 09 10:06 PM

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"Bruce" wrote in message
...

I admit to having an inbuilt patholgocial hatred of cyclists who
disobey the rules of the road, so I'm as guilty as anyone. But I do
think that the bendy buses have been vilified for a lot of problems
that they don't cause.


I hate them for the one major problem they *do* cause - fare-dodging!

Ian


Andy July 26th 09 10:34 PM

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On Jul 26, 11:06*pm, "Ian F." wrote:
"Bruce" wrote in message

...

I admit to having an inbuilt patholgocial hatred of cyclists who
disobey the rules of the road, so I'm as guilty as anyone. *But I do
think that the bendy buses have been vilified for a lot of problems
that they don't cause.


I hate them for the one major problem they *do* cause - fare-dodging!


Well, they don't cause the fare-dodging. Facilitate it maybe, but the
it is the fare-dodgers that cause the fare-dodging.

Ian F. July 26th 09 10:47 PM

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"Andy" wrote in message
...

Well, they don't cause the fare-dodging. Facilitate it maybe, but the
it is the fare-dodgers that cause the fare-dodging.


And pedantry - that's another thing they cause! ;-)))

Ian


Andy July 26th 09 11:04 PM

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On Jul 26, 11:47*pm, "Ian F." wrote:
"Andy" wrote in message

...

Well, they don't cause the fare-dodging. Facilitate it maybe, but the
it is the fare-dodgers that cause the fare-dodging.


And pedantry - that's another thing they cause! ;-)))


I don't think so :P

I would say that the Boris Bus (and the Routemaster before it) will
be / were amenable to fare-dodging as well. Even a 'normal' bus is,
when it is busy and the driver doesn't check every person carefully.


Basil Jet July 26th 09 11:52 PM

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Paul Corfield wrote:

I would not have an objection to your comment
about pedestrian crossing but your argument would seem to be
predicated on the premise that only bendy buses ever leave part of
their "bulk" on a crossing. That is not my experience as all sorts of
buses can end up blocking a crossing as can other vehicles too.
There may be more instances of bendy buses doing it but it is not
necessarily just their size which is the cause. There may be a whole
load of other issues too.


The problem for long vehicles is that the law doesn't help them. If you have
two crawling lanes and a long vehicle trying to cross a zebra crossing (or
box junction), every time a car-length gap opens on the far side of the
crossing the driver has a choice - either pull forward and trail over the
crossing, or wait, in which case the car alongside him will cut diagonally
over the crossing and steal the gap. If he allows the latter to happen, it
can happen repeatedly, in which case he will be there all day waiting for a
big enough gap on the far side. Zebra crossings and box junctions should be
redesigned so that the lanes are clearly marked through them, and it should
be made an offence to change lane on a box junction or zebra crossing (with
public information films to explain why the change).



MIG July 27th 09 06:26 AM

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On 27 July, 00:04, Andy wrote:
On Jul 26, 11:47*pm, "Ian F." wrote:

"Andy" wrote in message


....


Well, they don't cause the fare-dodging. Facilitate it maybe, but the
it is the fare-dodgers that cause the fare-dodging.


And pedantry - that's another thing they cause! ;-)))


I don't think so :P

I would say that the Boris Bus (and the Routemaster before it) will
be / were amenable to fare-dodging as well. Even a 'normal' bus is,
when it is busy and the driver doesn't check every person carefully.


Or how about fear of fare-dodging being the motivation for generations
of poorly designed buses, forcing everyone through the same narrow
gap?

There is a party political dimension here, because I am sure that the
current administration doesn't have a long-term aim of providing free
public transport.

Roland Perry July 27th 09 07:55 AM

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In message , at 00:52:56 on Mon, 27
Jul 2009, Basil Jet remarked:
The problem for long vehicles is that the law doesn't help them. If you have
two crawling lanes and a long vehicle trying to cross a zebra crossing (or
box junction), every time a car-length gap opens on the far side of the
crossing the driver has a choice - either pull forward and trail over the
crossing, or wait, in which case the car alongside him will cut diagonally
over the crossing and steal the gap. If he allows the latter to happen, it
can happen repeatedly, in which case he will be there all day waiting for a
big enough gap on the far side.


Isn't that a very good reason why these buses aren't suitable?

Zebra crossings and box junctions should be redesigned so that the
lanes are clearly marked through them, and it should be made an offence
to change lane on a box junction or zebra crossing (with public
information films to explain why the change).


Costly and time consuming. Why not just use a more suitable bus?
--
Roland Perry

Tom Barry July 27th 09 10:18 AM

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Roland Perry wrote:


Zebra crossings and box junctions should be redesigned so that the
lanes are clearly marked through them, and it should be made an
offence to change lane on a box junction or zebra crossing (with
public information films to explain why the change).


Costly and time consuming. Why not just use a more suitable bus?


Show us your working out - you need to do the roadwork *once*, you need
to pay the extra cost of less cost-effective buses *every year forever*.
By your logic you shouldn't put in bus lanes, either, since you're
discounting the upside of providing a better bus service in any
cost/benefit calculation.

The degree of mental contortion needed to join the bendy jihad never
ceases to amaze.

Tom

David Cantrell July 27th 09 11:20 AM

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On Fri, Jul 24, 2009 at 02:34:11PM +0000, wrote:

Ie perfectly servicable vehicles are about to be mothballed for no good
reason other than a bunch of whining idiot cyclists and a grandstanding
politician.


Don't forget the people who voted for him.

--
David Cantrell | A machine for turning tea into grumpiness

On the bright side, if sendmail is tied up routing spam and pointless
uknot posts, it's not waving its arse around saying "root me!"
-- Peter Corlett, in uknot


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